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This tyranny must end!
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Sunforge
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2017-01-09 09:11:21 UTC
To do my bit to end the tyranny, I went to the doctors and he prescribed me anti-oppressants!

BTW I blame vandals for that joke, it wasn't me wot did it. Honest.

The voices in my head told me to post this. Mind you they also tell me to buy chocolate, so it can't all be bad.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#2 - 2017-01-11 01:48:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
This may just be the seed capital needed to start another awful jokes thread....

What was the Scorpion's favorite song?
Rokh You Like a Hurricane. Oops
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#3 - 2017-01-12 01:35:48 UTC
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#4 - 2017-01-12 08:37:21 UTC
When i was little my father hit me witha camera, i still have flashbacks Smile
Sunforge
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2017-01-12 08:53:31 UTC
People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.

The voices in my head told me to post this. Mind you they also tell me to buy chocolate, so it can't all be bad.
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#6 - 2017-01-12 09:40:42 UTC
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#7 - 2017-01-12 19:58:57 UTC
(OP, you've created a monster....)

My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#8 - 2017-01-13 16:21:22 UTC
This thread is two-thirds of a pun.

PEE EWW.

Twisted

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#9 - 2017-01-14 23:40:18 UTC
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#10 - 2017-01-15 17:21:31 UTC
I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Jinn McKellin
Ascendance
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2017-01-15 19:20:42 UTC
How to spot a blind man on a nudist beach?

Well it's not hard, really...
Krin Dessat
Far Runner
#12 - 2017-01-16 20:04:18 UTC
If at first you dont succeed, then maybe skydiving isnt for you
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#13 - 2017-01-18 00:43:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Doctor, I've got a problem. Recently I've been having a lot of Freudian slips.
-For example?
The other night, I meant to say to my mother-in-law, "Could you pass the butter?" But instead I said, "You ruined my life, you stupid cow!"
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#14 - 2017-01-19 09:47:20 UTC
Even though I'm proud of my Father for inventing the rear view mirror we're not as close as we appear

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#15 - 2017-01-19 11:04:05 UTC
"My neighbor's in the guinness book of records. He's had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away, in fact."
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#16 - 2017-01-19 20:58:15 UTC
I really, really love pi. I know, it's irrational.
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#17 - 2017-01-19 22:50:53 UTC
Why did you have to start this Khergit, i can't quit Big smile

My doctor thinks I’m taking hallucinogenic drugs… how do I know?… let’s just say a little bird told me.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#18 - 2017-01-20 00:54:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
It wasn't me, it was Sunforge. I'd never do something as heinous. It's worse that humming [censored, not going to do it to you] and giving everybody a horrible earworm. Smile

I'm out of new ammo, have to recycle this one from an old thread:

Once there was a boy with a wooden eye and a girl with bad buck teeth. Neither one ever could get at date.
One day the boy asked the girl, "Do you want to go on a date?"
The girl answered, "Would I!"
And the boy said, "Buck teeth, buck teeth!"
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#19 - 2017-01-20 01:36:08 UTC
A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for a local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#20 - 2017-01-20 03:46:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
There once was an inflatable boy, with an inflatable family, who lived in an inflatable house and went to an inflatable school. One day he took a pin to school. The principal called him into the office. "Son, I'm very disappointed in you. You've let me down, the school down, and most of all, you've let yourself down."
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