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why cant EVE have SPELLs AND SCROLLS and stuff like WOW

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Window Licker McTard
Doomheim
#1 - 2017-01-15 09:38:48 UTC
why cant EVE have SPELLs AND SCROLLS and stuff like WOW, pvp is way too fast and complicated for me so I have to gank. If I could use a HOLD spell then DISINTAGRATE stuff wood be easier. The only reason im here 1stly is cause my best 2 raid buds are here and gank.
Outside eve I have super sick powers as a warrior-bard-druid, I want eve programmers to allow me to trans fer my skills acros from WOW. IF YOU DONT DO WAT I COMMAND I WILL BIOMASS!!!!!!!!!!Evil

I'm a special elite ganker, Codes finest warrior bard druid. I gank as much as possible cause I'm good. Don't mess with me minor, i'll mess with you harder. I have no honor. Dommy and Sasha are my wingmen and have my backside.
Keno Skir
#2 - 2017-01-15 09:42:52 UTC
You're butt-hurt that gankers are having so much fun. You are also bad at EvE or you wouldn't care about CODE.

Jog on, your forum comedy skills are sub-par even for these parts Pirate

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Window Licker McTard
Doomheim
#3 - 2017-01-15 09:46:31 UTC
Keno Skir wrote:
You're butt-hurt that gankers are having so much fun. You are also bad at EvE or you wouldn't care about CODE.

Jog on, your forum comedy skills are sub-par even for these parts Pirate


yOUR just a AG illusinist just try harding to misscredit me and my ganker buds.
Scat!!! begone minor simperthiser!!!Evil

I'm a special elite ganker, Codes finest warrior bard druid. I gank as much as possible cause I'm good. Don't mess with me minor, i'll mess with you harder. I have no honor. Dommy and Sasha are my wingmen and have my backside.
Elaniera
Involuntary Crowdsourcing
#4 - 2017-01-15 09:47:46 UTC
Window Licker McTard wrote:
... too fast and complicated for me so I have to gank.

Join the noble profession. It's fun, high skill, elite pvp at its best.
Window Licker McTard
Doomheim
#5 - 2017-01-15 09:49:05 UTC
I made him scat on me, cause James3155 has my backside!!!!Evil

I'm a special elite ganker, Codes finest warrior bard druid. I gank as much as possible cause I'm good. Don't mess with me minor, i'll mess with you harder. I have no honor. Dommy and Sasha are my wingmen and have my backside.
Window Licker McTard
Doomheim
#6 - 2017-01-15 09:52:18 UTC
Yeh I was thinkin to be a Goonie cause u don't have to think to hard like when u press F1.Evil

I'm a special elite ganker, Codes finest warrior bard druid. I gank as much as possible cause I'm good. Don't mess with me minor, i'll mess with you harder. I have no honor. Dommy and Sasha are my wingmen and have my backside.
Elaniera
Involuntary Crowdsourcing
#7 - 2017-01-15 10:07:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Elaniera
Window Licker McTard wrote:
Yeh I was thinkin to be a Goonie cause u don't have to think to hard like when u press F1.Evil

This is very true. While I'm mining all those dank ores in my Rorqual making mega ISK, I can just press F1 and watch Netflix.

Best way to play.

I think in terms of lack of thinking ability, you'll fit in well. I can help you with joining if you like. Just 400 million ISK to start the process.
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#8 - 2017-01-15 10:08:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Yourmoney Mywallet
Window Licker McTard wrote:
Yeh I was thinkin to be a Goonie cause u don't have to think to hard like when u press F1.Evil

Well, it is quite evident that you're "not thinking too hard."
Mr Mieyli
Doomheim
#9 - 2017-01-15 10:12:29 UTC
Can I have your stuff?

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Window Licker McTard
Doomheim
#10 - 2017-01-15 10:19:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Window Licker McTard
Mr Mieyli wrote:
Can I have your stuff?



