Intergalactic Summit

Frankly, I'm not responsible for your inability to use galnets. Next thing you'll tell me is that you don't know how many days a year on Athra is or that Scope News come out once a couple of weeks instead of each hour.

You are doing something wrong then, Elmund. Do you really expect an interstellar law our society relies on to be kept private from everyone?

Yes, I do. Now shut up, run a search yourself and come back and tell us what you find instead of procrastinating over it so that you will never have to feel the cognitive dissonance of being *wrong*.

Yes, I consider you foolish for not making an easy billion just by going to whatever secret room you have with the documents and producing them. Shocking, I know.

Also, I think that my reputation as a brash, bold, and decisive battlefield commander is not in any danger.

Oi! No deflection! Prove that you can actually find CONCORD rulings on the Galnet, why don't you?

I am not saying it doesn't exist, I am saying it is not publicly viewable! You can't tell people to read what isn't available anywhere public to be read!

And considering CONCORD's penchant for keeping things from the general capsuleer public, I wouldn't be surprised if they kept all their laws tucked away somewhere only accessible by interstellar lawyers and lawmakers.

But you don't have to forge anything? You said you had the text.

And Priano-haani, I agree. However, no one else claimed to have the text other than your pilot. Who then insinuated everyone else was deaf, dumb, and blind for not being able to get to it.

Humility is an Amarrian virtue, not really a Sebiestor one. Despite the Empire's best attempts, I am sure.

I'm not a saint, either.

As far as leaving the dullness to lawyers, hear, hear. Every second I would be pouring over some dry, dull legalese is a second I could be killing Drifters. They're not going to genocide themselves, you know.

If it's publicly available, why would you need to forge it?

Yes, I responded to insults with insults. Amazing, isn't it? And here you are, offering your own moral superiority to cover for your pilot's snide and insulting manner before any insults were offered to him.

So you're right, and I apologize most profusely for reacting.

As for who reads the damned thing? None of us, because we can't. If we could? I would. I know a lot of other people who would, too. Some of them are lawyers. Others are just people who like to know what things to avoid doing so they don't get their crews blown up over a technicality.

So let's recap:

1. I make a statement that's true. My statement included no insults, did not mention Jaret in any way.
2. Jaret chimes in with unprovoked insults and makes a claim he can't back up.
3. I call him out on it, matching his snide tone.
4. You decide I'm the one being 'profilgate with insults' when the only thing insulting I've said was 'so amazingly superior', as opposed to calling him 'lazy' and being derisive about his intelligence.

Do you see how this fits the pattern of you deciding me asking you for help was an opportunity to twist literally everything I said around so you could be aggrieved and play the victim? Do you see how this sort of behavior only serves to call into question your trustworthiness, and suggest that Diana might actually be right about you?

Tell you what: you're back to caracals and scythes, by your own decision. You have no plans to use my basilisks. How about you give them back to Alizabeth, who will, as a demonstration that you're not what Kim paints you as? After all, honor's a Caldari virtue, right? I bought and fitted those ships to be used against Drifters, and they went to you with that intent. You've decided not to use them. So honor the intent, and give them back to someone who will. I'll even send you the isk to SRP 3 logi, once you do.