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[News] CALDARI MEGACORPS LEAD MILITARY CLONING EFFORTS ...

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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#1 - 2016-10-25 17:50:06 UTC
https://community.eveonline.com/news/news-channels/world-news/caldari-megacorps-lead-military-cloning-efforts-as-kaalakiota-and-sukuuvestaa-provide-support-to-caldari-navy/

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New Caldari – Leading megacorporations Kaalakiota and Sukuuvestaa have announced they are providing technical, logistical and material support to the Caldari Navy, "in order to facilitate the most rapid uptake of advances in cloning technology for the security of the Caldari people and the preservation of our way of life".

Usually positioned as great rivals in the complex corporate politics of the Caldari State, the Kaalakiota and Sukuuvestaa megacorps are generally considered to be the most powerful players in their respective corporate factions: the Patriots and the Practicals. While the attention of the so-called Liberals bloc, led by the Ishukone megacorp, has been focused on the redevelopment of Caldari Prime and expanding interstellar trade, the megacorps of the Patriots and Practicals have been engaged in considerable efforts to diversify and develop their interests within the Caldari State.

Some observers of Caldari State politics believe that a nascent corporate war is "bubbling under the surface", as Iesa Murikomo, host of popular Caldari news show This Is The State, puts it. The last 12 months have seen a noticeable increase in acts of sabotage, piracy and sanctioned, while limited, corporate warfare within the State's borders and involving its extraterritorial interests.

For their part, the Kaalakiota and Sukuuvestaa megacorps have stated their "total commitment to supporting the institutions of the State and the vibrant competitiveness of corporate life, the very foundation of our people's prosperity". The Caldari Navy has confirmed its "close co-operation with the respected and vital Kaalakiota and Sukuuvestaa Corporations" and expressed "deep support" for the leading role all Caldari megacorps are taking in "enhancing the security of the State through their corporate security forces' cloning programs".

Tibus Heth might be dead, but his deeds and ideas are alive, even rival Corporations are working together to protect the State.

Glory to the State!

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#2 - 2016-10-25 17:58:28 UTC
Hm! I'm surprised Zainou wasn't able to secure some stake in this venture, given their significant share of the existing cloning market! Perhaps there is some licencing going on in the background.

Either way, an interesting development. I remain wary of a probably Sanctuary-developed technology, but that it was devolved to corporate oversight does at least a bit to assuage my concerns.

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Merchant Rova
Tidal Lock
Vapor-Lock
#3 - 2016-10-25 18:52:12 UTC
YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL KIM I THINK WE ALL CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE
Jaret Victorian
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#4 - 2016-10-25 22:41:54 UTC
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Some observers of Caldari State politics believe that a nascent corporate war is "bubbling under the surface", as Iesa Murikomo, host of popular Caldari news show This Is The State, puts it. The last 12 months have seen a noticeable increase in acts of sabotage, piracy and sanctioned, while limited, corporate warfare within the State's borders and involving its extraterritorial interests.


Tasty! One would assume details wouldn't reach the major news outlets and half of them would be false or a spin anyway...

Let's try Scope for anything remotely relevant and solid for the last year or so, shall we?

That one's out of the time frame, probably something else, but still a bold thing.

Caldari Prime developments.

This one odd thing.

Which took them around a month to solve.

A lot of attention was devoted to the influx of refugees from Northern regions after these armed conflicts in null.
xXuber-NitsheXx
#5 - 2016-10-25 23:40:27 UTC
What Diana Kim did not mention due her modesty is the REAL news story. Due to my complimenting lack of modesty I will give full disclosure:

When the peak Caldari corporations cast around for the most super DNA, to represent the most super male and female in their cloning programme. They chose none other than our beloved Diana and myself.

Yes the next generation of Caldari will look and act like us. More of the same through-out Empire but over 1000 K fold. You will not escape our mannerisms, faces nor communications. Like one big Diana/Nitshe collective mind. How great is that! Big smile




Now I know Diana will deny this fantastic news due her built in humility, but when the first batch of clones arrive - you will know...

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Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2016-10-26 01:14:07 UTC
xXuber-NitsheXx wrote:
What Diana Kim did not mention due her modesty is the REAL news story. Due to my complimenting lack of modesty I will give full disclosure:

When the peak Caldari corporations cast around for the most super DNA, to represent the most super male and female in their cloning programme. They chose none other than our beloved Diana and myself.

Yes the next generation of Caldari will look and act like us. More of the same through-out Empire but over 1000 K fold. You will not escape our mannerisms, faces nor communications. Like one big Diana/Nitshe collective mind. How great is that! Big smile




Now I know Diana will deny this fantastic news due her built in humility, but when the first batch of clones arrive - you will know...



Quote sources or go eat a pile of dung.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

xXuber-NitsheXx
#7 - 2016-10-26 02:02:16 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
xXuber-NitsheXx wrote:
What Diana Kim did not mention due her modesty is the REAL news story. Due to my complimenting lack of modesty I will give full disclosure:

When the peak Caldari corporations cast around for the most super DNA, to represent the most super male and female in their cloning programme. They chose none other than our beloved Diana and myself.

Yes the next generation of Caldari will look and act like us. More of the same through-out Empire but over 1000 K fold. You will not escape our mannerisms, faces nor communications. Like one big Diana/Nitshe collective mind. How great is that! Big smile




Now I know Diana will deny this fantastic news due her built in humility, but when the first batch of clones arrive - you will know...



