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HELVEGEN
#181 - 2016-12-17 18:25:02 UTC
Luukje wrote:
Starrakatt wrote:
We kill plenty, thank you.

If fact, we kill and hunt much more than VMG do these days.

But you can laugh all you want, thanks for the bumps.

Big smile


kill and hunt more? really? xD

Look at the difference between isk destroyed. Comparing our boards show how laughable p45 is these days, being stuck in ****-space because they didn't want to honour their agreements with VMG. If only Kypp had honoured his (wife's) deal... Roll

This month so far, excluding the 300b keepstar whoring from both parties:
903 kills for 83bil isk (p45)
650 kills for 266 bil isk (VMG)

Nuff said. Frigates department with their bulk frigate kills. I think our clients are happy we hit big targets ;)

About hunting in gal/mil space; does this suffice?
https://zkillboard.com/related/30002681/201611282200/
https://zkillboard.com/related/30002641/201611282200/
https://zkillboard.com/character/692518490/
Destroying archedykes; keeping retards department small.

o/ Stay small


Technically you didn't destroy Archetype! They did that all on their own!
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#182 - 2016-12-17 19:04:02 UTC
Luukje, I know you and quite a few others in VMG likely hate my guts.

But really, VMG average activity in Gal-Min space is close to zero, so yeah, we are smaller than you are, but we do operate in '**** space' as you call it, taking into consideration your definition of **** space is everywhere you are not. Blink

Yeah, you did beat P45 in fleet fights, we usually being outnumbered and all. Big deal, VMG can actually wipe the floor with every other mercs in Hisec, so good for you. Especially considering your merc coalition.

So dear clients, hire VMG if you want Jita and surrounding camped to hell and beyond.

Hire P.45 if you want activity in Gal-Min space.

May the spirit of Christmas shine on us all.

Big smile

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Luukje
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#183 - 2016-12-17 19:40:20 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
Luukje, I know you and quite a few others in VMG likely hate my guts.

But really, VMG average activity in Gal-Min space is close to zero, so yeah, we are smaller than you are, but we do operate in '**** space' as you call it, taking into consideration your definition of **** space is everywhere you are not. Blink

Yeah, you did beat P45 in fleet fights, we usually being outnumbered and all. Big deal, VMG can actually wipe the floor with every other mercs in Hisec, so good for you. Especially considering your merc coalition.

So dear clients, hire VMG if you want Jita and surrounding camped to hell and beyond.

Hire P.45 if you want activity in Gal-Min space.

May the spirit of Christmas shine on us all.

Big smile


Updated:

https://zkillboard.com/kill/58329723/
We also hunt in min space, if there are (contract) targets out there for us to get.

you're welcome.

and to explain; **** space is where there is very little activity, very little isk to make. IE min/gal space. Biggest mission hubs, indy hubs, anything relevant is in caldary/amarr space. So yeah, i still stick with ****-space. i'm sorry i hurt ur feelings.

And even when i'm solo flying through ur home system you all dock up expecting a blob :( can't even get anything done solo anymore lol.
Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#184 - 2016-12-18 01:45:15 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
Luukje, I know you and quite a few others in VMG likely hate my guts.

But really, VMG average activity in Gal-Min space is close to zero, so yeah, we are smaller than you are, but we do operate in '**** space' as you call it, taking into consideration your definition of **** space is everywhere you are not. Blink

Yeah, you did beat P45 in fleet fights, we usually being outnumbered and all. Big deal, VMG can actually wipe the floor with every other mercs in Hisec, so good for you. Especially considering your merc coalition.

So dear clients, hire VMG if you want Jita and surrounding camped to hell and beyond.

Hire P.45 if you want activity in Gal-Min space.

May the spirit of Christmas shine on us all.

Big smile

Dude there was a time I respected you. Well sort of still do as there is no reason not to. You don't really play this toon anymore. No one wants to hire p45 as they don't stand for anything. In merc circles your alliance is like the beach time donkeys that everyone rides. Slow and old. Even calling you guys out does not work. The alliance has no backbone or fight and everyone knows p45 flies frigs as they are scared of vmg.

