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This tyranny must end!
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Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#21 - 2017-01-20 10:21:34 UTC
I'll deal with Sunforge in time Big smile

My father was a man of few words and I remember him saying to me, “Son…
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#22 - 2017-01-20 13:20:55 UTC
Rana Ash wrote:
I'll deal with Sunforge in time Big smile

My father was a man of few words and I remember him saying to me, “Son…

Sorry to go ingame here but are gradient still kicking? Had lots of fun with them over the years Big smile

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#23 - 2017-01-21 10:27:59 UTC
I was a trapeze artist…. but I was let go.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#24 - 2017-01-22 00:11:21 UTC
I hope I die in my sleep like my dad did.
-Oh, he passed away peacefully, did he?
No, not really. He was an airline pilot and there was a lot of screaming.
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#25 - 2017-01-22 11:02:46 UTC
I was sitting in traffic the other day… and I got run over.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#26 - 2017-01-22 15:25:08 UTC
I'm so bright mama always calls me son.
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#27 - 2017-01-23 08:06:48 UTC
My uncle was crushed by a piano; his funeral was very low key.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#28 - 2017-01-26 03:46:21 UTC
This one courtesy/discourtesy of my friend from Perth, Australia. Not for the squeamish or not tasteless.

Guy's girlfriend invites him to have dinner with her mum and dad. He doesn't want to go, but no way around it. No dinner-- no girlfriend.

::Guy sits down at dinner table with girlfriend, mum, and scowling dad, family dog comes in and lies down under the dinner table.::
Mum: Oh, and these are my special baked beans. My grandmum's recipe! Try some.
Guy: [Oh god, I can't eat beans, they give me instantaneous horrible gas. No way out of it, though. Good-bye girlfriend, I'll just make my own way out the door...!] Umm, yummy! [Oh no, here it comes....] ::Discrete gas release, foul smell::
Dad: Spot! Get out from under there!
Guy: [What the... I'm saved! They think it's the dog!] ::Has another spoonful:: Really good, Mrs. Girlfriend's Mum! ::Another pressure release, malodorous::
Dad: Spot! What'd I say? Get out from under there!
Guy: [Feeling confident now, ready to make an impression on mum and dad, has a generous amount of beans] Really, these have got to be the best baked beans I have ever had! ::Equalizes internal and external atmospheric pressure, quietly but none too fragrantly.::
Dad: Spot! How many times I got to tell you? Git out from under there before he s***s on you!
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#29 - 2017-01-28 09:10:46 UTC
Your debt will stay with you if you can't budge it

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#30 - 2017-01-31 21:41:35 UTC
Minmatar guys to captured Amarr: "You have two choices: A sharp stick in the eye or five holes in your head."
Amarr: "I'll take the five holes in the head. I've already got those."
Hazel TuckerTS
Doomheim
#31 - 2017-02-02 00:38:27 UTC
Sorry thought it said tranny

kiss kiss bang bang
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#32 - 2017-02-02 02:20:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
There used a be British comic called Danny's Tranny. If I understood it right, it was about Daniel's transistor radio. Comics humor/humour back and forth across the pond are hard to understand.

Anyway, all people must enjoy and go! Boys, girls, becoming boys and girls! Mens and womens! Mums and dads! Grammas and grampsers! Rebel Rebel
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