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Stimulus [Rote Kapelle] is Recruiting!

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David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#1 - 2016-10-09 23:09:26 UTC  |  Edited by: David Zeta
Who we are:

Stimulus is Small Gang.

Stimulus is Black Ops.

Stimulus is Brawls.

Stimulus is Tournaments.

Why join?
A home in Northern Lowsec, one of the best regions in the game for small gang PvP, with easy access to rich feeding grounds in nearby high-density PanFam space!
Access to fleets of every style! We drop, we nano, we brawl!
First rate logistics – Need that blingy ship for your latest adventure? Well good news we've we're one mid from Jita, and our JF thralls provide free shipping!

What it takes to join?
There are no hard and fast requirements to join. We are not a training or learning corp and ask that you come to us with a strong working knowledge of the game and core mechanics, though we absolutely are about improving and refining our game. A pilot with 5 million SP that fully understands how to fly tackle, with a killboard that shows all the mistakes it took to get to that point is infinitely more desirable than a 100m SP pilot who fails to understand core mechanics. A desire to excel coupled with a good attitude and a reasonable level of competency are all we ask.

How to join:

Join the in game channel 'Stimulus' for more details!

The novelization!
Her grace, the goddess Poitot in exile, lead Rote Kapelle, a small gang pvp corp, through the vast deserts of Aridia to the promised land of Querious. In Querious, frags were made, moons were fought over, and it was Good. For a time. But then the Evils of Sov once again made themselves felt, and Rote was cast adrift again. They return to the North, but what awaits them in their ancestral homeland...

The local popup!
Extremely valuable fun clouds have been discovered in the Umamon constellation which have created a gold rush. Rote was quick to claim 'ownership' as the constellation borders its sovereign space, but The Bastard Cartel, as well as multiple entrepreneurs from Faction Warfare, have all claimed their own piece of the pie. Inevitably collisions have occurred and the constellation has become a sort of 'fun-havers-zone' between various groups of corporations.


But don’t just take our word for it; listen to these testimonials from real pilots about how much fun they’ve had since joining STIM:

"those stupid !@#$%^ tricked me into becoming executor, and now i have to spend my time hauling and building"

"It once took 2 months to find our way out of a wormhole... Only to realize we were in Syndicate the whole time."

"Have you met your lord and savior Poitot?"

"since joining STIM, i've had so many dank rats to farm i no longer need to shoot people, dank rats for days as far as the eye can see"

"We're 50:50 with Phordies"

"Since joining STIM I have felt a kinship I haven't felt in EVE in years."

"My hotdrops get 50% more sighs since my own corp despises my tactics! 50%, do you believe it?"

"I used to be in a learning corp where we were farmed for content. Since joining STIM I've learned not only how to be the farmer, but how to local source and harvest sustainably."

"STIMULUS is my vehicle of choice to prosecute my compulsion to kill bads and ^&%* on all they love. Oh and sell Starsi"

"I used to be the alliance carebear. Then, thanks to some of our microgang pilots getting bored one night, now we have sov and the active PVPers are bigger carebears than I am.Bear"


Rote Kapelle
kai il
Doomheim
#2 - 2016-10-09 23:15:15 UTC  |  Edited by: kai il
If you enjoy flying at 0m/s and fitting circle jerks STIMULUS is for you!
Blaiza Scarletta
The Kronos Ritual
#3 - 2016-10-09 23:19:57 UTC
I lit a cyno once.
Vic Jefferson
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#4 - 2016-10-10 18:08:21 UTC
STIMULUS IS RECRUITING

Vote Vic Jefferson for CSM X.....XI.....XII?

Gneeznow
Ship spinners inc
#5 - 2016-10-11 13:49:55 UTC
lovely fellas and great kissers
David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#6 - 2016-10-12 00:11:52 UTC
Bamp Kapelle