For once I beg p45 grow some balls and come fight. Stop running away.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#185 - 2016-12-18 02:45:12 UTC
Luukje wrote:
Starrakatt wrote:
Luukje, I know you and quite a few others in VMG likely hate my guts.

But really, VMG average activity in Gal-Min space is close to zero, so yeah, we are smaller than you are, but we do operate in '**** space' as you call it, taking into consideration your definition of **** space is everywhere you are not. Blink

Yeah, you did beat P45 in fleet fights, we usually being outnumbered and all. Big deal, VMG can actually wipe the floor with every other mercs in Hisec, so good for you. Especially considering your merc coalition.

So dear clients, hire VMG if you want Jita and surrounding camped to hell and beyond.

Hire P.45 if you want activity in Gal-Min space.

May the spirit of Christmas shine on us all.

Big smile


Updated:

https://zkillboard.com/kill/58329723/
We also hunt in min space, if there are (contract) targets out there for us to get.

you're welcome.

and to explain; **** space is where there is very little activity, very little isk to make. IE min/gal space. Biggest mission hubs, indy hubs, anything relevant is in caldary/amarr space. So yeah, i still stick with ****-space. i'm sorry i hurt ur feelings.

And even when i'm solo flying through ur home system you all dock up expecting a blob :( can't even get anything done solo anymore lol.

Max is playing again??? I'll have to shoot him an evemail. I remember when he first started playing and I helped him learn some basicis using an ALT. He started out solo wardeccing and greifing pretty much from the get go. Warmed the heart it did

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Nykke
Holesale
Holesale Operations
#186 - 2016-12-20 23:04:13 UTC
You guys recruiting? looking for a real highsec merc corp that can rek some wh baddies?

oh nvm.
Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#187 - 2016-12-26 07:09:43 UTC
With multiple members leaving is this the end of Complaints Department. I hope not as we have enjoyed farming you. I wonder kypp if you regret not bending the knee as you put it , when you had the chance.

When your player base leaves we will not follow them with decs. They are free to leave in peace.


RIP p45.
Yaosus
From Hisec with Love Holdings
From Hisec with Love Coalition
#188 - 2016-12-30 12:47:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Yaosus
Complaints Department is a (muahahahahah) Mercenary Alliance that lacks to specialise in harassment , Disruption and Destruction.

We are currently accepting (your isk and 99% of the times do nothing) contracts and offer tailored prices!

What we can do _(_

War assistance (as in we stay docked and give you good station to station intel)

High sec harassment (nobody in this world can smack a local chat like we do...we harass the sh!t out of your enemies)

Trade route disruption (frigate roams daily up and down the pipes... we can share our sightseeing strategy)

Mission hub disruption (just pay us and we're gonna tell you that we're already there...you can't see us on local but we're there trust us)

General harassment of your target (we will send them spam emails, threaten them on local chat and if necessary sh! on their porch - DISCLAIMER : this is done only if the target lives somewhere near our specialist Ap0phis Kaundur)

Structure Contracts discussed on a case by case basis (yes you pay us, VMG shows up and blows up your assets and TADAAA)



Public Information

Public channel: P45 Public

Contacts for quotes

Scandor (if you want to talk to VMG first), kypp durron (the guy has a problem with his knees) or Rias Bane



C'mooon why didn't you tell me they got their asses kicked and got disbanded...

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Rias Bane
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#189 - 2017-01-04 09:49:59 UTC
Yaosus wrote:


Scandor (if you want to talk to VMG first), kypp durron (the guy has a problem with his knees) or Rias Bane



C'mooon why didn't you tell me they got their asses kicked and got disbanded...


Why are you name checking me...I'm not a forum warrior and haven't been involved with mercs for quite some time?
Luukje
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#190 - 2017-01-04 12:27:43 UTC
Rias Bane wrote:
Yaosus wrote:


Scandor (if you want to talk to VMG first), kypp durron (the guy has a problem with his knees) or Rias Bane



C'mooon why didn't you tell me they got their asses kicked and got disbanded...