Quote sources or go eat a pile of dung.




KK, was sitting at a board meeting with my family. Insider info and primary source.

Yes my family is rich n powerful, Way of the universe. Enjoy your 'dung' primitive peon.

( how does it taste, do tell, never tried?)

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS. Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2016-10-26 02:34:43 UTC
It tastes exactly like the drivel you have spouted. I am very sure you made your white-collar highly-ranked KK employee family very proud, acting like a Gallente slanderous hedonist rather than a true and proper Patriot as you did.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

xXuber-NitsheXx
#9 - 2016-10-26 02:59:39 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
It tastes exactly like the drivel you have spouted. I am very sure you made your white-collar highly-ranked KK employee family very proud, acting like a Gallente slanderous hedonist rather than a true and proper Patriot as you did.


Say what you really mean. By the by something in your teeth, noooooooooo. Tell me dung is not your staple.

Here, have some rich moist chocolate cake dear.


You poor, poor, thing. How do you concentrate to fly on so few calories.


Have another slice of my friend the chocolate cake petal. Smile

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS. Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2016-10-26 03:07:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
xXuber-NitsheXx wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
It tastes exactly like the drivel you have spouted. I am very sure you made your white-collar highly-ranked KK employee family very proud, acting like a Gallente slanderous hedonist rather than a true and proper Patriot as you did.


Say what you really mean. By the by something in your teeth, noooooooooo. Tell me dung is not your staple.

Here, have some rich moist chocolate cake dear.


You poor, poor, thing. How do you concentrate to fly on so few calories.


Have another slice of my friend the chocolate cake petal. Smile


I will say what I really mean then.

Your saliva is vomit, your words are dung and your tastes in things make harlots puke and eat a plasma shotgun.

And your father is a Gallente, your mother is also Gallente and your white-collar highly ranked KK-employee family adopted you to be their whipping post.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

xXuber-NitsheXx
#11 - 2016-10-26 03:09:31 UTC
Don't mince your words Elmund, express what you really feel. Go on let it all out. Smile

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS. Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2016-10-26 03:10:32 UTC
xXuber-NitsheXx wrote:
Don't mince your words Elmund, express what you really feel. Go on let it all out. Smile


Not mincing. Maybe look into the mirror and realise that nobody loves you. Or perhaps don't, because the truth hurts so much you will run back to your adopted KK family begging them to abuse you some more.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

xXuber-NitsheXx
#13 - 2016-10-26 03:23:58 UTC
That diet has you all blocked up. You are now just projecting your inner pain. (Side note kk is just my short hand for ok.)

You are killing me softly with your tears.

Hey I care, go on........

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS. Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.

Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2016-10-26 03:50:58 UTC
All this bromance, it's just like lowsec local.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2016-10-26 04:00:15 UTC
Makoto Priano wrote:
Hm! I'm surprised Zainou wasn't able to secure some stake in this venture, given their significant share of the existing cloning market! Perhaps there is some licencing going on in the background.


Possibly a case of the existing big player being so focused on their established product lines that they fail to be alert for new opportunities to diversify.

Still, that's not necessarily a mistake: The emergent intel concerning these new clone developments doesn't give me any reason to believe that the new tech is going to render Zainou's lines obsolete, so much as offer an alternative.

I daresay the incentive provided by a little healthy competition will be a good thing.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#16 - 2016-10-26 05:19:53 UTC
Cloned Caldari, eh ? Well, I suppose that's not that much of a step from the Tube Child program.

Now then, Civire are already difficult enough to distinguish from each other, how similar are these people going to look ?

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#17 - 2016-10-26 05:55:42 UTC
Iesa Morikomo seems to forget that there's always a corporate war brewing in the State, and alluding to one between KK and SuVee as the major players in the new military clone program is like saying snow is cold.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#18 - 2016-10-26 12:00:49 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Iesa Morikomo seems to forget that there's always a corporate war brewing in the State, and alluding to one between KK and SuVee as the major players in the new military clone program is like saying snow is cold.


Aren't there at least twenty ways to say that snow is cold in some old homeworld dialects?

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Yarosara Ruil
#19 - 2016-10-26 12:46:02 UTC
Stitcher wrote:

Aren't there at least twenty ways to say that snow is cold in some old homeworld dialects?


Next you will say that snow has at least fifty shades of white.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#20 - 2016-10-26 12:57:15 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Iesa Morikomo seems to forget that there's always a corporate war brewing in the State, and alluding to one between KK and SuVee as the major players in the new military clone program is like saying snow is cold.


Aren't there at least twenty ways to say that snow is cold in some old homeworld dialects?


More in the Eastern Oriyoni De'teeas I spoke before I learned standard Napanii since adjective and noun can combine into one word and context can vary on the tonal scale and inflection used in delivery to achieve desired connotation whether specific or obfuscating.

However, there's just as many words for vendetta and revenge, and no amount of media saccharine has ever hidden the little love lost between Kaalakiota and Sukuuvestaa ever since they tried to usurp Matias Sobaseki's vision.

I still can't decide whether SuVee's allowance of Achuran appropriation of Caldari cultural values is more or less worse than Ishukone's allowance of Minmatar appropriation of Caldari cultural values. I suppose in that, they're both equally terrible in promoting and enabling the dilution of culture, tradition, and history.

At least I can take solace, in exile as I am, that Kaalakiota will remain the steadfast bastion of the True Path even if the rest of the State seems to desire cultural denigration at the hands of foreigners and racial fifth columns.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

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