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Cyzlaki
BRAWLS DEEP
HYPE-TRAIN
#1 - 2012-01-19 01:41:00 UTC
Wow keep rebooting the server it sure WONT FIX ANYTHING Roll

CCP ARE YOU EVEN TRYING
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-01-19 01:41:49 UTC
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"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#3 - 2012-01-19 01:41:53 UTC
Posting in another useless thread.
supersexysucker
Uber Awesome Fantastico Awesomeness Group
#4 - 2012-01-19 01:42:29 UTC
CCP must be stuck on the first line of tech support.

"Please reboot the XYZ and see if that fixes the problem"

Someone must have lost step two.
Brock Nelson
#5 - 2012-01-19 01:44:01 UTC
CCP has tech support?

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Tiberius Sunstealer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-01-19 01:44:46 UTC
supersexysucker wrote:
CCP must be stuck on the first line of tech support.

"Please reboot the XYZ and see if that fixes the problem"

Someone must have lost step two.

The department that handles the server has been replaced by automated machines and they just keep asking for a name.
GRF Guerilla
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-01-19 01:45:33 UTC
supersexysucker wrote:
CCP must be stuck on the first line of tech support.

"Please reboot the XYZ and see if that fixes the problem"

Someone must have lost step two.


Step two is to pull the plug out of the back of the server and wait ten seconds. Roll
met worst
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-01-19 01:46:05 UTC
Brock Nelson wrote:
CCP has tech support?

Obviously not. All the experts seem to be right here - in the forums. Unemployed or serving burgers.
BLACK-STAR
#9 - 2012-01-19 01:47:34 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
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There's a gif for that. sums up everyone's emotions.
supersexysucker
Uber Awesome Fantastico Awesomeness Group
#10 - 2012-01-19 01:48:07 UTC
GRF Guerilla wrote:
supersexysucker wrote:
CCP must be stuck on the first line of tech support.

"Please reboot the XYZ and see if that fixes the problem"

Someone must have lost step two.


Step two is to pull the plug out of the back of the server and wait ten seconds. Roll


Ah they may have step two but not 3 (plug it back in) as we are (shockingly) 14min past 1:35.

Ninja edit, says 2 now. Step 3 found!
Cyzlaki
BRAWLS DEEP
HYPE-TRAIN
#11 - 2012-01-19 01:51:31 UTC
met worst wrote:
Brock Nelson wrote:
CCP has tech support?

Obviously not. All the experts seem to be right here - in the forums. Unemployed or serving burgers.

What's funny about that is im sitting at in a tech support office as I type this
IGNATIUS HOOD
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-01-19 02:03:06 UTC
I have a sinking suspicion that the ballyhooed Time Dilation is the cause for the server issues. I personally was curious how they would re-align the system clock to the other systems around the dilated one or if that even mattered. I wonder if maybe the answer was no, and then as these things often do, in production the answer became maybe and then turned rather dramatically and emphatically into a yes .

IT is the natural habitat of the never to be sufficiently planned for Demon Murphy. His claw marks are all over this. 
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."   --H.L. Mencken
OldMan Gana
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-01-19 02:05:47 UTC
supersexysucker wrote:
CCP must be stuck on the first line of tech support.

"Please reboot the XYZ and see if that fixes the problem"

Someone must have lost step two.



Just checked the world clock and it's breakfast time in Mumbai India, they're probably waiting for tech support to come back from breakfast.

Love United- Hate Glazer
met worst
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-01-19 02:26:34 UTC  |  Edited by: met worst
Cyzlaki wrote:
met worst wrote:
Brock Nelson wrote:
CCP has tech support?

Obviously not. All the experts seem to be right here - in the forums. Unemployed or serving burgers.

What's funny about that is im sitting at in a tech support office as I type this

Fair enough. Unemployed trying to get a job in the tech department maybe - with your obvious expertise?

For mine, that kind of response is not from someone familiar with tech support.

(I didn't have you as employed by the Diplomatic Relations department regardless.)
Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-01-19 02:32:46 UTC
IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:
I have a sinking suspicion that the ballyhooed Time Dilation is the cause for the server issues. I personally was curious how they would re-align the system clock to the other systems around the dilated one or if that even mattered. I wonder if maybe the answer was no, and then as these things often do, in production the answer became maybe and then turned rather dramatically and emphatically into a yes .

IT is the natural habitat of the never to be sufficiently planned for Demon Murphy. His claw marks are all over this.


Well actually that crap never worked for me already on SISI, now on TQ is even worst, when I'm not laggin on my crappy 30man gang is on hundreds man fleets and once log on the alt acount to do something else this crap manages to lag/crash while I'm killing rats....RATS !! -alone...
Drunken Bum
#16 - 2012-01-19 02:33:45 UTC
CCP are by far one of the worst companies Ive ever seen run a game. Albeit my experience with mmos is limited, but even those free-to-play kiddie mmos seem to be better run that this steaming pile of donkey sperm.

After the patch we're giving the market some gentle supply restriction, like tying one wrist to the bedpost loosely with soft silk rope. Just enough to make things a bit more exciting for the market, not enough to make a safeword necessary.  -Fozzie
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#17 - 2012-01-19 02:39:08 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
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Aksu Dayyanum
Biohazard.
#18 - 2012-01-19 02:45:19 UTC
Cyzlaki wrote:
Wow keep rebooting the server it sure WONT FIX ANYTHING Roll

CCP ARE YOU EVEN TRYING


you obviously arent in IT Support.. turning it off and on works everytime my friend...
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#19 - 2012-01-19 02:50:58 UTC
The wheel is still spinning but the hamster is dead

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Zleon Leigh
#20 - 2012-01-19 04:00:54 UTC
Serge Bastana wrote:
The wheel is still spinning but the hamster is dead


CCP invented perpetual motion?.... hmmm maybe the Jovians are here.

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