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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12741 - 2016-12-25 20:09:43 UTC
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#12742 - 2016-12-25 23:53:17 UTC
We need to either quit meeting like this or I need to quit drinking...
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#12743 - 2016-12-27 16:55:33 UTC
This is too good to be true! Must be trap When in doubt, follow the first rule of Eve, "Trust nobody." Or is that the second rule of Eve? Anyway... ::Equips Hair, Top (with tucking), Bottom (no tucking), Outer, Feet , and Glasses, bolts for the door::
Jita Athlete
Doomheim
#12744 - 2016-12-27 18:07:11 UTC
Wait! Wait! I offer the ONLY honest ISK QUADRUPLING service in New Eden! Dare to stay and prove that you can read the rules?
Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
DammFam
#12745 - 2016-12-27 18:43:52 UTC
*looks at your face*

Wow, I really should have stopped beating you sooner...

You should try a better safeword, may I suggest "AAUAHAHGHAHGHGHAGHGHHHGHHH"

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

disappears in a cloud of rust
Zooey Zeba
Doomheim
#12746 - 2016-12-27 20:30:54 UTC
Haiiii!

The Post with your ugliest char contest was ganked by the no-fun people, so we're now in this thr... I mean in this bed! Lol
Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
DammFam
#12747 - 2016-12-27 20:34:17 UTC
Oh no....I think I may have killed this one, CALL A DOCTOR!

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

disappears in a cloud of rust
Mankrik's Bride
Doomheim
#12748 - 2016-12-27 20:43:55 UTC
Boo.
Vayen Kukkus
#12749 - 2016-12-28 05:05:06 UTC
Shocked Why is there a zombie in my bed?

DUST 514 FOREVER!!!!
Kelleth Kirk
Caldari State - Osprey Wing 7
#12750 - 2017-01-02 11:08:04 UTC
Kindly use the door to your left on your right side behind you, the other door will trigger a trapdoor that will throw you into an alligator filled pool. Good luck!

I miss having ISK.
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12751 - 2017-01-02 14:47:04 UTC
I'm sorry. Lady, you must have mistaken me for a client. The exit is that direction. *gestures*

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12752 - 2017-01-02 22:32:16 UTC
I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no...................

"CCP is like a ship,with a hole in the bottom,leaking water and my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction." - Hilmar Veigar Pétursson
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12753 - 2017-01-02 23:33:00 UTC
*Wakes up groggily to his belted serenade, groans.*

Look. Ugh. I don't know where... this... came from, but I appreciate the sentiment.

I guess.

But I don't--I really only go for Khanid guys, at least while I'm sober, so it, this ends now. Anything I said last night doesn't apply any more. Don't try anything.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Jadek Kin
Incorruptibles
#12754 - 2017-01-03 06:54:26 UTC
How is the stability of your class 6 wormhole?

@JadekMenaheim
Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#12755 - 2017-01-03 06:56:27 UTC
Were you inside? I didn't notice any fluctuations in mass. Would you like to try probing again?

'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#12756 - 2017-01-03 09:10:38 UTC
Lasisha Mishi
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#12757 - 2017-01-03 14:01:02 UTC
oh lala
dibs
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12758 - 2017-01-03 15:42:00 UTC
Jadek Kin wrote:
How is the stability of your class 6 wormhole?


Depends who's asking. For you? Might stay open all night

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Jade Blackwind
#12759 - 2017-01-03 18:33:35 UTC
Neph wrote:
Jadek Kin wrote:
How is the stability of your class 6 wormhole?


Depends who's asking. For you? Might stay open all night
A happy citizen is better than an unhappy citizen. Never thought I'd ever say that, but... For the State? P
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12760 - 2017-01-03 19:29:52 UTC
Jade Blackwind wrote:
Neph wrote:
Jadek Kin wrote:
How is the stability of your class 6 wormhole?


Depends who's asking. For you? Might stay open all night
A happy citizen is better than an unhappy citizen. Never thought I'd ever say that, but... For the State? P


*Neph snorts* That's the cheesiest thing I've ever heard in my life.
However... would you like to stay for some tea and see where things go? I've always been a researcher at heart.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka