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First alpha kill in a Slasher: 0,5 bil Loki

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Ki-Adi-Mundi Cereaan
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2017-01-29 17:31:36 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Max Trix
*snip* No kill boards. *snip* ISD Max Trix

My first kill \o/ in my slasher.

Speed tanked him and tackled him while I killed him with a little help from the gate guns.
Pestilen Ratte
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2017-01-29 17:42:03 UTC
Outstanding kill.
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2017-01-29 18:39:10 UTC
Well done, how hard was your heart pumping as you killed fought and then looted the 150m?

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#4 - 2017-01-29 18:47:49 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
To put this in perspective for all the newbies seeing this...

- If 10 people in the same Slasher (which, even fully Tech 2 fit, would cost about 10 million ISK) attacked that Loki...
- and 9 of them died...
- the loot alone would pay for the losses of ALL those Slashers AND MORE...
- and the Loki would have died quicker and have a far lower chance of escaping.


Kudos to you OP!
May you blow up many more like this!

How did you Veterans start?
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#5 - 2017-01-29 18:52:55 UTC
Very nice, keep up the good work.

Big smile

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Ki-Adi-Mundi Cereaan
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2017-01-29 18:56:07 UTC
Tisiphone Dira wrote:
Well done, how hard was your heart pumping as you killed fought and then looted the 150m?


Fingers were shaking like hell, I was like okay loot all and gtfo and dock asap
Menamanama
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2017-01-29 21:38:44 UTC
Were you minding your own business and he attacked you? And the you took revenge?
Yang Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2017-01-29 21:43:33 UTC
I'm sure the loki pilot will now be known as the guy who lost his loki to a **** fit slasher. I have a suggestion though. Go to the nearest station that sells skill books and contract him a Spaceship Command Skill book.

Also gatecamping without any backup with that fit is really risky since anyone with a point that survives initial alpha can tackle him.

Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
Maekchu
Doomheim
#9 - 2017-01-29 22:46:30 UTC
Nice kill!

Now if everyone would just undock some more and actually try to do stuff like this gentleman, instead of sitting docked in a station while whining on the forums about how Alphas are too restricted and needs access to T2, then that would be great.
ISD Max Trix
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#10 - 2017-01-29 23:28:27 UTC
Moved to C&P

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Bertok Francis
1 Royal Fleet Corps
Pandemic Horde
#11 - 2017-01-29 23:41:18 UTC
Maekchu wrote:
Nice kill!

Now if everyone would just undock some more and actually try to do stuff like this gentleman, instead of sitting docked in a station while whining on the forums about how Alphas are too restricted and needs access to T2, then that would be great.

Can you guarantee me a sub 40k EHP armor buffer strategic cruiser trying to shoot me on a gate? Question (not at all saying it's not inpressive to last long enough for gate guns to kill one while you pilot an alpha tackle frigate.
Pestilen Ratte
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2017-01-29 23:51:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Pestilen Ratte
Maekchu wrote:
Nice kill!

Now if everyone would just undock some more and actually try to do stuff like this gentleman, instead of sitting docked in a station while whining on the forums about how Alphas are too restricted and needs access to T2, then that would be great.


Hey, don't snark at ship spinning in station and forum chatting. Eve is built on these two activities. Everything else is gravy.

Pvp like this, for example, is an accident. Literally. It was 1v1, for heavens sake. When does that happen?

But yeah, I get the vibe. Very Dangerous Pilots says "Get out there and fight!"

And then, when you get blobbed by them in a sixty man gate camp, the same Very Dangerous Pilot will tell ya: "You're stupid. This is Eve. Nobody fights fair. There is no such thing as a fair fight."

So the rookie learns the lesson, and doesn't undock for pvp, and tries mining. And then the Very Dangerous Pilot says "Get out there and fight!"

This why we like eve. The mechanics are all about sitting in station and spinning ships. Pvp is all about laughing at folks who thought they were going to get a mythical "good fight". What game did they think they were playing, right?

Of course, there are always the big, spectacular fleet battles. Where two or three people play the game while everyone else gets yelled at and told to act like ... haha... drones. And there is time dilation, which is great, but that does give the three folks playing the game more time to yell commands at their drones/corp friends.
Maekchu
Doomheim
#13 - 2017-01-29 23:51:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Maekchu
Bertok Francis wrote:

Can you guarantee me a sub 40k EHP armor buffer strategic cruiser trying to shoot me on a gate? Question (not at all saying it's not inpressive to last long enough for gate guns to kill one while you pilot an alpha tackle frigate.

So am I to read this, that you think the whining about the limitations of Alphas is legit?

Pestilen Ratte wrote:
Hey, don't snark at ship spinning in station and forum chatting. Eve is built on these two activities. Everything else is gravy.

Pvp like this, for example, is an accident. Literally. It was 1v1, for heavens sake. When does that happen?

But yeah, I get the vibe. Very Dangerous Pilots says "Get out there and fight!"

And then, when you get blobbed by them in a sixty man gate camp, the same Very Dangerous Pilot will tell ya: "You're stupid. This is Eve. Nobody fights fair. There is no such thing as a fair fight."

So the rookie learns the lesson, and doesn't undock for pvp, and tries mining. And then the Very Dangerous Pilot says "Get out there and fight!"

This why we like eve. The mechanics are all about sitting in station and spinning ships. Pvp is all about laughing at folks who thought they were going to get a mythical "good fight". What game did they think they were playing, right?

