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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Lucifer Second-Born
SG Ratte Toten und Bergbau
Brothers of Tangra
#12701 - 2016-12-09 16:33:40 UTC
Oh, YOU again...
I will never touch the tequila bottle for the rest of my live.
Lasisha Mishi
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#12702 - 2016-12-09 16:56:51 UTC
any tequila left?
*swipes the bottle*

.....bastard didn't leave any for me
*throws bottle at you*
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12703 - 2016-12-09 23:05:06 UTC
Orakkus
ImperiaI Federation
Goonswarm Federation
#12704 - 2016-12-09 23:16:40 UTC
WHAT?! I paid Aurum for this?!

He's not just famous, he's "IN" famous. - Ned Nederlander

Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12705 - 2016-12-09 23:45:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Neph
God. You look like my dad as a backroom hooker.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12706 - 2016-12-11 02:56:49 UTC
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#12707 - 2016-12-11 03:51:54 UTC
LordOdysseus wrote:
Phew! Right gender this time......right gender.

Haven't been to the hospital lately, have you? I would be scared to touch myself if I had those arms.

Wait, can you put drinks in them?
Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
DammFam
#12708 - 2016-12-11 09:28:11 UTC
Holy crap, are those boobs or station anchors?!

No no, don't bother screaming at me to leave, I'm going don't worry.

*runs away screaming*

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

disappears in a cloud of rust

Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#12709 - 2016-12-12 00:08:07 UTC
...please come back...

I am so lonely...

Sad
Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
DammFam
#12710 - 2016-12-12 00:11:19 UTC
Awwww, she wants me to come back. Maybe I can look past the boobs *leans really far to the side*

OK well maybe not "LOOK PAST" them...

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

disappears in a cloud of rust

Lasisha Mishi
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#12711 - 2016-12-12 13:57:10 UTC
yeah no
*ties you up with rope and drags you to my room*
you can go with her another day. for now your mine
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12712 - 2016-12-12 18:39:17 UTC
Taishoku Mayaki
Feeling Cute Today
#12713 - 2016-12-13 11:31:37 UTC
Less posing more action.

"Right-O, lets get undocked and see what falls off the ship"

LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12714 - 2016-12-13 15:36:21 UTC
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#12715 - 2016-12-13 18:34:34 UTC
You may take the prosthetic arms off, but the glasses stay on!

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Kami Lincoln
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#12716 - 2016-12-13 18:46:52 UTC
Quick question, does this rag smell like chloroform?
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#12717 - 2016-12-13 20:21:58 UTC
Kami Lincoln wrote:
Quick question, does this rag smell like chloroform?


Oh, hi lovely Bear

With great power comes great electricity bill.

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#12718 - 2016-12-13 21:25:31 UTC
Oh hello. Guess that I am not that desp... huh... Want a cookie?
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12719 - 2016-12-13 21:40:06 UTC
*rubs at eyes* ...huh.

How'd a Fazmarai... oh, you're awake? Hey, do you want anything? Tea, coffee, a shirt?

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Yiole Gionglao
#12720 - 2016-12-13 21:53:21 UTC
Wrong room...

*looks at Neph again, dressed in full combat armor*

You mean it when you say you like your sex hard, don't you?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you