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Contract: Citadel Kill Highsec Amarr
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The Golden Serpent
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#1 - 2016-10-20 12:44:55 UTC
I need a citadel taken down vuln window is weekday morn PST. I've contacted one other merc group who gave me a bid, but then when I asked how to pay they said "Just give us the system name" I told them the system it was in and then waited a month and a half for a reply, obviously I take it they are not interested. I am not in a hurry but I would like it done eventually! I have plenty of cash to pay in PLEX or in ISK. This system is important to me so if you successfully take it out there will be repeat business whenever someone erects an undockable citadel in the system without the permission of my family.

One last thing is I'd like a screenshot of the explosion. Place bids in this thread if you like or evemail to me. :)

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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#2 - 2016-10-20 14:12:54 UTC
3000 quatloos for the citadel
Griever Takkow
We Are So Troubled Everyone Runs Screaming
BLACKFLAG.
#3 - 2016-10-20 16:07:01 UTC
I would suggest if you are serious about wanting to take this structure down you ask via the in-game merc channel.

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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#4 - 2016-10-20 18:20:11 UTC
Don't listen to him, this is fine. The mercs try to steer everything to their private channels so they can keep their price fixing intact.


The key to success on this forum is to provide a good backstory (doesn't have to be true, just has to be good). If your cause is deemed just - sometimes you can get your job done for free. keep in mind that the morality of this forum is akin to a leaf on the wind, so guiding the folks that frequent this forum to your purpose is just slightly more easy than herding cats through a bunny farm.
Valkin Mordirc
#5 - 2016-10-20 18:40:36 UTC
Who uh, does this Amarr based Citadel belong to?
#DeleteTheWeak
Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#6 - 2016-10-21 13:22:38 UTC
The Golden Serpent wrote:
I need a citadel taken down vuln window is weekday morn PST. I've contacted one other merc group who gave me a bid, but then when I asked how to pay they said "Just give us the system name" I told them the system it was in and then waited a month and a half for a reply, obviously I take it they are not interested. I am not in a hurry but I would like it done eventually! I have plenty of cash to pay in PLEX or in ISK. This system is important to me so if you successfully take it out there will be repeat business whenever someone erects an undockable citadel in the system without the permission of my family.

One last thing is I'd like a screenshot of the explosion. Place bids in this thread if you like or evemail to me. :)

Contact me in game for a price.

N
Michael Pergkk
M Y S T
#7 - 2016-10-21 13:23:35 UTC
Will gladly do this in under a week.

BS & Logistics alongside a lot of experienced players.

Payment up first however.
Solonius Rex
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2016-10-21 17:17:06 UTC
The Golden Serpent wrote:
I need a citadel taken down vuln window is weekday morn PST. I've contacted one other merc group who gave me a bid, but then when I asked how to pay they said "Just give us the system name" I told them the system it was in and then waited a month and a half for a reply, obviously I take it they are not interested. I am not in a hurry but I would like it done eventually! I have plenty of cash to pay in PLEX or in ISK. This system is important to me so if you successfully take it out there will be repeat business whenever someone erects an undockable citadel in the system without the permission of my family.

One last thing is I'd like a screenshot of the explosion. Place bids in this thread if you like or evemail to me. :)

Ill take this contract. Is it an astrahaus or fortizar? Mail me in game, ill make it cheap too.
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#9 - 2016-10-21 21:14:24 UTC
Either use established and known mercs, or use a trustfull third party to hold the ISK until job is done.

I can feel the smell of scamming from hard vaccum through here sitting at my desk.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
The Golden Serpent
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#10 - 2016-10-23 12:00:39 UTC  |  Edited by: The Golden Serpent
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Don't listen to him, this is fine. The mercs try to steer everything to their private channels so they can keep their price fixing intact.


The key to success on this forum is to provide a good backstory (doesn't have to be true, just has to be good). If your cause is deemed just - sometimes you can get your job done for free. keep in mind that the morality of this forum is akin to a leaf on the wind, so guiding the folks that frequent this forum to your purpose is just slightly more easy than herding cats through a bunny farm.



I just think it would be funny to blow it up, also I probably have too much money to spend on drugs, alcohol and video games.

I don't think it's a very good story at all which is why I am offering to pay a fair price.