Why are you name checking me...I'm not a forum warrior and haven't been involved with mercs for quite some time?


ignore his comment Rias. Think he just read corp description and name checked.
All of this is irrelevant anyway as p45 have disbanded into a nullsec farming alliance, 32 members left who are all in null/wh.
Rias Bane
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#191 - 2017-01-04 13:53:27 UTC
Understood Luukje, Thanks
Luukje
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#192 - 2017-01-04 19:15:11 UTC
And from now on, they shall be named "Retired Department". don't know wether thats an upgrade or downgrade from retards department. Smile
Vadramak Koliath
FED-EX Courier and Trade
#193 - 2017-01-31 23:12:14 UTC
Did the CD get taken out or something?

I remain a fan
Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#194 - 2017-02-01 07:30:07 UTC
Vadramak Koliath wrote:
Did the CD get taken out or something?

I remain a fan

Yes we scalpled them.
Kyung-min
Doomheim
#195 - 2017-03-08 06:15:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Kyung-min
complaints department are alive and well... in other alliances.. r i o t and funatix are the groups that they seem to have joined, are pretty much into into the same thing, blanket decs attempting to pad killboards with nubs or idiots in order to scam people into thinking they can pvp. No real point in hiring them to do any real merc work unless you dont want people going to dodixie at certain times of day.

Basically what Yaosus said (btw ap0phis Kaundur is in r i o t)

i r dissapoint
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#196 - 2017-03-09 13:25:25 UTC
The VMG circlejerk is strong in here

But hey, free publicity for a dead group I guess Lol

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Karaiman
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#197 - 2017-03-09 16:39:55 UTC
Yes Dom, really strong. Most of the time the people writing here are pvp-ers who knows what they are talking. But in the circle you can find some very "elite pvpers ". Let's check this guy for example, with a very big mouth, Yaosus. He talks about how bad are other pilots, so let's see how good he is...Well, from the zkillboard we can see 500 kills, good https://zkillboard.com/character/94391994/ Let's go deeper and see how many solo kills he have...6 in VMG, 7 in total! From this 7 how many do you think he have against a pvp fit ship? ZERO!! Yes, you hear me right, he have exactly 0 solo kills against a pvp ship. To put it different, he NEVER killed a pvp ship on its own, unless there were somebody else there to help him. But hey, his keyboard is strong in forums!

So basically this ZERO KILLS elite pvper is talking about other pilots who have thousand of kills. Well, I think every corp needs a clown.
Yaosus
From Hisec with Love Holdings
From Hisec with Love Coalition
#198 - 2017-03-25 11:16:37 UTC
Karaiman wrote:
Yes Dom, really strong. Most of the time the people writing here are pvp-ers who knows what they are talking. But in the circle you can find some very "elite pvpers ". Let's check this guy for example, with a very big mouth, Yaosus. He talks about how bad are other pilots, so let's see how good he is...Well, from the zkillboard we can see 500 kills, good https://zkillboard.com/character/94391994/ Let's go deeper and see how many solo kills he have...6 in VMG, 7 in total! From this 7 how many do you think he have against a pvp fit ship? ZERO!! Yes, you hear me right, he have exactly 0 solo kills against a pvp ship. To put it different, he NEVER killed a pvp ship on its own, unless there were somebody else there to help him. But hey, his keyboard is strong in forums!

So basically this ZERO KILLS elite pvper is talking about other pilots who have thousand of kills. Well, I think every corp needs a clown.


LOL so much rage, so much drama... I am quite amazed by the fact that you took the time to do an investigation (I am sure we rubbed you in a bad way, as your forum inflammation shows). But like every worthless scrub out there who takes blind shots in the dark you are oh so wrong :) Judging by your name and the brand new toon I'd say you're apophis but I might be wrong. I play since 2004. Dig deeper :)

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