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Hi everybody! I'm your new evil overlord! Mwah-ha ha ha ha!

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Lasisha Mishi
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2016-11-16 14:08:55 UTC
Severous Epruon wrote:
Not much else to say, really. How are you guys today? What do you do in Eve Online?

*hits you on the head*

i told you amarr to STOP FOLLOWING ME. i'm NOT putting on a bigger shirt!

.....
*hits your head again*
Severous Epruon
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2016-11-16 14:22:20 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Plucky little fellow isn't he.

What there is "To do" depends largely on what you want.
If you actually want to become an overlord of some sort that's actually pretty doable here, particularly of you like conflict.

Welcome aboard, hopefully we can get you murdering your fellow man in short order.


I Love murdering salty carebears - ahem, I mean, fellow man, yes! Fellow man!

Bjorn Tyrson wrote:
I appreciate your confidence. its legitimately refreshing amidst the sea of salty and jaded as hell vets you normally see.
good luck in finding someone to be overlord for, seems you have at least one minion already, thats a good start.


They say that if you lack confidence, the best way to gain confidence is to fake it 'til you make it!

Good Luck to you too my Good Sir! Fly Safe and may we meet on the field of battle!

Ima Wreckyou wrote:
I for one welcome our new Overlord. o/


I for one welcome my new minions!

renwahh wrote:
Hi and welcome.

Ive booked mark this page as I give new bros a week before i start flaming them. Blink


I shall extend the same courtesy to you, my good sir!

Elenahina wrote:


It's easier if you start referring to them as targets as soon as possible.


Excellent advice! Thank you, my target- *cough cough* I mean Minion!

Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#23 - 2016-11-16 14:48:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Nana Skalski
You are evil? Or just bad?

Do you like cats? Do you have artificial right hand? A strange accent? Do you have a personal shark with laser weapons attached to head?

Finally, are you a Dr.?
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#24 - 2016-11-16 15:03:05 UTC
I like evil overlords.
But you can't just do this on your own.
Every Burns needs his Smithers.
So if you are looking for a professional yes-man and experienced bootlicker, a person to worship the ground beneath your feet, who will follow even the most degrading and absurd of your orders and doesn't even know how to spell "diginity", please consider me.
thank you!

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Keno Skir
#25 - 2016-11-16 15:42:39 UTC
If you want to be an overlord you're going to need an Overlord Permit of course.

Transfer 50 Million ISK to my personal account, i'll iron out the fine details and get your permit in the mail.

Welcome to EvE...
ZZHAV
#26 - 2016-11-16 19:26:19 UTC
Blaze, needs to be more cringe. Channel your inner vahzz.

I survived DUST 514.

I also killed its forum.

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#27 - 2016-11-16 19:29:44 UTC
These alpha folks are going to get really tiresome, really quickly.
sero Hita
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#28 - 2016-11-16 19:44:28 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
These alpha folks are going to get really tiresome, really quickly.

So what you are saying is that they will fit perfectly here in GD?

"I'm all for pvp, don't get me wrong. I've ganked in Empire, blobed in low sec. Got T-shirts from every which-where.. But to be forced into a pvp confrontation that I didn't want is wrong ccp." RealFlisker

Ravael
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2016-11-16 22:57:41 UTC
Severous Epruon wrote:
Not much else to say, really. How are you guys today? What do you do in Eve Online?


My dear overlord, I ****.. eh drill holes in planets and cause climate change with my planetary factories.
PopeUrban
El Expedicion
Flames of Exile
#30 - 2016-11-16 23:01:56 UTC
Is it a game of chance to start a pool for this guy's first ragequit/unfair/paywall post?
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#31 - 2016-11-16 23:39:11 UTC
Keno Skir wrote:
If you want to be an overlord you're going to need an Overlord Permit of course.

Transfer 50 Million ISK to my personal account, i'll iron out the fine details and get your permit in the mail.

Welcome to EvE...

It's 500 million. Overlords require an imperial charter, not a measly permit.

Remove standings and insurance.

ZZHAV
#32 - 2016-11-17 00:08:26 UTC
PopeUrban wrote:
Is it a game of chance to start a pool for this guy's first ragequit/unfair/paywall post?


