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A Story For Everybody! :D

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Simple Savvy
Cold December
#1 - 2017-01-20 15:44:33 UTC
Hi guys, I wasn't sure where to put this and I really hope it is ok for me to put this here, but I really felt this should be shared.


Love Compels


Tommy decided he wanted a house. He didn't want a big fancy house, no, a cozy cottage type house would do just fine. So he set forth to build his house. Now something wonderfully spectacular happened while Tommy was building his house, he discovered love! As soon as he completed his house Tommy carefully brought the love inside. He knew he had found something unique and wanted to protect it. Having never encountered such a curious thing before Tommy began to experiment with the love. Eventually he noticed that the love shared similar frequencies as he did, so he began to try and tune himself in. Suddenly without any kind of warning whatsoever, the love began to grow! It seemed to be flowing through his very being! "Wow! This love stuff is awesome!", he pronounced excitedly. In the mist of all this newfound pleasure he noticed something, the love was beginning to over fill the house! Tommy immediately sprung into action, creating mountains and conjuring rivers. When he was finished he thought to himself "Yes. This earth will be a fine place for love to live and grow." And so the love did grow. It grew so rapidly Tommy couldn't believe it! So once again he got to work, this time he would build a place that was sure to hold love. It was remarkable too, with stars and galaxy's and all the wonders you could possibly imagine. While sitting back, feeling quite pleased that he had built a suitable habitat for the love, Tommy was astounded to see the love still growing so large so fast! "My goodness!" He exclaimed in a panic, "It's leaking out over all the edges of the universe and everything!" Realizing that there was but one course of action for so severe a situation Tommy began to scoop up all the love with all the galaxy's and stars and wondrous things, and put them in the one and only place one could put such a thing...his mind....
......And so here I am, and I love you.....And so do YOU!...and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Sonya Corvinus
Grant Village
#2 - 2017-01-20 15:55:46 UTC
Even with the lack of paragraph breaks I actually read that, and I have no idea what the hell I just read.
Mr Mieyli
Doomheim
#3 - 2017-01-20 17:02:07 UTC
God, I'm far too high for this...

Assuming that you aren't Tommy, then that is a pretty cool story bro. The universe is, like, in the mind of god, and dude he like has all this love for his creation, and we feel it in our lives when people spread the love.


Pass the spliff, man.

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Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#4 - 2017-01-20 17:43:04 UTC
The EVE version...

Before Tommy could scoop up all the love, along came a thief. He robbed some of the love in the hopes of getting Tommy to fight him. Tommy was no fool but the love was still stolen and sold on the market to a builder who helped make that love into a thrasher.

Later as Tommy traveled about with all that love, along came a pirate. The pirate wanted some of that love so shot Tommy using his new thrasher. Concord blew up the thrasher but not before Tommy's ship pod dropping 1/4 of the love (the loot gods were fickle that day). The pirate returned, scooped the loot and sold it. An industrialist bought the love and built a BC with it.

Tommy bought the BC and went looking for more love.... And the pirate because... Spreading the love is fun, especially if you use T2 or faction ammo to deliver that love.

I love you all and hope you enjoy the delivery of love that comes with each shot i take at you.
Aaron
Eternal Frontier
#5 - 2017-01-20 22:34:42 UTC
a Lurrrve thread!!!

Thought I'd pop my head in and drop some Lurrrrve, I love you all folks.

Fear no one, live life, be free, accept the truth, do not judge others, defend yourself, fight hard till the end, meditate on problems and be prosperous. Things to exist by. -- RAIN Arthie
Loutro Fift
Hoplite Brigade
Ushra'Khan
#6 - 2017-01-21 05:03:33 UTC
I guess Tommy hasn't undocked yet.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#7 - 2017-01-21 05:18:53 UTC
I need to go blow up some spaceships and drink.

Not necessarily in that order mind you.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department