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[MERC] Complaints Department are Available for Hire
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Luukje
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#161 - 2016-11-11 23:23:38 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
Bump


Retards department have no fear, from within their station walls! Cool

all jokes aside. lets fight bitches. come on now.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#162 - 2016-11-12 00:10:10 UTC
First a weekend of Evesterdam.... Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Isabella Blue
Horsing Around
#163 - 2016-11-20 19:42:31 UTC
You guys still open for business or too busy having your s**t pushed in by VMG and other randoms.

Nice amount of deaths in last 48 hours.
Vadramak Koliath
FED-EX Courier and Trade
#164 - 2016-11-22 19:30:16 UTC
Hello CD, may you be humbled and allow me back into your public complaints channel?

I will promise to be:

a) good

b) share

Kindest Regards
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#165 - 2016-11-22 19:32:08 UTC
Vadramak Koliath wrote:
Hello CD, may you be humbled and allow me back into your public complaints channel?

I will promise to be:

a) good

b) share

Kindest Regards

Why were you banned in the first place?

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Vadramak Koliath
FED-EX Courier and Trade
#166 - 2016-11-22 19:37:39 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Vadramak Koliath wrote:
Hello CD, may you be humbled and allow me back into your public complaints channel?

I will promise to be:

a) good

b) share

Kindest Regards

Why were you banned in the first place?


Posing as CD staff and taking both surrender and war deccing fees
Valkin Mordirc
#167 - 2016-11-22 19:47:15 UTC
Vadramak Koliath wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Vadramak Koliath wrote:
Hello CD, may you be humbled and allow me back into your public complaints channel?

I will promise to be:

a) good

b) share

Kindest Regards

Why were you banned in the first place?


Posing as CD staff and taking both surrender and war deccing fees


That's that ******* top. XD
#DeleteTheWeak
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#168 - 2016-11-22 19:57:46 UTC
Vadramak Koliath wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Vadramak Koliath wrote:
Hello CD, may you be humbled and allow me back into your public complaints channel?

I will promise to be:

a) good

b) share

Kindest Regards

Why were you banned in the first place?


Posing as CD staff and taking both surrender and war deccing fees

bahahaha!

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#169 - 2016-11-22 20:52:13 UTC
Vadramak Koliath wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Vadramak Koliath wrote:
Hello CD, may you be humbled and allow me back into your public complaints channel?

I will promise to be:

a) good

b) share

Kindest Regards

Why were you banned in the first place?


Posing as CD staff and taking both surrender and war deccing fees

LOL. Well I seriously doubt they will ever let you back Lol

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#170 - 2016-11-22 21:18:54 UTC
Vadramak Koliath wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Vadramak Koliath wrote:
Hello CD, may you be humbled and allow me back into your public complaints channel?

I will promise to be:

a) good

b) share

Kindest Regards

Why were you banned in the first place?


Posing as CD staff and taking both surrender and war deccing fees

That may be the finest bit of genuine piracy I've seen in a while. Well done sir.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#171 - 2016-11-22 22:55:11 UTC
Isabella Blue wrote:
You guys still open for business or too busy having your s**t pushed in by VMG and other randoms.

Nice amount of deaths in last 48 hours.



They be still dying to us. And not to mention the npc rats.
Vadramak Koliath
FED-EX Courier and Trade
#172 - 2016-11-23 00:40:04 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Vadramak Koliath wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Vadramak Koliath wrote:
Hello CD, may you be humbled and allow me back into your public complaints channel?

I will promise to be:

a) good

b) share

Kindest Regards

Why were you banned in the first place?


Posing as CD staff and taking both surrender and war deccing fees

That may be the finest bit of genuine piracy I've seen in a while. Well done sir.



T'was very humbling indeed.
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#173 - 2016-12-16 13:42:49 UTC
We're open for contracts - You want targets hunted in Gallente or Minmatar space hire us, if you are looking for Jita campers or Caldari/Amarr space mercs, well, look elsewhere. Cool

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Luukje
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#174 - 2016-12-16 14:04:31 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
We're open for contracts - You want targets hunted in Gallente or Minmatar space hire us, if you are looking for Jita campers or Caldari/Amarr space mercs, well, look elsewhere. Cool


Are you guys going to smacktalk them to death?
Saw 12 of you (outnumbering defenders) FAIL to take a raitaru's shields down against an indy/alpha corp Roll

Hire these guys for contracts, if you want to throw money in a bottomless pit. There is a reason they are evacuating to WH/nullsec in January, they're out of money because they fail all contracts! Shocked

Plenty of groups out there these days that DO get their stuff done. Friendly warning :)
gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#175 - 2016-12-16 17:42:54 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
We're open for contracts - You want targets hunted in Gallente or Minmatar space hire us, if you are looking for Jita campers or Caldari/Amarr space mercs, well, look elsewhere. Cool


I did have a long winded reply but i think 'LOL' is enough.
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#176 - 2016-12-16 21:37:42 UTC
We kill plenty, thank you.

If fact, we kill and hunt much more than VMG do these days.

But you can laugh all you want, thanks for the bumps.

Big smile

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
magic preacher
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#177 - 2016-12-16 22:38:15 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
We're open for contracts - You want targets hunted in Gallente or Minmatar space hire us, cause we are a bit scared to go to caldari or amarr . Cool


FIXED
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#178 - 2016-12-16 23:51:57 UTC
I like how VMG care so much about us they keep spamming our advert.

Show us on the map where you kill so many targets in Gal-Min space, so potential clients will hire you to operate there. Big smile

Thanks for the bumps!

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#179 - 2016-12-17 16:51:14 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
I like how VMG care so much about us they keep spamming our advert.

Show us on the map where you kill so many targets in Gal-Min space, so potential clients will hire you to operate there. Big smile

Thanks for the bumps!


Is this suitable enough? Roll
Luukje
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#180 - 2016-12-17 16:54:41 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
We kill plenty, thank you.

If fact, we kill and hunt much more than VMG do these days.

But you can laugh all you want, thanks for the bumps.

Big smile


kill and hunt more? really? xD

Look at the difference between isk destroyed. Comparing our boards show how laughable p45 is these days, being stuck in ****-space because they didn't want to honour their agreements with VMG. If only Kypp had honoured his (wife's) deal... Roll

This month so far, excluding the 300b keepstar whoring from both parties:
903 kills for 83bil isk (p45)
650 kills for 266 bil isk (VMG)

Nuff said. Frigates department with their bulk frigate kills. I think our clients are happy we hit big targets ;)

About hunting in gal/mil space; does this suffice?
https://zkillboard.com/related/30002681/201611282200/
https://zkillboard.com/related/30002641/201611282200/
https://zkillboard.com/character/692518490/
Destroying archedykes; keeping retards department small.

o/ Stay small