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Jade Blackwind

Likes received: 1,303

#12761 - 2017-01-03 20:11:46 UTC | Edited by: Jade Blackwind

Neph wrote:

*Neph snorts* That's the cheesiest thing I've ever heard in my life.
However... would you like to stay for some tea and see where things go? I've always been a researcher at heart.

*giggles* Sorry, Yoiul spent in Jita and all that, and yes, I've got the Kaalakiota Vodka as a present too. Yes, the tea would be probably the best option.

Always wondered how one such as you might end up among the sq... I mean, the State loyalists?

Neph

Crimson Serpent Syndicate

Likes received: 788

#12762 - 2017-01-04 03:24:15 UTC

Jade Blackwind wrote:

*giggles* Sorry, Yoiul spent in Jita and all that, and yes, I've got the Kaalakiota Vodka as a present too.
Yes, the tea would be probably the best option.

Always wondered how one such as you might end up among the sq... I mean, the State loyalists?

*Sits down with two covered bowls of tea; her eyes briefly light up* You've brought mountain vodka? You have no clue how much I love that stuff--why, I've been stockpiling those crates since they showed up on the market, and I've got several bottles from each of many years back, now. Empty, of course. *She smiles a bit and lifts the lids from the bowls* They'll never reuse a design, you know. Two thousand years of almost-continuous production and every bottle's unique.

*Takes a sip and reclines.* As for my history, I was born a State loyalist. I've chosen my citizenship as much as any other Caldari.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Realm of Mischief DammFam 1,691
Val Kaleth Realm of Mischief DammFam Likes received: 1,691	#12763 - 2017-01-04 11:12:45 UTC 1 lick gets drunk from Vodka flavor Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel. 🇮🇪 disappears in a cloud of rust


Jade Blackwind Likes received: 1,303	#12764 - 2017-01-06 21:03:30 UTC \| Edited by: Jade Blackwind 1 ...No Fluffy, it's not the feeding time... Wat?... ...Sweet ancestors, you woman look like a level 2 Security agent. I swear I started to drink with Neph in Jita... And you look like something out of Pator... or Hek. Go away. My head hurts. (hides under the pillow)

Fusion Enterprises Ltd Pandemic Horde 157
Slayer Liberator Fusion Enterprises Ltd Pandemic Horde Likes received: 157	#12765 - 2017-01-06 21:16:29 UTC What happened? Well considering that you are not a pile of ash I must have invited you here. Ahh I remember heh you want to go again? I promise not to pass out this time.

HIgh Sec Care Bears Brothers of Tangra 18,779
LordOdysseus HIgh Sec Care Bears Brothers of Tangra Likes received: 18,779	#12766 - 2017-01-06 23:16:33 UTC 1 Hello? Is this room service? Yes,I ordered a woman,not a man. Please come and take him away asap. "CCP is like a ship,with a hole in the bottom,leaking water and my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction." - Hilmar Veigar Pétursson

Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire 48
Sunforge Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire Likes received: 48	#12767 - 2017-01-08 14:38:33 UTC 1 Okay, well that's the initiation ceremony over and done with. But why did I want to join Gym Bunnies Anonymous in the first place? The voices in my head told me to post this. Mind you they also tell me to buy chocolate, so it can't all be bad.

Doomheim 160
Hazel TuckerTS Doomheim Likes received: 160	#12768 - 2017-01-19 01:36:42 UTC 1 There sweetie, now you know what it's like to be a girl. kiss kiss bang bang


Val Kaleth Realm of Mischief DammFam Likes received: 1,691	#12769 - 2017-01-19 04:18:28 UTC 1 LICK mmmmmmmmmm Hazel..... Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel. 🇮🇪 disappears in a cloud of rust

Fleet Arel Gankmeister

Center for Advanced Studies

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 12

#12770 - 2017-01-19 09:26:54 UTC

I'm not in to gals but roll over and read this script in your deepest voice and I will gank you:

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is James 315, and this is the official website of the New Order, a movement dedicated to restoring reason and dignity to the lives of highsec miners. As the Father of the New Order and Saviour of Highsec, it is my responsibility and privilege to tell highsec miners what they can and can't do. If they refuse to obey me, they risk being bumped out of mining range.

Though I am engaged in law enforcement, I don't see that as my primary role. I am an educator, mentor, friend, and surrogate parent to the miners. The New Order is all about people. That's my true purpose in EVE: Helping people make the most of themselves."

A Blessed Bean Pandemic Horde 144
Lasisha Mishi A Blessed Bean Pandemic Horde Likes received: 144	#12771 - 2017-01-19 13:55:29 UTC 1 shoots with gun walks over to room phone hello hotel front desk? yeah your fired if you don't send security up here to dispose of this code filth. tosses match on the body

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Indahmawar Fazmarai Likes received: 5,954	#12772 - 2017-01-19 14:30:25 UTC 1 Oh you look so distressed! Here, have some warm tea and I'll be bringing cookies in no time! looks at dead body on the floor Cleansing services leave a lot to be desired, don't you think so?


Fleet Arel Gankmeister Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation Likes received: 12	#12773 - 2017-01-19 17:59:42 UTC \| Edited by: Fleet Arel Gankmeister Not a bad looking stiff, id do him before the body gets cold. As for you, your boobs and bum are not flat enough to be of my liking.

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Yiole Gionglao Likes received: 21,059	#12774 - 2017-01-20 14:41:06 UTC flushes toilet (...) says nothing and goes back to business, she's not crazy to talk to whatever you'd flush down a toilet Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you


Hazel TuckerTS Doomheim Likes received: 160	#12775 - 2017-01-20 16:45:24 UTC ummm Asian girls, we'd make a movie... kiss kiss bang bang


Val Kaleth Realm of Mischief DammFam Likes received: 1,691	#12776 - 2017-01-21 02:08:58 UTC 1 Your hair smells like oranges, but it tastes like purple. I think these boosters went a little bad, want some? Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel. 🇮🇪 disappears in a cloud of rust

Hedion University Amarr Empire 3
Jita Market Bot Hedion University Amarr Empire Likes received: 3	#12777 - 2017-01-22 15:36:15 UTC 1 Crap, and I tought i looked bad.

Jita Honor Industries Union 5
Jordon Maheady Jita Honor Industries Union Likes received: 5	#12778 - 2017-01-22 15:38:49 UTC 1 God damn, please don't hurt me.

Crom's Angels 5,136
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels Likes received: 5,136	#12779 - 2017-01-24 21:32:55 UTC Sorry about the drool, I do that when I sleep. Good thing you had those goggles. Hope you had ear protection for the snoring too....

Bubba Gump Shrimping Corp 1
Madame Killjoy Bubba Gump Shrimping Corp Likes received: 1	#12780 - 2017-01-25 18:01:38 UTC 1 its true! the asians have small fingers...

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