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Federal Navy Academy Capsuleers Commandeer Citadel For Wild Party
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Aston Altland
Corpus Syndicate
#1 - 2016-12-19 18:26:30 UTC
Just a few nights ago, young capsuleers from the Federal Navy Academy decided to have a wild night, gathering ships around a Citadel and firing off countless fireworks into space to start off their holiday season.

This was then followed by docking into said Citadel and having the 'time of their lives' as one of the FNA capsuleers put it, starting a massive party in one of the Citadel's hangars. Others came bringing in exotic dancers to 'spice' up their celebration. For these young capsuleers, it was a great night to remember.

But the same could not be said for those living in the Citadel as numbers of grievances were reported to the Gallente Police Department, and the station's administration.

When the authorities finally had enough, they entered the part only for the capsuleers to flee, leaving the mess and numerous unconscious exotic dancers who have been paid to do more than simply dance.

No arrests were made as the young capsuleers could not be identified.
Persephone Alleile
Tartarus Covert Operations
#2 - 2016-12-19 23:49:29 UTC
Seems pretty typical for FNA graduates honestly.
Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2016-12-20 12:23:07 UTC
Oh, how wicked, oh how vi~~...
I mean.... I am sorry.

God save souls of these Wayward children!

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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#4 - 2016-12-20 13:32:55 UTC
Reported to Gallente Police department?..That just means they did their crap in the Federation. And while they keep it inside their borders, why should we care? However, it would be nice to write their names down and just shoot them on contact if they will try to trespass into the State space.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#5 - 2016-12-20 13:48:01 UTC
You're just jelly you weren't invited to the party. I mean, think about it: they went in and trashed a Gallente facility, and didn't get caught. And they got to do it with their own two hands. So much more direct, so much more visceral and satisfying than the remote, disconnected 'oh, well, I'll fire a missile'.

Maybe you should be seeing if any of them are willing to do this on a regular basis.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#6 - 2016-12-20 14:39:17 UTC
Oh, well, I'll fire a missile.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Jaret Victorian
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#7 - 2016-12-20 15:54:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Jaret Victorian
Arrendis wrote:
You're just jelly you weren't invited to the party. I mean, think about it: they went in and trashed a Gallente facility, and didn't get caught. And they got to do it with their own two hands. So much more direct, so much more visceral and satisfying than the remote, disconnected 'oh, well, I'll fire a missile'.

Tonight's episode of **** - Infamous CalMil officer Diana Kim attends FNA parties to wreak havoc on Gallente Infrastructure. When asked for comment, the famous capsuleer claims that she's "destroying the Federation from within".

I could see this happening.

Edit: This is The State, thanks IGS filtering for ruining the joke.

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Arrendis
TK Corp
#8 - 2016-12-20 16:30:35 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Oh, well, I'll fire a missile.


A lazy solution. I expected better of a Caldari Officer.
Aston Altland
Corpus Syndicate
#9 - 2016-12-20 16:33:26 UTC
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this. What the hell goes on in the Federal Navy Academy? Just from what I saw, they look like nothing but a bunch of yahoos.
Jaret Victorian
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#10 - 2016-12-20 16:36:12 UTC
Aston Altland wrote:
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this. What the hell goes on in the Federal Navy Academy? Just from what I saw, they look like nothing but a bunch of yahoos.

Military experts are calling this "fun".

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Sarus Gailen
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2016-12-20 16:39:25 UTC
Aston Altland wrote:
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this. What the hell goes on in the Federal Navy Academy? Just from what I saw, they look like nothing but a bunch of yahoos.


Hey! You're just jealous that our group is better than all of yours!

Federal Navy Academy

Stay here... and be an idiot forever. We're just that awesome.

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Merchant Rova
Tidal Lock
Vapor-Lock
#12 - 2016-12-20 16:42:47 UTC
Sarus Gailen wrote:
Aston Altland wrote:
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this. What the hell goes on in the Federal Navy Academy? Just from what I saw, they look like nothing but a bunch of yahoos.


Hey! You're just jealous that our group is better than all of yours!

Careful, that'll set Diana off.

RIP Merchant Rova's cheekbones, YC118-YC119. Forever in our hearts.