Intergalactic Summit

My wormhole, sir! Without it, I'm, like, nothing, dude!

What's the best wormhole effect?

Okay! Sorry for posting again, but, like, I wanna get my 2 isk in on this. I would totally have to go with my Proteus. It's a great ship, and really symbolic. It's built out of materials from wormhole space. It's extremely modifiable, always adapting and changing to whatever it needs to do. You can fit a Proteus with buffer, or active tank. Blasters, railguns, smartbombs, drones. It can do all of those, and do it, like, pretty good. If I could only fly it one more time.. I think I would fit it with smartbombs and cloak, to hang around relic sites with the goal of honoring Bob with destruction. Eventually I'll die, sure, but I'll have honored Bob with my destruction, and, like, had a great time doing it.

What's the best T3 ship? Destroyers or cruisers.

I'd be assured that there would be amusing targets, good food, acceptable company, excellent profits, and a decent market hub in the area. I have very few hills I care to die on; where I live is hardly one of them. I just don't appreciate being bored.

What's your favorite band? What's their sound like?

A spaced cat.

A cat that is not in my ship or in my hangar is worth two that are in my ship and in my hangar.

How do you manage hangar clutter?

Well, you try fixing a reactor with a cat loose in the ship some time. High chances are the cat will be in the reactor, behind the radiation shields, and about five of my engineers will suffer from radiation poisoning just trying to rescue the cat. Even though it might be against common sense, they will be going, "Oh, the poor creature!" I say, "Use the drones! The drones!" and they will retort, "But drones will scare the cute kitty!" Not like the cat is going to cooperate just because the engineer trying to rescue it personally. WITHOUT hazard suits! Because that will scare the kitty cat!

Screw that! No cats! Too much of a safety hazard. No cats in my ship or in my hangar. Seriously. Screw cats. I will not suffer a cat to be within a kilometer of my ships or hangars. I will also not compensate for any injuries or death brought about by complete idiocy inflicted by being in the proximity of a cat.

Seriously! Cats are the agents of Molok, I say! There, I just said something that will cause my fellow Matari to lynch me, but I can't think of a worse being to associate cats with!

How do you keep cats out of your property? Yes, this is a serious question! I had tried everything to keep cats out of my property! I welded the vents, welded the flooring, secured the perimeter, watergun sentries, motion sensors and set spider-squid drones armed with catnip grenades and water-guns to patrol said perimeter. I even built an honest-to-my-ancestors elevated water-filled moat! I even had crew and staffed scanned to ensure they aren't smuggling cats into my hangar! Still, stray cats will turn up inside the perimeter anyway, causing a precipitous drop in productivity and an increase in workplace accidents because apparently everyone's IQ drops to zero around cats. Heck, not even my wife is immune! How do you keep cats out of your property??

Searching duffel bags before disembarking.....

Why would you not keep a cat in your captains quarters? (Aside from Elmunds reasons, they wouldn't be in the hanger, ect)

I scanned the crew and staff and even had them frisked to ensure that they aren't smuggling cats into the perimeter. I even scanned and frisked my own wife to ensure she doesn't smuggle cats into the perimeter. Plus everything else. Doesn't stop the cat from figuring out how to get into my property.

Why would I not keep a cat in my captain's quarters? Well, why *would* I? My quarters is filled with choking hazards and is ridiculously cat-unfriendly with all the refurbished machines or vats of bacteria confined within two rooms! Regardless, I know that they are scheming to get in anyway to inconvenience me in every way possible!

Yes, I know you are there, darn kitty cat, spying at me from the vents waiting for me to fall asleep so you can come down and rope my wife into your destructive schemes! Too bad, I had welded the vents! You are not getting in from there! Doors are sealed, motion sensors everywhere and I have sentries! Do your worse, kitty cat!

Why are the cats trying to get in?

Some People find Cats to be Disturbing. I also have a Pet Cat that I Designed and Built Myself. She is called 'Fluffy'. Because she is a Bald Robot Cat.


Do you prefer your Clothes to match your Eye colour, or your Hair colour ?

True love, yes. Once and for all, no.

I believe it is extraordinarily rare and requires persons who are deeply honest with themselves in addition to one another, but it is possible for them to function akin to a single organism if the will and emotion present.

Life is unpredictable, however. Entropy is a ruthless spectre not without a sense of irony, and so, sometimes even very beautiful things fall apart.

When have you taken responsibility for something beyond your control? Were you blamed in the absence of fault? Rewarded in the absence of merit?

Let them go so they could get on with life.

Whose caused you the most trouble?