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The YC114 Capsuleer Rear of the Year Award! - NOW OPEN FOR NOMINATIONS
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Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#21 - 2012-01-17 17:12:58 UTC
Niraia wrote:
look as pretty as me


You or the enhancements that you think improve you.

I prefer my women natural.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.
Niraia
Starcakes
Cynosural Field Theory.
#22 - 2012-01-17 17:18:05 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Niraia wrote:
look as pretty as me


You or the enhancements that you think improve you.

I prefer my women natural.


Congratulations to both of us for being capable of having an opinion, right?

♥
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#23 - 2012-01-17 17:25:43 UTC
Getting away from the pointless mud-slinging...

There is someone that I would nominate in a minute for this contest (she knows who she is). She's not comfortable with such things, though, so I won't.

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#24 - 2012-01-17 17:30:12 UTC
So are we going to have a rear-of-the-year contest, or another ego contest? I daresay the IGS has enough of the latter. As the Goons say, "This is why we can't have nice things."

Since everyone is making puns, I'll try my hand too: "Submit a butt, or butt out!"

I know, it's terrible.

Anyways, I'd have to say my submission is a fairly obvious one... since I'm biased.

Simca Develon! I'll dig up some pictures later, if she lets me take some. For now, CONCORD has a handy little viewing program available so you can take your own peek.

Katrina Oniseki
Boma Airaken
Perkone
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-01-17 21:48:14 UTC
Simca is surely looking slobberable, but this year I will have to nominate Meili Leng Shuijing.

Meili's Fabulous Trunkjunk
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#26 - 2012-01-17 22:11:35 UTC
Boma Airaken wrote:
Simca is surely looking slobberable, but this year I will have to nominate Meili Leng Shuijing.

Meili's Fabulous Trunkjunk


I second that, yet with a more... vivid image.

http://i.imgur.com/0PT3y.jpg
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc
Rek Jaiga
Teraa Matar
#27 - 2012-01-17 22:47:08 UTC
Niraia wrote:

Absolutely, I do. Maybe when your people emerge from their mud-stained caves and discover the shower, you'll be able to look as pretty as me, and get over the quite justified feelings of inadequacy that cause you to flimsily insult the appearance of others.



Why would Avlynka want to look like you? That'd be like trading a solid rifle for a child's toy gun: going from reliable and functional to cheap and plastic.

Oops! You just offended your former comrade with insensitive racial remarks.
Meili Leng Shuijing
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-01-17 23:06:49 UTC
Boma Airaken wrote:
Simca is surely looking slobberable, but this year I will have to nominate Meili Leng Shuijing.

Meili's Fabulous Trunkjunk


I... have no idea where you got that picture of me, Boma, as flattered as I am by the nomination.

Care to tell me? Because I don't think we've met in person...
Simca Develon
Doomheim
#29 - 2012-01-18 03:24:30 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:


Anyways, I'd have to say my submission is a fairly obvious one... since I'm biased.

Simca Develon! I'll dig up some pictures later, if she lets me take some. For now, CONCORD has a handy little viewing program available so you can take your own peek.


Thanks love. You can take pictures of me anytime you know that. Though we do need to keep it in the rules I suppose.

Je suis le commencement de votre fin.

Le diable prend soin de son proper.
Usagi Tsukino
Carebears -With- Guns
Goonswarm Federation
#30 - 2012-01-18 06:28:29 UTC
Far to much bitching in this thread, far to little bitc-- err...

...butts.

Usagi Hiretsukann (Tsukino) Seldom Updated IC Blog; But When I Do... [u]http://bit.ly/UsAgIcHa0s[/u]
Logan Fyreite
Grim Bit Interface
#31 - 2012-01-19 06:00:28 UTC
I may be *slightly* biased as well, but I snuck these photo's last night, and cropped them up a bit, as I was encouraging her out of those well-fitting pants.

I nominate Usagi Tsukino,

"The fuller the hip, the rounder the ass, the better the booty."

In my limited experience, men's asses just don't have the right curves to be nominated by me, I will leave that up to people with more experience.
Kiela Paine
Paine Corporation
#32 - 2012-01-19 07:28:31 UTC
I nominate my dear Friend who wishes to be known as Not A Spy. There's nothing in the rules that says we can't nominate each other ;)
Not A Spy
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2012-01-19 07:29:59 UTC
And I nominate Kiela Paine of the Concilium Enterprises!
Usagi Tsukino
Carebears -With- Guns
Goonswarm Federation
#34 - 2012-01-19 09:02:52 UTC
Logan Fyreite wrote:
...encouraging her out of those well-fitting pants.

Mm... Not exactly sure how much 'encouragement' was needed love, but I digress.

I admit bias myself, but I nominate Logan Fyreite.

Nom nom nom...

