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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2017-01-04 02:19:19 UTC
It's YC 120 now and I think it's time we saw an upgrade to our data ports. I saw this one handheld device that uses magnets, along with a flat mating surface. Surely there is something similar that could be applied to these dust magnets I call a spine. I'm sick and tired SICK AND TIRED of having to contort myself to place dust plugs into each and every hole. Do you realize that is the hardest to reach part of the human body? While we're at it perhaps we could consolidate maybe? Or I don't know, go WIRELESS???

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#2 - 2017-01-04 02:23:46 UTC
+1 for controlling my ship with WiFi. 👍

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Kenrailae
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2017-01-04 05:46:32 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
+1 for controlling my ship with WiFi. 👍




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Lugh Crow-Slave
#4 - 2017-01-04 06:30:20 UTC
Danika Princip
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#5 - 2017-01-04 07:47:56 UTC
You can't jam a wire.
Shu t'Me
#6 - 2017-01-04 08:05:10 UTC
Danika Princip wrote:
You can't jam a wire.

You can, it's just more difficult.
Rivr Luzade
Coreli Corporation
Pandemic Legion
#7 - 2017-01-04 09:43:50 UTC
You have to contort yourself? Excuse me if I ask but how do you inject your drugs? And which corp is your pod manufacturer? The pods that I get from Ishukone have an automatic drug injection system and the spinal cord connectors are placed in the ergonomically perfect positions to support not only natural body posture; they are also flexible enough to support fetus position just before your pod ruptures. You really ought to have a word with your manufacturer if your pods are as terrible as you describe them.

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2017-01-04 09:50:04 UTC
Dust plugs. SOME of us like to get out more, and then go back in. Best case scenario is a compressed air can with a little nozzle bit to get in the crevices. Worst case is finding someone to blow up and down my back like some kind of human game cartridge from the YC 90s.

SOME OF US are tired of taking care of all these different freaking PORTS as if I needed EXTRA I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS

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Lugh Crow-Slave
#9 - 2017-01-04 10:30:30 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:


SOME OF US are tired of taking care of all these different freaking PORTS as if I needed EXTRA I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS




.... why don't you use nanites like the rest of us?

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The 16.8km Bubble
elitatwo
Zansha Expansion
#10 - 2017-01-04 12:46:06 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
...along with a flat mating surface...


Your flat comes with a mating service? I need that too..

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Matthias Ancaladron
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2017-01-04 17:19:43 UTC
No screw wireless. We need more biomechanical options
https://cdnb3.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/000/020/799/large/undoz-amarr-statue.jpg?1400093354
We should be able to have tubes and stuff like this.
Gadget Helmsdottir
Gadget's Workshop
#12 - 2017-01-04 18:57:46 UTC
Sweetie...

Here's an ancient Minmatar proverb:

Duct Tape Fixes Everything.

Take it to heart.

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Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#13 - 2017-01-05 00:27:24 UTC
Lugh Crow-Slave wrote:
... it's YC119

CURRENT YEAR INTENSIFIES

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Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#14 - 2017-01-05 00:30:16 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
Do you realize that is the hardest to reach part of the human body? While we're at it perhaps we could consolidate maybe? Or I don't know, go WIRELESS???

If we can't go wireless, nipple ports would be pretty convenient. It's always been a fantasy to feel like I'm being milked while enclosed in an embryonic pod.

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#15 - 2017-01-05 01:07:55 UTC
I feel like routing my spinal column wires through the front would be highly impractical Shocked

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elitatwo
Zansha Expansion
#16 - 2017-01-05 01:29:59 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
I feel like routing my spinal column wires through the front would be highly impractical Shocked


But will you even feel anything when you go into the Matrix and steer your ship?

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#17 - 2017-01-05 01:37:57 UTC
Apparently you can combine it with some type of milking function

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