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[WANTED] Suicide Gankers, Young and Old

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Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#1 - 2016-11-18 20:19:49 UTC
Wanted: Suicide Gankers

Knights of The New Order Now Recruiting

Alphas Welcome!



You may have heard of us already, as we've been making waves and sparking controversy all over Highsec, but just in case, here's a quick FAQ:

What is the New Order?

The New Order of Highsec is an emergent (player created and driven) movement, a radically bold collective effort of players from every corner of New Eden, from veteran nullsec players, to life-long Highsec industrialists, from 10 year players to brand new noobs, all fighting for the same cause: The reformation of Highsec, from an AFK/botting money-machine into something better, something more in line with the spirit of EVE.

What do you do?

Most of all we have fun, being fun and engaging is top priority. We address the Risk/Reward imbalance in Highsec. We do this by claiming sovereignty over High Security Space and enforcing the player-created Law of Highsec known as the Code. The Code was set forth by our leader, James 315 (commonly referred to as the Savior of Highsec) who keeps a hilarious and hard-hitting blog chronicling our adventures at www.minerbumping.com

The Code requires miners to purchase a 10 million ISK mining permit for the privilege of mining in our space (Highsec) for one year.

If a miner is found to be illegally mining without a permit, mining while AFK, or running a bot, we suicide-gank them (kill them before the space-police arrive to kill us back) with cheap T1 destroyers that our shareholders pay for. Or we bump them out of the belts with fast cruisers. Or we infiltrate their Corp and wreck their mining ops since attacking corp-mates is often legal. Or anything else you can think of to punish the residents of Highsec who don't follow the Code.

Are you just a bunch of griefers?

No, believe it or not, we're the good guys. We fight bots and bot-aspirants who bottom out mineral prices, making the profession of mining less lucrative and harming the game.

True, we've made a lot of enemies on our journey, mostly people who think that they have the right to go AFK with their exhumer out in the open and have nothing bad happen to them, but every day our organization grows and people donate more money to keep our gank ships in good supply.

We're reforming the sick carebear culture of Highsec.



What do you offer new players?

We offer a unique, cheap, and fast way for new players to get experience in the emergent, non-consensual PVP that you can only get in EVE.

With only a few days training time and a character you don't mind dedicating to ganking, you can be flying with the Knights of the New Order, the most entertaining bunch of suicide-gankers in the Galaxy, getting fleet experience, learning the ropes, all the while tasting that heart-pounding rush that only comes from player verses player combat.

Also, in case you didn't hear, WE GANK FOR FREE! Since we're sponsored by the EVE community itself, all catalyst destroyers lost in service of the Code are reimbursed, allowing us to gank at zero personal net loss.

Any money to be made?
Sure, our scouts are free to keep the loot that drops in each gank (which is substantial) and when we come across expensive shiney modules, they are sold and the proceeds split between the fleet members. Also, our catalysts are reimbursed at just above Jita prices, if you can get them cheaper, or make them yourself, then the difference is all profit.

If socially engineering Highsec while having a blast shooting miners interests you, visit www.minerbumping.com and click the 'Become an Agent' or 'Gank' tabs at the top of the page.

Any questions? Feel free to contact me anytime, even if I'm offline, I often check my EVEmail with my phone. :)
Galaxy Duck
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#2 - 2016-11-19 15:57:19 UTC
Bump!
Galaxy Duck
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#3 - 2016-11-20 15:42:51 UTC
Quack!
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#4 - 2016-11-21 13:20:51 UTC
Bump
Galaxy Duck
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#5 - 2016-11-22 13:58:33 UTC
Bump
Galaxy Duck
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#6 - 2016-11-23 21:45:49 UTC
Quack.
Galaxy Duck
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#7 - 2016-11-26 23:20:59 UTC
Eradication of the weak by the strong.

Welcome to EVE Online.
Galaxy Duck
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#8 - 2016-11-28 14:36:03 UTC
Quack.
Galaxy Mule
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#9 - 2016-11-30 14:35:11 UTC
The will of 315 is a purifying fire that will wash over all Highsec.
Galaxy Mule
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#10 - 2016-12-01 14:15:39 UTC
Quack.
Galaxy Duck
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#11 - 2016-12-02 17:25:05 UTC
Hee Haw.
Galaxy Duck
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#12 - 2016-12-07 16:11:23 UTC
Oink?
Galaxy Duck
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#13 - 2016-12-08 17:52:43 UTC
The complete eradication of the sick carebear culture of Old Highsec is at hand. Cultural victory is on the horizon.
Galaxy Duck
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#14 - 2016-12-09 17:51:33 UTC
The weak are meat, the strong do eat!
Galaxy Duck
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#15 - 2016-12-14 18:19:10 UTC
Come on down to Arnon, where the retrievers are plentful and ripe!
Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#16 - 2017-01-31 15:43:10 UTC
Oink.

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com