Crime & Punishment

Do you hate goons?

Would you like to help stop a gank fleet in its tracks?

Would you like to collect their tears? Large buckets of their sweet, sweet, goon tears?

Then join us for Burn Goons 2017, as we throw a wrench into the goons and their pets plans for Burn Jita!

Suicide Anti-Ganking works great and this year the High Sec Militia special operations team is giving away FREE ECM Burst Atrons to everyone who wants to participate!

Yep, everyone.

Seriously, these little buggers work and it’s a lot of fun! The Inglourious Bastards have tested the inexpensive yet effective fit over the last few weeks and have caused all kinds of trouble for CODE. & Co. Here is the most recent case. If you check the kills for the system at that time you will find that the featured ECM Burst Atron was able to help neutralize the gank fleet, prior to being concorded. The absence of a freighter killmail is proof that it was saved through the combined efforts of the militia members and the special ops team.

So if you want to participate here is what you need to do:

• Create a vigilante alt, one you won’t be worried about losing security status with. I recommend creating a separate alpha clone account, then you can have 3 vigilante clones! Make sure your vigilante clone(s) are Gallente.

• No need to train in any skills, they are ready to fly straight out of the vat.

• But if you want to train you can train in Electronic Warfare, Long Distance Jamming, and Signal Dispersion.

• Make sure you link your account to zkillboard. So we can verify that your kills.

• When your clone is created shoot me an email, I’ll contract you your first atron.

• Join our channel: Anti-ganking

• Set the Goonswarm Federation, CODE., and Gimme Da Loot alliances as red.

• Move your clone to Jita.

• When Burn Jita starts, go to where the freighters are being bumped, orbit the freighter at 20 km. Pulse your mwd as needed, but save some cap for your burst module. Keep an eye on local. Make sure your safety is set to red.

• When the gank fleet arrives in system tighten your orbit to 1000 meters, or head directly for the freighter. Overheat your ECM Burst module.

• When the big red blob lands on top of you, hit the ECM burst, then sit back and watch the chaos ensue.

• When you need a new ship, members of the HSM in the anti-ganking channel will get you another atron! Just mention it in channel along with all your kills.

• When your security status drops too far you can switch to one of your other characters.

• When Burn Jita is over be sure to save your new vigilante alt(s) for a future of ratting in Lowsec, wormhole exploration, Nullsec, or even a fulfilling career in ganker scout hunting.

Are you the reincarnation of gelvon goblin?

And where were you all 2016 when Imperium got kicked out of the North???

That's an exceptionally protracted way of simply stating that you have a sore bottom and need help to reach the cream.

So your most recent success/case was an atron being concorded? Very nice indeed.
Also nice name, i had heard Anti-gankers were avid roleplayers but to put your rank in your name...What happens if you promote yourself/someone promotes you?
Do you skill extract and make a new name or?

Burn Jita confirmed? Ohh yay! I would have hated if the rumors of not holding that infamous tradition this year turned out to be true... it's the very year I start capsuleering afterall.

I'll be bringing popcorn!

I'm wishing a very educational celebration for all participants!

Lmao, ty for revealing your plans
Looks like AG is bound to fail for another year

I'd just like to point out that you're skirting dangerously close to violating the whole "use of disposable characters to avoid in-game consequences" part of the EULA. Be mindful that you don't inadvertently get yourself or other folks banned.

Good.

I don't often suicide gank, but that's a matter of personal style, not opposition to suicide ganking.

I do occasionally shoot at suicide gankers, but that's more about lulz and collecting bounties, not opposition to suicide ganking.

I have, however, made quite an enjoyable pasttime out of popping cheap killrights on ships being flown dangerously to remind folks that Hisec isn't safe.

Lol OK AG, let's see if you can keep them from achieving their goal of 600 bil.

"You will not enjoy this.
This will not be over quickly.
I am not your king."

Well then, that would be what you'd post as proof, but yet again, AG proves themselves incompetent at the most basic things.