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Sunforge
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2016-12-24 12:35:31 UTC
For the love of Pete, why?

On the other hand, why not?

Why, or why not? That is THE question upon which the very future of this universe hinges, and until now no-one knew this was a fact.

So there.

The voices in my head told me to post this. Mind you they also tell me to buy chocolate, so it can't all be bad.
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#2 - 2016-12-24 13:07:23 UTC
Sunforge wrote:
For the love of Pete, why?

On the other hand, why not?

Why, or why not? That is THE question upon which the very future of this universe hinges, and until now no-one knew this was a fact.

So there.

Drink more eggnog and then the fuzzy little picture will show her dancing on a pole.... until then... post constructively.TwistedRoll

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#3 - 2016-12-24 15:06:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Omar Alharazaad
Because nothing eases the pain of a loss like seeing your killer sputter over local after finding booze, strippers, a few dogs, a janitor and a boatload of illegal drugs in your wreck?
Lol

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
Hatakani Trade Winds Combine
#4 - 2016-12-24 15:08:39 UTC
Space can be a lonely place....
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#5 - 2016-12-24 15:30:59 UTC
Exotic dancers just ain't that bright. They're still wandering around New Eden looking for employment in one of the Gallente pleasure hubs. You know...the ones that were all shut down years ago.

So let's cut them a little slack and let them have their little private events in our cargo holds and hangars.

Mr Epeen Cool
Lulu Lunette
Savage Moon Society
#6 - 2016-12-24 15:34:59 UTC
WiS?

@lunettelulu7
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#7 - 2016-12-24 16:06:49 UTC
Buy at 15000 isk in several regions on a buy order, take a charon full to Jita every once in a great while and sell for 50000. Profit off the exotic dance trade as a space pimp.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2016-12-25 07:57:18 UTC
I think the bigger question is 'Why ask why'?



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Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#9 - 2016-12-25 16:59:33 UTC
DeMichael Crimson wrote:
I think the bigger question is 'Why ask why'?



DMC

Whys that DMC?Lol

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Sonya Corvinus
Grant Village
#10 - 2016-12-27 21:36:08 UTC
When a man loves a women, or when one of them is willing to shell out a few hundred ISK, magic things happen.
Grigg Skjellerup
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2016-12-27 22:02:51 UTC
While completing the NPE, I bookmarked a wreck at the drifter hive. Then flew back and scooped up some stuff. So now, I'm flying around with 2 survivors, 1 scientist, 1 exotic dancer, 1 slave and my own frozen corpse in the hold. I don't know what they get up to in there.
thecoreformula
The Core Formula
#12 - 2016-12-27 22:38:37 UTC
CCP will make them a feature for VR in Valkyre.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#13 - 2016-12-27 23:17:56 UTC
Comedy killmails; and to keep Chloe company obviously.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Sonya Corvinus
Grant Village
#14 - 2016-12-27 23:33:38 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Comedy killmails; and to keep Chloe company obviously.


Oh god, I forgot about that post....
Matthias Ancaladron
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2016-12-28 15:23:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Matthias Ancaladron
For when they add walking in station and we get character creators for the exotic dancers and can open strip clubs in citadels maybe?
Pix Severus
Empty You
#16 - 2016-12-28 21:30:08 UTC
Never not keep this many Exotic Dancers in your cargo at all times.

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Sonya Corvinus
Grant Village
#17 - 2016-12-28 21:46:05 UTC
Pix Severus wrote:
Never not keep this many Exotic Dancers in your cargo at all times.


Only one Harlot? What's wrong with you?
Pix Severus
Empty You
#18 - 2016-12-28 21:54:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Pix Severus
Sonya Corvinus wrote:
Pix Severus wrote:
Never not keep this many Exotic Dancers in your cargo at all times.


Only one Harlot? What's wrong with you?


She's too much for me to handle as it is, a real ISK digger.

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Sonya Corvinus
Grant Village
#19 - 2016-12-28 22:00:04 UTC
Pix Severus wrote:
She's too much for me to handle as it is, a real ISK digger.


I wasn't saying she an ISK digger
but she ain't messin' with no broke broke
Kosomot
Player Vs Ore
Miners Of Independence
#20 - 2016-12-28 23:30:56 UTC
Sunforge wrote:
For the love of Pete, why?

On the other hand, why not?

Why, or why not? That is THE question upon which the very future of this universe hinges, and until now no-one knew this was a fact.

So there.



Wait until you find, strippers, janitors, slaves, slave drivers, etc etc.

It's lonely in space, I always keep a stripper for company and a janitor for clean up.

If i'm exploring worm holes, i also include a slave just to make coffee for me.

Also keep a full stock of holoreels for long AutoPilot trips.

I am a miner, mission runner, and explorer...

or as EVE Online would have it...

A Carebear!!
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