Crime & Punishment

Referred to the Court of Crime and Punishment.


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This is indeed a very serious accusation and must be fleshed out fully to ensure the culprit of any Crime here is Punished. I call to order the Court of Crime and Punishment (hence forth referred to as CoCaP) to look into this matter and bring Case 00001 of YC119 'Ryac Sampaio' vs. 'slayer avenger' allegedly aka 'Intaki Hallman, Dragone's Revenge, Lexie Mai, Blarghsly and Nay Tala' in the matter of 'stolen Corp contracts' to an amusing a just end.

Please post all of your evidence below as to why you suspect this individual/s were to blame. A few examples of evidence would be screenshots, Kill Reports with the appropriate steps taken to post them in this Court (see Crime and Punishment Rules), Mails sent (don't post those mail them to the members of the Court who take on this case) and anything else you consider to be evidence. In accordance with Court rules we will contact both parties and you will be given 24 hours to make preparations for this case. I highly recommend contacting one of the Members to help you with your pleas as they know the system better than anybody else and how to get the best result.



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Edit: Could the members of the court please post below with what roles they would be willing to perform for this case. Thanks

If it please the court, I offer my services as Public Defense Counsel in the event that the accused is unable, unwilling, or just plain un-into-it in securing independent counsel. This will be on contingency, of course. Pro bono is not my scene, as it were.

Court Fluffer here.

I have cleaned the contamination chamber, which seems to have been used for something other than trials, All the fedo feces and empty quafe ultra bottles, cap batteries and a few other questionable items that i will not mention the names of to the public. To the owner of said items, they will be held in the stations lost and found for 5 days. If not claimed after 5 days you have 20 days to acquire the items through asset safety for a 15% item storage charge. After this stasis period expires said items will be donated to Products for Pirates.

Todays court appointed movie will be Me, Myself and Plunder.

The Exotic dancers and Little helpers left over from 2015 are in your chamber your honor. Enjoy

Fresh brownies and iced cold milk is on tap in the conference rooms.

I will be in my CQ if anything else is needed. I will be on-call incase any virus or contamination occurs.

Court interpreter here. Will turn any nonsensical/fragmented submission into easily digested English. Or Cornish, it that would serve.

*if (see how I re-read everything?)

I'm afraid you can't just leave that here, like a horse with tummy trouble, and flounce away into the ether, Sir.

Kindly return and follow the instructions given elsewhere on this 1st page.

You risk severe censure yourself should you ignore this Summons.

That would be - er - the C.C.P. ?

Alas, it no longer matters, for we're overrun with the buggers and their 'second homes'.

Still laughing, despite myself, Jonah.

I can be the stenographer, chewing gum and 'fixing' my nails while eyerolling at everything Noragen says.