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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
DammFam
#12681 - 2016-12-07 11:19:10 UTC
And I thought last night meant something

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12682 - 2016-12-07 11:22:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Neph
*scratches back with knife* Get out.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
DammFam
#12683 - 2016-12-07 11:25:28 UTC
Blech, I will go and find something more fun than being here with you, like being stuck in a cargo container filled with rotting fish.

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

disappears in a cloud of rust

Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12684 - 2016-12-07 11:27:28 UTC
Have a riotous time. In fact, for just 7m isk, I could hook you up with some vats of rotting fish, although I think fetid biosewage might go better with your personality.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
DammFam
#12685 - 2016-12-07 11:32:30 UTC
Thanks, but I got enough of that for free last night.

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12686 - 2016-12-07 11:41:05 UTC
Hey, I don't judge what gutter swill you accepted from leering somebodies last night, but don't complain about it to me. I'm not the one who'll need a new clone in two hours.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
DammFam
#12687 - 2016-12-07 11:46:24 UTC
I think you should get a new clone now and give me the old one so I can always remember this night.

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

disappears in a cloud of rust

Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12688 - 2016-12-07 11:50:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Neph
**** off, pervert. I... well, I think if that if I stabbed you *taps with knife* here... here... and here... you'll wake up in a soft clone and not remember **** about the past two weeks. If you're lucky.

At least, I'm just saying I don't see a TEBS on you, and I can grease the maintenance staff well enough.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
DammFam
#12689 - 2016-12-07 11:56:39 UTC
Please tell me the clone I am taking with me will stab me too Twisted

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

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Lasisha Mishi
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#12690 - 2016-12-07 18:15:36 UTC
.....i don't have the bondage gear required to meet your fetish.

get out
Kara Hawke
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12691 - 2016-12-07 19:25:19 UTC
Oh my...
Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
DammFam
#12692 - 2016-12-07 20:44:08 UTC
You are pretty, maybe you won't scream and kick me out like everyone else does? X

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

disappears in a cloud of rust

Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#12693 - 2016-12-08 06:33:27 UTC
/ Analysis

/ Client does not appear satisfied. ERROR. ERROR.

'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4

Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12694 - 2016-12-08 07:18:23 UTC
Hey. Are you turned on yet?

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
DammFam
#12695 - 2016-12-08 07:22:49 UTC
It must be true love

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

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Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#12696 - 2016-12-08 08:07:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Nana Skalski
*While Val is still asleep, Nana quietly pushes bed to the room with plate sign "Kinky games parlor" in bold pink font on the wall. Room is full of squeezy-pushy-pumpy-sucky machinery, there are also barrels of lubricant in the corner and ginormous holoreel display able to project life size figures with lot of XXX-rated Holoreels.
Nana leaves and closes door behind with secured keycard. *

Whew, that will solve problem for a few days I think.
Taishoku Mayaki
Feeling Cute Today
#12697 - 2016-12-08 14:48:56 UTC
Well damn, I must of drank a lot to end up in the Nana suite.

"Right-O, lets get undocked and see what falls off the ship"

Lasisha Mishi
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#12698 - 2016-12-08 16:02:33 UTC
....*pulls out the duct tape*
your not leaving
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12699 - 2016-12-08 19:03:16 UTC
Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
DammFam
#12700 - 2016-12-08 21:28:45 UTC
Ohh whips and chains. This could go far if you let me use them on you.

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

disappears in a cloud of rust