Specifically why i was lead down the path to thinking that *I want to blow it up* is that the people don't have any roots in the area, and they didn't ask for permission from my character's father who is the system holder. It is my character's family home system so I spend a lot of time there roleplaying with locals. Also they built it right on the star ruining the view. There are a lot of people in the Khanid region and these people just show up with a citadel that they never even use. I have been outside of it for hours and hours off and on for the past few weeks since its erection and I have to say no one ever visits it. It doesn't even have open docking rights which is really rude unless they have old ties to the system and it has the name of a terrible metal band "amon amarth"

THEY'RE ******* SWEDISH.

even Dimmu Borgir would be better for fucks sakes

tldr: no docking rights and showed up out of nowhere, annoying the locals who have been here for years, never home, they're trying to gentrify the neighborhood with swedish metal

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The Golden Serpent
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#11 - 2016-10-23 12:25:19 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
Either use established and known mercs, or use a trustfull third party to hold the ISK until job is done.

I can feel the smell of scamming from hard vaccum through here sitting at my desk.



Thanks I will check the reputations of the people who make offers . That is very kind of you to warn me about such things.

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Mortlake
Republic Military School
#12 - 2016-10-23 13:55:17 UTC
The Golden Serpent wrote:
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Don't listen to him, this is fine. The mercs try to steer everything to their private channels so they can keep their price fixing intact.


The key to success on this forum is to provide a good backstory (doesn't have to be true, just has to be good). If your cause is deemed just - sometimes you can get your job done for free. keep in mind that the morality of this forum is akin to a leaf on the wind, so guiding the folks that frequent this forum to your purpose is just slightly more easy than herding cats through a bunny farm.



I just think it would be funny to blow it up, also I probably have too much money to spend on drugs, alcohol and video games.

I don't think it's a very good story at all which is why I am offering to pay a fair price.

Specifically why i was lead down the path to thinking that *I want to blow it up* is that the people don't have any roots in the area, and they didn't ask for permission from my character's father who is the system holder. It is my character's family home system so I spend a lot of time there roleplaying with locals. Also they built it right on the star ruining the view. There are a lot of people in the Khanid region and these people just show up with a citadel that they never even use. I have been outside of it for hours and hours off and on for the past few weeks since its erection and I have to say no one ever visits it. It doesn't even have open docking rights which is really rude unless they have old ties to the system and it has the name of a terrible metal band "amon amarth"

THEY'RE ******* SWEDISH.

even Dimmu Borgir would be better for fucks sakes

tldr: no docking rights and showed up out of nowhere, annoying the locals who have been here for years, never home, they're trying to gentrify the neighborhood with swedish metal


AND THEY PLAY DOLLY PARTON REALLY LOUDLY AT 6AM. AND SHE SOUNDS LIKE LASSIE WITH ITS FOOT IN A GIN TRAP WHEN SHE SCREWS. AND THEY HAVE A NOISY DUCK.

#badneighborbastards

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#13 - 2016-10-25 08:38:11 UTC
Who won this business?
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#14 - 2016-10-25 17:29:39 UTC
"I'm completely insane get these swedes off my lawn!" is a pretty good premise for a contract.
The Golden Serpent
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#15 - 2016-10-26 12:50:57 UTC



No one has made an offer believe it or not. :P

It belongs to WESAYSO industries although you wouldn't know it because I don't think I have ever seen a single of their corp members in the system.

Also they appear to be some sort of weird communist miner bots take a look at the corp ad:

We make great products because We Say So.

"WESAYSO: We know where you live."

With Caldari Roots the WeSaySo company has proven time and time again to provide what people need and do this efficiently. Due to great succes were expanding our activities all the way to the outskirts of the Amarr empire


"WESAYSO: Because nuclear destruction sells more heaters"

We produce eveyrthing from T2 modules to Capital ships and Citadel components.

"WESAYSO: If it breaks down you still paid for it"


Main diplomatic contact: ColnelPanic
Main Industry, Amarr Operations and Trade Contact: Colnelpanic


WeSaySo is looking for new factory drones to further the cause of increasing stockholder value all the time. Do not ask what WeSaySo can do for you but ask what you can do for the company. Due to pesky labour laws we are abliged to say the following:

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