Oh, i wonder how salty y'alls players get. Dust bunnies get really salty, a lot of circle jerking too...

Hm...I wonder...

I survived DUST 514.

I also killed its forum.

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#33 - 2016-11-17 08:43:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
ZZHAV wrote:
PopeUrban wrote:
Is it a game of chance to start a pool for this guy's first ragequit/unfair/paywall post?


Oh, i wonder how salty y'alls players get. Dust bunnies get really salty, a lot of circle jerking too...

Hm...I wonder...

*Got
Dust bunnies Got really salty,
Always the past tense there sparkie.

You're going to have to do better than your current offerings to troll here mate.
renwahh
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2016-11-17 08:47:12 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
These alpha folks are going to get really tiresome, really quickly.


Oh Great now Vimsy is aware. Ya'll screwed now. Stupid Alpha's don't know when to quit and stfu
Mark Marconi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2016-11-17 08:57:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Mark Marconi
renwahh wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
These alpha folks are going to get really tiresome, really quickly.


Oh Great now Vimsy is aware. Ya'll screwed now. Stupid Alpha's don't know when to quit and stfu

But how do we know he is an alpha? How do we know your not an alpha?

The alphas first started arriving in Eve yesterday. At first there were only a few of them, askin' for change, sleeping in the parks. But then more showed up, and we realized there was somethin' different about them. They fed off of our change to the point that they could actually start getting AUR. We knew it wouldn't be long before the alphas actually started paying for accounts. And then we'd have no idea who was an alpha and who wasn't! The people playing in the house right next door to you could be an alpha and you wouldn't even know! Nobody could trust anybody! Fights broke out. War! That's when I started suspecting that my own wife, who I'd been living with for twenty years, was actually an alpha.

The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game.

After all we are not just players, we are customers.

Time for the CSM to be disbanded.

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#36 - 2016-11-17 09:46:29 UTC
WE DIDN'T LISTEN!
Asharin Anderan
Doomheim
#37 - 2016-11-17 11:00:21 UTC
So what's new there? No one EVER listens.
Asharin Anderan
Doomheim
#38 - 2016-11-17 11:07:34 UTC
Mark Marconi wrote:
renwahh wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
These alpha folks are going to get really tiresome, really quickly.


Oh Great now Vimsy is aware. Ya'll screwed now. Stupid Alpha's don't know when to quit and stfu

But how do we know he is an alpha? How do we know your not an alpha?

The alphas first started arriving in Eve yesterday. At first there were only a few of them, askin' for change, sleeping in the parks. But then more showed up, and we realized there was somethin' different about them. They fed off of our change to the point that they could actually start getting AUR. We knew it wouldn't be long before the alphas actually started paying for accounts. And then we'd have no idea who was an alpha and who wasn't! The people playing in the house right next door to you could be an alpha and you wouldn't even know! Nobody could trust anybody! Fights broke out. War! That's when I started suspecting that my own wife, who I'd been living with for twenty years, was actually an alpha.

I'm an Alpha :P Been away from the game for so long (well since 2010) that I couldn't remember how to play so started a new Alpha account, if I find I continue to enjoy myself I might reactivate my original account..not that it was that good, only had 3 million skillpoints anyway! Maybe I'll just keep using this one...
Mark Marconi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2016-11-17 20:55:27 UTC
Asharin Anderan wrote:

I'm an Alpha :P Been away from the game for so long (well since 2010) that I couldn't remember how to play so started a new Alpha account, if I find I continue to enjoy myself I might reactivate my original account..not that it was that good, only had 3 million skillpoints anyway! Maybe I'll just keep using this one...

You just can't trust anyone now.

Alphas every where.

We need Alpha and Omega symbols in the game. Then we can have an Alpha vs Omega war. With the usual backstabbing treasonous behavior from some Omegas of course. Big smile

The CSM gets in the way of CCP communicating properly with the players of this game.

After all we are not just players, we are customers.

Time for the CSM to be disbanded.

Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#40 - 2016-11-17 21:08:15 UTC
Picks up random object from the ground, raises above head, and jumps up and down in a fit of glee while shouting...

"For da MASTA!"

Then proceeds to pee all over the place without so much as a care in the world.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."

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