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What is the avatar above you thinking?

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Devonex Darkstar
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9461 - 2016-11-22 19:42:50 UTC
This "watching my back" thing is really giving me a crick in my neck!
Lea-Marie 'Teacup' Chancel
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9462 - 2016-11-22 20:48:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Lea-Marie 'Teacup' Chancel
Yes, testing Donald Trump's hair dye didn't had the results I expected. So what?
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#9463 - 2016-11-22 23:36:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
This hair dye is much closer to Trump color. I just need to make the roots more gray and it will be perfect!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#9464 - 2016-11-23 02:09:49 UTC
Is ... she building a ... she is,
shes building a wall!

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Jonas Kanjus
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9465 - 2016-11-23 02:22:05 UTC
*In Golem's voice* "The Precious! Give me the precious!"

My start date to EVE Online: 6/25/2005 8:24:57 AM UTC
Lea-Marie 'Teacup' Chancel
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9466 - 2016-11-23 07:38:03 UTC
No this ain't hair dye, no, no, it's the color of *awesome* oozing from my ears.
Jonas Kanjus
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9467 - 2016-11-23 08:11:02 UTC
Oh I hope he shares some of his "awesome" with me.

My start date to EVE Online: 6/25/2005 8:24:57 AM UTC
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#9468 - 2016-11-23 20:40:59 UTC
Lea-Marie 'Teacup' Chancel
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9469 - 2016-11-23 21:13:00 UTC
I don't jump that high. I just push the ground that much away.
Devonex Darkstar
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9470 - 2016-11-23 22:48:19 UTC
Keep pushing it buddy, I'm one blonde joke away from mass murder.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#9471 - 2016-11-24 01:45:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Go ahead, you do the talking. I'll just hold this scowl face on you til you're finished. Go ahead, let's hear what you have to say about your All Day Breakfast, compared to all day fries. Go ahead, be-itch!
Mrsticks
RNCGM Inc.
#9472 - 2016-11-25 07:29:33 UTC
Where are my Goggles??
Lea-Marie 'Teacup' Chancel
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9473 - 2016-11-25 07:37:44 UTC
Let me get this straight. You're sold out of 'Black Friday Sale' signs for Black Friday but you could have them delivered to me by Christmas? Seriously.
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#9474 - 2016-11-26 00:44:00 UTC
Because I'm blonde I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about getting a man
If I keep this blonde, and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see people working
It just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work
I just have to jiggle

'Cause I'm blonde
B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy
So what

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see girls without dates
And I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around
All the men ignore 'em

'Cause I'm blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition
Um, okay, what was it
Okay, um, don't tell me
Oh yeah, okay
Duck, Magnum, duck

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I took an IQ test
And I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW
But I got a Porsche

'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-I-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me

I just want to say
That being chosen as this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment I'll remember
For as long as I can
Right now I'm a freshman
In my fourth year at UCLA
But my goal is to become a veterinarian
'Cause I love children

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause we're a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Girls think I'm snotty
And maybe it's true
With my hair and body
You would be too

'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L...I don't know
I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes, I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

"CCP is like a ship,with a hole in the bottom,leaking water and my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction." - Hilmar Veigar Pétursson
Lea-Marie 'Teacup' Chancel
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9475 - 2016-11-26 16:15:32 UTC
Ah, if there was a blonde, ANY blonde, who had a military background as Light Infantry and was capable to make me eat my balls with an arm tied to her back... where, oh where could I find her?
Devonex Darkstar
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9476 - 2016-11-26 21:53:19 UTC
That makes 23 guys I've maimed for cracking a bad blonde joke. I wonder what I should do to celebrate? Hmm....maybe buy a taco?
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#9477 - 2016-11-26 22:28:06 UTC
I think I'll dye my hair another color today. Make it a daily tradition for myself. Brilliant idea!

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Lea-Marie 'Teacup' Chancel
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9478 - 2016-11-26 23:08:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Lea-Marie 'Teacup' Chancel
No, I'm not driving on the wrong lane! I'm British, damn you!
Faulker Gath'nor
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#9479 - 2016-11-30 11:26:55 UTC
W
T
F
?

Idiot...
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#9480 - 2016-11-30 22:01:09 UTC
What is best in life you ask? Sure,I'll tell you: Crush your enemies,see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!

"CCP is like a ship,with a hole in the bottom,leaking water and my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction." - Hilmar Veigar Pétursson