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CCP Prism X is looking for your help to improve his communication skills!

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Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2012-01-20 19:10:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Valerie Tessel

  • You stink of nanite paste.
  • What kind of ammo do you have loaded? It's like you're firing cans of Quafe.
  • The Damsel took one look at your face and ran back to Kruul.
  • Somebody trained Moron to V
  • I would've turned on my tank, but there was no need, I was fighting you.
  • You seem to be overheating your whine rack, shut up already!
  • Never have I seen someone more worthy of the biomass chute than you.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.

Deviana Sevidon
Jades Falcon Guards
#22 - 2012-01-20 21:18:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Deviana Sevidon
Knalldari (german)

Mashup of the words Caldari and Knall (bang).

When used in an insult:
Du hast einen Knall - (rough translation) You are not quite right in the head.

Or in this case, The Caldari are not quite right in the head.Lol if 10,058 Goon voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

The Scope
#23 - 2012-01-20 22:44:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Myxx
biomass yourself
go hide behind concord
Azn Empire
#24 - 2012-01-20 22:47:56 UTC
Back to Jita, kid....

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.

24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2012-01-21 07:25:46 UTC

Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
#26 - 2012-01-21 07:38:26 UTC
Rock licker (=miner)

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Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2012-01-21 07:59:30 UTC

  • Roid humper
  • Can molester
  • Ware bear
  • Planet fondler
  • Block fodder

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.

#28 - 2012-01-21 15:23:28 UTC
go play WIS...

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.

Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2012-01-21 22:07:26 UTC
You're a(n) [insert alliance name here] pet.
Dark Tobby
#30 - 2012-01-22 03:53:10 UTC
Even the goons are better than you
#31 - 2012-01-22 13:37:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Sarmatiko
Я твой пос труба шатал! - polite and mostly funny version of "I have [insert your favorite verb] your [insert enemy family member]!".
Пвп или зассал - taunt, invite to PVP. "PVP or sissy?". Works fine in any MMO against russians. l33t version: /7B/7 uJIu 3aCCaJI?
#32 - 2012-01-22 15:17:16 UTC
Some classics from these very forums:

cry more newb
die in a fire
die in a grease fire
cool story bro
(do yourself a favor and) uninstall.

Zleon Leigh
#33 - 2012-01-22 17:24:41 UTC
Insert numerous male part graphics here - Now you're in Jita!

Incarna - Newest business example of mismanaged capital. CCP - Continuing to gank independent PI producers every day

PvP's latest  incentive program ** Unified Inventory **  'Cause you gotta kill something after trying to use it

Valei Khurelem
#34 - 2012-01-22 20:01:32 UTC
Can I have your stuff?

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium

Tie Fighters Inc
#35 - 2012-01-23 02:46:46 UTC
I am gonna eat your children.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
#36 - 2012-01-23 04:02:34 UTC
Lots of good curse words here

"Við skegg Satans!"

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Long John Silver
#37 - 2012-01-23 10:00:30 UTC
I think it is is more important for players of all nationalities and cultures to understand that 'smack talk' and all kinds of insults will be encountered in EVE no matter who you are... understanding the insult is not necessary.

The insults are intended to either intimidate you, or provoke an angry response which might cause you to do something stupid.

So if anything, it is better to not understand the insult!

**Long John Silver **| Pirate Alt and Forum Troll.

#38 - 2012-01-23 17:16:28 UTC
you mad?
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#39 - 2012-01-23 19:38:18 UTC
Dont post like I do. :P

Dust 514's CPM 1 Iron Wolf Saber Eve mail me about Dust 514 issues.

Arctic Light Inc.
Arctic Light
#40 - 2012-01-24 10:30:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Baneken
One of my favorites is a term that is used with -bear suffix for those who exlusively gank in high sec but I can't seem to remember it right now.

Almost forgot 'loot pinjata' for describing those officer fit navy ravens / paladins that never leave high sec.
'Null bear' for those who never take part in combat voluntarily while still entirely living in null sec.

*Yarr-bear* was the word I was looking for. Big smile