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Militants!

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Sunforge
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2017-01-07 12:35:09 UTC
I captured some militants the other day and when I asked them what they were so militant about - I was surprised to find that they hadn't got the vaguest idea!

Apparently they've been captured, sold, transported, re-captured and generally messed around to the point that that they have no idea what they're fighting for, or where they're meant to be fighting.

In an attempt to give them a better clue that the one they had, I thought I'd refer to the ever helpful Eve forums.

Be aware that I'm wearing my flame proof trousers, have donned the asbestos posting gloves and am wearing the obligatory ear defenders.

The voices in my head told me to post this. Mind you they also tell me to buy chocolate, so it can't all be bad.

Shae Tadaruwa
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2 - 2017-01-07 12:43:47 UTC
If they are that confused, then they are probably anti-gankers.

Dracvlad - "...Your intel is free intel, all you do is pay for it..." && "...If you warp on the same path as a cloaked ship, you'll make a bookmark at exactly the same spot as the cloaky camper..."

Reinhardt Kreiss
TetraVaal Tactical Group
#3 - 2017-01-07 12:46:09 UTC
Give them enough Crash and they become "exotic dancers", then start a business. Who cares about citizens.
Sunforge
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2017-01-07 13:10:46 UTC
Reinhardt Kreiss wrote:
Give them enough Crash and they become "exotic dancers", then start a business. Who cares about citizens.


Are militant exotic dancers a good idea?

The voices in my head told me to post this. Mind you they also tell me to buy chocolate, so it can't all be bad.

Reinhardt Kreiss
TetraVaal Tactical Group
#5 - 2017-01-07 13:22:41 UTC
Sunforge wrote:
Reinhardt Kreiss wrote:
Give them enough Crash and they become "exotic dancers", then start a business. Who cares about citizens.


Are militant exotic dancers a good idea?


If you drug them enough it won't matter
Torin Corax
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2017-01-07 13:58:01 UTC
They may claim confusion, but they are almost certainly spies.

Salvos Rhoska
#7 - 2017-01-07 14:21:45 UTC
Ive been stockpiling Militants in Jita.

Hopefully one day they will usurp the system.
Torin Corax
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2017-01-07 14:28:33 UTC
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
Ive been stockpiling Militants in Jita.

Hopefully one day they will usurp the system.


Now that would be an interaction that I would quite possibly die laughing over Lol

I do have rather a lot of slave hounds kicking around. I could retrain them to assist in this endeavor if required.
Kazual Jayde
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2017-01-07 14:44:25 UTC
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
Ive been stockpiling Militants in Jita.

Hopefully one day they will usurp the system.


Need to research to T2. Insurgents.
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#10 - 2017-01-07 15:08:21 UTC
Reinhardt Kreiss wrote:
Sunforge wrote:
Reinhardt Kreiss wrote:
Give them enough Crash and they become "exotic dancers", then start a business. Who cares about citizens.


Are militant exotic dancers a good idea?


If you drug them enough it won't matter

Just my thought. Always make sure you've got enough Vitoc in the cargohold.

Remove standings and insurance.

Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#11 - 2017-01-07 15:20:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Sobaan Tali
I have a battalion of some 800 Marines back at my corp HQ that say your confused Militants would be great cannon fodder. You know, some of them do need to hit the rifle range pretty soon.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."

DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2017-01-07 15:49:51 UTC
The reason they're so militant is because most of the time they end up getting jettisoned into space.


DMC
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#13 - 2017-01-07 15:59:44 UTC
Even more reason for ccp to make a livestock launcher. Ammo can be exotic dancers. militants. slaves, slaver hounds,slavers, corpses, scientists. The list goes on and on.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

Annabelle Le
The Mjolnir Bloc
Templis CALSF
#14 - 2017-01-07 16:07:51 UTC
Just take them to the nearest pleasure hub.
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#15 - 2017-01-07 21:24:00 UTC
They were obviously lying to you. They are probably war criminals that cover up their former crimes. Turn them to CONCORD officials, they will know what to do with them.
Matthias Ancaladron
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2017-01-07 23:16:39 UTC
StonerPhReaK wrote:
Even more reason for ccp to make a livestock launcher. Ammo can be exotic dancers. militants. slaves, slaver hounds,slavers, corpses, scientists. The list goes on and on.

I'd rather be able to use my slaves on planetary colonies to improve production as if they were a fuel or boost, but only a special rype of slaves named minmatar slaves.
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#17 - 2017-01-08 00:45:52 UTC
Matthias Ancaladron wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
Even more reason for ccp to make a livestock launcher. Ammo can be exotic dancers. militants. slaves, slaver hounds,slavers, corpses, scientists. The list goes on and on.

I'd rather be able to use my slaves on planetary colonies to improve production as if they were a fuel or boost, but only a special rype of slaves named minmatar slaves.

And I'd rather be able to use Amarrian capsuleer corpses as fertilizer to grow some walnuts.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#18 - 2017-01-08 22:37:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
The game item doesn't let us see it, but the individuals in a Militant group are actually Janitors, Tourists, Scientists, VIPs, Homeless, Miners, Former Slaves, Infected Refugees, Captured CEOs, Deep Cover Corporate Assassins, Comatose Alena Karyns, Damsels, etc. They're understandably upset about CCP rudely labeling them 'Livestock,' and they're ready to do something about it.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#19 - 2017-01-09 04:03:38 UTC
Shae Tadaruwa wrote:
If they are that confused, then they are probably anti-gankers.



Your obsession is a complement.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Shae Tadaruwa
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#20 - 2017-01-09 04:12:51 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Shae Tadaruwa wrote:
If they are that confused, then they are probably anti-gankers.



Your obsession is a complement.

As a non-EVE player, you aren't really relevant to anything.

Dracvlad - "...Your intel is free intel, all you do is pay for it..." && "...If you warp on the same path as a cloaked ship, you'll make a bookmark at exactly the same spot as the cloaky camper..."

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