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How to earn 2 billion isk per hour In 4 easy steps! (newbro friendly)

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Jimes Chadwick
Doomheim
#1 - 2016-10-13 14:51:06 UTC
Bonjour capsuleers!

Who loves isk? EVERYONE does!! But how to make isk the easy way?
Making isk can be grindy and tiring. Mining is tedious and boring.
Freighters earn meagre amounts even though big risk is undertaken.
Mission runners go insane after the 5th run..


So.. what are the better options to make dank isk?

Easy peasy!


Simply pray to Harambe and wish yourself to have another pleasant day. After all.. life isnt about isk. Its about working for the cotton farmer and living in the cold mountains butt naked for 2 years. Then you will realise what life is worth living for. Im a vegetarian and i still think eating fungi products is murder.
Dark Lord Trump
Infinite Point
Pandemic Horde
#2 - 2016-10-13 14:53:10 UTC
Whatever drugs you're one, can I have some?

I'm going to build a big wall that will keep the Gallente out, and they're going to pay for it!
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#3 - 2016-10-13 14:54:53 UTC
Dark Lord Trump wrote:
Whatever drugs you're one, can I have some?


I think you are out of luck, because it looks like he used them all...
Chan'aar
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2016-10-13 14:59:43 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Dark Lord Trump wrote:
Whatever drugs you're one, can I have some?


I think you are out of luck, because it looks like he used them all...


Now the rest of us will have to wait until he dies then we can smoke his ashes.
Ion Kirst
KIRSTONE ALLIANCE
#5 - 2016-10-13 15:20:06 UTC
I'm thinking this is going to be locked soon . . .

-Kirst

Always remember Tovil-Toba, and what was done there.
Keebler Wizard
Skew The Suits
#6 - 2016-10-13 15:34:00 UTC
I endorse these goods and/or services.

99/10, would smoke again.
Hesod Adee
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2016-10-13 15:41:09 UTC
Who forgot to clean out the Test Bong before testing the next batch ?
Nalia White
Tencus
#8 - 2016-10-13 15:59:30 UTC
at least you are not vegan else your post would have been much longer :P

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ISD Max Trix
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#9 - 2016-10-13 16:14:41 UTC
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