Of course, there are always the big, spectacular fleet battles. Where two or three people play the game while everyone else gets yelled at and told to act like ... haha... drones. And there is time dilation, which is great, but that does give the three folks playing the game more time to yell commands at their drones/corp friends.

I'll give you that the stars aligned just right in order to get this kill.

With that being said, if everyone just sits docked and never takes a risky engagement, then you will never get these kills.

Also, there is plenty of content for solo or small gang. It seems that you've only been part of some bigger blobing, so you see yourself as a drone (or F1 lemming). If you find yourself in a corp, where you don't like being a yelled at from an FC, then maybe it's time to try something else.
Pestilen Ratte
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2017-01-29 23:54:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Pestilen Ratte
Maekchu wrote:
Bertok Francis wrote:
Maekchu wrote:
Nice kill!

Now if everyone would just undock some more and actually try to do stuff like this gentleman, instead of sitting docked in a station while whining on the forums about how Alphas are too restricted and needs access to T2, then that would be great.

Can you guarantee me a sub 40k EHP armor buffer strategic cruiser trying to shoot me on a gate? Question (not at all saying it's not inpressive to last long enough for gate guns to kill one while you pilot an alpha tackle frigate.

So am I to read this, that you think the whining about the limitations of Alphas is legit?


No whining is legit. All criticism is very bad for the community. The rules of the forum tell us this, as do the friendly and sociable forum police. Everything about Eve is awesome.

Anyone who says otherwise is not a Very Dangerous Pilot and needs to be ganged up on by lots and lots of Very Dangerous Pilots so that no bad things are ever said about Eve on the forums.

Is this way, we make Eve much better for everybody.

Remember, get out there and fight!
Maekchu
Doomheim
#15 - 2017-01-30 00:09:42 UTC
Pestilen Ratte wrote:
No whining is legit. All criticism is very bad for the community. The rules of the forum tell us this, as do the friendly and sociable forum police. Everything about Eve is awesome.

Anyone who says otherwise is not a Very Dangerous Pilot and needs to be ganged up on by lots and lots of Very Dangerous Pilots so that no bad things are ever said about Eve on the forums.

Is this way, we make Eve much better for everybody.

Remember, get out there and fight!

Well argued criticism, formulated in a civil manner is fine.

Misinformed whining about how a free account should have access to more stuff cause you don't feel dank enough, just gets tiring after some time.

Maybe you should try being that Very Dangerous Pilot and see how glorious it is...
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#16 - 2017-01-30 01:24:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Noragen Neirfallas
@OP
Here you go I fixed your kill mail so you can post it here
I know this was posted elsewhere and the C&P Forum rules wern't there but if you ever wanna post a story about a great kill this is the place to do it. It is locked atm but hopefully once the ISD are done prooving who has the biggest PvPness in the Thunderdome in 40 minutes they will unlock this amazing thread Big smile.

Good kill and welcome to eve

PS please post this as the epic tale it obviously was with the lead up, excitement of the engagement untill it's climax and the sheer joy afterwards. Good storys are worth more than ISK (sometimes) in these parts

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Mephiztopheleze
Laphroaig Inc.
#17 - 2017-01-30 03:55:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Mephiztopheleze
ShahFluffers wrote:
To put this in perspective for all the newbies seeing this...

- If 10 people in the same Slasher (which, even fully Tech 2 fit, would cost about 10 million ISK) attacked that Loki...
- and 9 of them died...
- the loot alone would pay for the losses of ALL those Slashers AND MORE...
- and the Loki would have died quicker and have a far lower chance of escaping.


Kudos to you OP!
May you blow up many more like this!


Uncle Shah, you realise he's talking about a CHAOS Loki he killed, don't you?

edit: and yes, the Loki pilot in question is getting seriously hazed about it.....

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Ki-Adi-Mundi Cereaan
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2017-01-30 06:52:13 UTC
Menamanama wrote:
Were you minding your own business and he attacked you? And the you took revenge?


I was actually heading home from and he shot me but within 2 secs i was orbiting him and he couldnt shoot me
Keno Skir
#19 - 2017-01-30 14:52:54 UTC
Pestilen Ratte wrote:
Maekchu wrote:
Bertok Francis wrote:
Maekchu wrote:
Nice kill!

Now if everyone would just undock some more and actually try to do stuff like this gentleman, instead of sitting docked in a station while whining on the forums about how Alphas are too restricted and needs access to T2, then that would be great.

Can you guarantee me a sub 40k EHP armor buffer strategic cruiser trying to shoot me on a gate? Question (not at all saying it's not inpressive to last long enough for gate guns to kill one while you pilot an alpha tackle frigate.

So am I to read this, that you think the whining about the limitations of Alphas is legit?


No whining is legit. All criticism is very bad for the community. The rules of the forum tell us this, as do the friendly and sociable forum police. Everything about Eve is awesome.

Anyone who says otherwise is not a Very Dangerous Pilot and needs to be ganged up on by lots and lots of Very Dangerous Pilots so that no bad things are ever said about Eve on the forums.

Is this way, we make Eve much better for everybody.

Remember, get out there and fight!


I bet you fold like a wet dishrag when someone looks at you funny.

H T F U

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Lulu Lunette
Savage Moon Society
#20 - 2017-01-30 15:04:01 UTC
Great job!

@lunettelulu7
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