You mean you like my style? I got nuthen to sell atm. Maybe I could put out a sick ganker tshirt. thx for your spt I like your stuff toEvil

I'm a special elite ganker, Codes finest warrior bard druid. I gank as much as possible cause I'm good. Don't mess with me minor, i'll mess with you harder. I have no honor. Dommy and Sasha are my wingmen and have my backside.
Hir Miriel
Elves In Space
#11 - 2017-01-15 10:31:25 UTC
EVE is emo.

Here, no fun is fun.

WoW is an amazing exhilarating exhalation, not emo at all.

No spells for you.

~ ~~ Thinking inside Schrodinger's sandbox. ~~ ~
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#12 - 2017-01-15 10:48:15 UTC
5/10 , you got some bites.

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Arthur Aihaken
CODE.d
#13 - 2017-01-15 11:32:10 UTC
Can you biomass anyway?

I am currently away, traveling through time and will be returning last week.
Demonspawn 666
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2017-01-15 11:45:28 UTC
3/10
Wouldn't visit again.

Needs more work

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Window Licker McTard
Doomheim
#15 - 2017-01-15 12:31:40 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
5/10 , you got some bites.



unless u got some smokes or sweets mov along old man to another park Evil

I'm a special elite ganker, Codes finest warrior bard druid. I gank as much as possible cause I'm good. Don't mess with me minor, i'll mess with you harder. I have no honor. Dommy and Sasha are my wingmen and have my backside.
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#16 - 2017-01-15 12:39:14 UTC
Window Licker McTard
Doomheim
#17 - 2017-01-15 12:44:07 UTC
Arthur Aihaken wrote:
Can you biomass anyway?


oh yeh I just want to say yeah it really irritates me that Codie haters say that gankers don't have souls and should biomass it reely hurts my feelings. Lately around skool every one now calls me a Codie ganker as if its not sick or something. YOU DONT KNOW ME, GANKERS DO HAVE SOULS, IM A CODIE I PRAY TO JAMES3155 OUR SAVIOUR!!!!!!!! YOU DONT NOW ME, YOUR NOT GOD, BLLUUUUR!Evil

I'm a special elite ganker, Codes finest warrior bard druid. I gank as much as possible cause I'm good. Don't mess with me minor, i'll mess with you harder. I have no honor. Dommy and Sasha are my wingmen and have my backside.
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#18 - 2017-01-15 12:51:13 UTC
PVE mission rooms are called dungeons.

Personally I think of any kind of fleet attack as a raid. I whisper LEEROY JENKINS under my breath so no one can hear me. I want EVE to be more like WoW too.

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Window Licker McTard
Doomheim
#19 - 2017-01-15 13:18:06 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
PVE mission rooms are called dungeons.

Personally I think of any kind of fleet attack as a raid. I whisper LEEROY JENKINS under my breath so no one can hear me. I want EVE to be more like WoW too.



I here wat your sayn. But in eve I just wanna left key mash my way thru the other ships, all the options just make my brain hurt.
but your sweet like my old scout master he used to hug me lots I meen a lot like all the time till I got older.Evil

I'm a special elite ganker, Codes finest warrior bard druid. I gank as much as possible cause I'm good. Don't mess with me minor, i'll mess with you harder. I have no honor. Dommy and Sasha are my wingmen and have my backside.
Ion Kirst
KIRSTONE ALLIANCE
#20 - 2017-01-15 13:32:39 UTC
Window Licker McTard wrote:
why cant EVE have SPELLs AND SCROLLS and stuff like WOW, pvp is way too fast and complicated for me so I have to gank. If I could use a HOLD spell then DISINTAGRATE stuff wood be easier. The only reason im here 1stly is cause my best 2 raid buds are here and gank.
Outside eve I have super sick powers as a warrior-bard-druid, I want eve programmers to allow me to trans fer my skills acros from WOW. IF YOU DONT DO WAT I COMMAND I WILL BIOMASS!!!!!!!!!!Evil


EVE can't have spells like WOW, because those things aren't real.

-Kirst

Always remember Tovil-Toba, and what was done there.
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