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Society of Conscious Thought Purring

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Khaprice
Cretus Incendium
Electus Matari
#1 - 2016-11-23 13:40:19 UTC
Salutations, people of the Intergalactic Summit!

I have a bit of an odd question, regarding the new SoCT hull. I've tested it thoroughly to be sure I wasn't going mad: when warping the Sunesis makes a distinctive purring sound! I have also observed it on the Gnosis, but it's distinctly lacking from the Apotheosis shuttle-class vessel. Have any of you experienced this on any other hulls? And does anyone have any ideas about what it could mean, what could be causing it or why it might be happening? My good comrades in ARC maybe?
Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#2 - 2016-11-23 14:54:39 UTC
Wait. Purring? Like, a cat? Let me go nudge Mr. Anteovnuecci.

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Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#3 - 2016-11-23 16:23:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Makoto Priano
So. Did a little bit of testing for initial verification. I usually filter my pod interface for purely visual and kinesthetic input, not aural; I reactivated aural interfaces for this quick test.

The newly-christened Sunesis-class destroyer ARCUV Kittenship does have a bass rumble while in warp, while the newly-christened Apotheosis-class shuttle ARCUV Not A Kitten does not have a bass rumble so much as a higher register hum. I also verified with one of the old ARC cruisers that a similar sound didn't register with a Caracal.

At the outset, my initial impression is that the spines forming a plane along the leading edge of the ship are some sort of warp modulation system, not unlike how the Sisters ships have a circular or near-circular outboard system for handling warp effects. It may be that this system's operation registers in capsule systems as background noise.

I'd also assume the SoCT system is different in approach; instead of a cylindrical distortion, they might be forming something more disc-shaped, and it may not be forced to stability so much as rippling, hence the vibration.

I'll refer this to the drive yards for review, and again inquire with Mr. Anteovnuecci, given his superior familiarity with Society systems.

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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#4 - 2016-11-23 17:33:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Neph
To confirm: is this pod-generated noise, like most of what we hear while flying, or is it actually coming through the hull itself? Does the crew (if the Sunesis has any) hear it? And if it's coming through the hull and it's loud enough to be heard through all the suspension and goo and other impact dampening stuff, how loud is it?

Otherwise, is it some effect of the Sunesis's warp bubble directly stimulating either our vestibulocochlear nerve or brain directly?

E: alternately, maybe it's messing with the pod in such a way that the pod stimulates our head, which isn't much different from the first suggestion.

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Jjaro Durandal
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2016-11-23 18:13:53 UTC
I can neither confirm nor deny The Society's use of cats to power their starships.
Yarosara Ruil
#6 - 2016-11-23 21:56:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Yarosara Ruil
That sound is probably due to the fact that the Sunesis is actually a really old ship design that's only recently been released to the public and has an old warp core array. I mean, that ship looks like a first generation Condor.

That, or the Society is using that ship to probe our thoughts, and the purring sound is the byproduct of our brains being virtually probed!
Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#7 - 2016-11-23 23:20:29 UTC
My brain purrs when probed, Ruil?

Learn something new every day...

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Ophelia Kiselouvre
Both Hands on the Keyboard at All Times
#8 - 2016-11-24 00:51:57 UTC
The IGS said "No, Makoto. You are the probes."

And then Makoto was a cat.

Hi~~~♥

Yarosara Ruil
#9 - 2016-11-24 11:07:30 UTC
Makoto Priano wrote:
My brain purrs when probed, Ruil?

Learn something new every day...


Auditory hallucinations are not uncommon when the brain is subject to magnetic scanning. Specially when the target is in sensorial deprivation chamber, such as our capsules.

I for one ordered a dozen titanium cranial platings just in case I'm crazy enough to get on the helm of a Sunesis!
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2016-11-24 11:11:40 UTC
TL;DR!

Sunesis-class Destroyer Purrs like a Cat, S(purring) Largest Investigation Into the Nature of Jovian technology to date


We are a silly, silly people.


Also, this ship still sucks.

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At any cost

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#11 - 2016-11-29 16:11:54 UTC
The answer is simple. Instead of being powered by hamsters (like most sensible modern ships), the SoCT decided to take a different approach and power their ships with cats.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#12 - 2016-11-29 17:54:03 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
The answer is simple. Instead of being powered by hamsters (like most sensible modern ships), the SoCT decided to take a different approach and power their ships with cats.

... thus demonstrating their superior insight and technology by actually making the cats do what the SOCT (or anybody other than the cat) wants them to.
Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#13 - 2016-11-29 17:54:43 UTC
The trick is fish juice.

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Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#14 - 2016-11-29 17:56:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Aria Jenneth
Makoto Priano wrote:
The trick is fish juice.

And laser dots. That twitch.

... even that fails to thrill pretty quickly, though.

Maybe they alternate? Fish juice, laser, fish juice, laser, fish juice ... uh, dangly thing with feathers?

[Cat yawns and lies down, becomes dead weight for 10 hours]

... See, this is why the SOCT is a little worrying. If we could figure this out, all our ships would purr.
Jade Blackwind
#15 - 2016-11-29 20:26:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Jade Blackwind
Uuamisa root extract.

That's Caldari for it, we the Minmatar just call it "cat grass".

Lots of small purple flowers, thick stem, fern-like leaves, a cluster-common DNA pattern that people link to our hypothetical common homeworld.

Does wonders to cats.*

___

*Disclaimer: if administered to a properly trained cat as a reward. Otherwise, you'll just have a... drunk cat.
Sinti Vailatti
Angelis Exploration
#16 - 2016-11-30 18:47:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Sinti Vailatti
Just saying, but if your drive is making a noise that it shouldn't, this is generally known as "bad engineering."

But then, KITTEHS!

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Persephone Alleile
Tartarus Covert Operations
#17 - 2016-11-30 19:15:11 UTC
Cat purring is known to have positive effects on health and mood. Maybe the purring is an intended feature meant as a therapeutic treatment for the Jovian disease?
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#18 - 2016-12-02 09:02:45 UTC
I have heard about experiments on using hamsters in Recursive Computing Modules on starships before, but cats? They are too individualistic and selfish.
Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2016-12-02 15:24:11 UTC
Nana Skalski wrote:
I have heard about experiments on using hamsters in Recursive Computing Modules on starships before, but cats? They are too individualistic and selfish.

Most animals I have seen in use on starships were fedos. And I would be so glad if they all could be replaced by either hamsters or cats, or at least pet furriers.

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State Protectorate
Caldari State
#20 - 2016-12-03 11:36:56 UTC
Ophelia Kiselouvre wrote:
The IGS said "No, Makoto. You are the probes."

And then Makoto was a cat.

The IGS said "No, Makoto. You are the liar."

And then Makoto lost her honor.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

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