While the male caboose may not have the curvature and voluptuousness of the female one, it does in fact have it's own bonuses. Firm and muscular is a benefit, especially when you find yourself simply wanting to rest your head. Of course with something so perfect, it can't stop there... You find yourself moving all around it - hands, tongue --

Sorry, I'm getting distracted here. I also have a female candidate in mind for you, Stitcher, but I need to check on some things first.

Also, I wanted to apologize for the shabby image editing on Logan's picture. It's difficult to use my photo editing software one handed.

Usagi Hiretsukann (Tsukino) Seldom Updated IC Blog; But When I Do... [u]http://bit.ly/UsAgIcHa0s[/u]
Conventia Underking
Underking Family
Khimi Harar
#35 - 2012-01-19 11:33:50 UTC
Astrid Stjerna wrote:
Getting away from the pointless mud-slinging...

There is someone that I would nominate in a minute for this contest (she knows who she is). She's not comfortable with such things, though, so I won't.


You do know that marriages are public and by saying this, it either implies that it's me or you feel this way about someone other than your wife? For the record, it's me and no, there will not be pictures.

That said, I don't intend to nominate anyone.

For God; Salvation is Imperative, but not at the cost of our Humanity!

The Vitoc Problem - Conventia Underking
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#36 - 2012-01-19 17:16:48 UTC
Conventia Underking wrote:
Astrid Stjerna wrote:
Getting away from the pointless mud-slinging...

There is someone that I would nominate in a minute for this contest (she knows who she is). She's not comfortable with such things, though, so I won't.


You do know that marriages are public and by saying this, it either implies that it's me or you feel this way about someone other than your wife? For the record, it's me and no, there will not be pictures.

That said, I don't intend to nominate anyone.


I apologize, I didn't want to be indiscreet.

And as my wife said, there will not be pictures.

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....
Kentt Em'asep
Clone Red Creations
#37 - 2012-01-19 21:59:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Kentt Em'asep
I nominate my friend Neka Petsamet for this. Though she might hit me later when she finds out but I think it will be worth it.

~"That's right. Today, tomorrow, the next day, and the day after that, and the day after that... from here on until forever, every time you look at my avatar - you'll see this scowl."~

~"Forever?"~

~"Yes - forever. It's what I do."~
Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#38 - 2012-01-19 23:37:57 UTC
Firstly I'd like to express my dismay at the number of people who cover their fine behinds, sadly this seems to come from many in the Amarrian bloc who shamefully hide their fantastic arses to the rest of the universe.

That said, my search across the Galnet has rewarded me with a quite spectacular rump, one with the right amount of curve and still remains slender and sexy.

To this point I nominate the Dairy Queen herself Myrhial Arkenath.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.
Usagi Tsukino
Carebears -With- Guns
Goonswarm Federation
#39 - 2012-01-21 21:25:17 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:
To this point I nominate the Dairy Queen herself Myrhial Arkenath.


Yeah.................. second.

Usagi Hiretsukann (Tsukino) Seldom Updated IC Blog; But When I Do... [u]http://bit.ly/UsAgIcHa0s[/u]
Nicoletta Mithra
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#40 - 2012-01-22 01:39:19 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
To nominate somebody, simply capture an image of them from behind (...) and post it right here in this thread.

Simply? No, no. It's not that simple. And I'm not talking about the difficulties of taking an image, considering the right angle, the right lighting and so on...

No, dear Capsuleers, gentlemen and ladies, faithful and heretics, crewmen, Captains and Rear Admirals!

I speak of a grave injustice brought about by the rules given for this otherwise admirable and most entertaining contest, which I would adore for it's humor and ingenuity, if it weren't for this most grave failure in the rules set up by the management.

Yes, dear people, you already can guess of what pejorative evils I'm speaking, of which unequal treatment, of which glaring disadvantage!

It is nothing less than discrimination! There, I said it, where nobody else had the courage to do so.

Lets take a look at this most vile of passages, dripping of prejudice:
Stitcher wrote:
Please ensure that the image is tasteful - at a minimum, the subject must be wearing a shirt plus pants or a skirt. No visible underwear allowed.


Let this sink into your mind for a moment and consider: Who would do this to his beloved ass? No, I say an ass should not be in any way subject to those kind of rules. While I don't think that taking a picture from behind pictures any ass in the proper angle to fully enjoy it's strong and firm contours as well as it's dynamic aesthetics when in full action, it's perfection in functional design, all it's quality characteristics! I certainly prefer a side view. Still, that is just a minor complaint when compared to the injustice brought upon countless asses with this silly regulation about pants and shirts - and skirts!

Really: Who of you would consider it inappropriate if he saw an ass making his way over green fields, roaming freely over mountain ridges and through dales and valleys, stretching while enjoying the sun of a warm savanna's eve? No sane person would. Of course not, why should an ass be covered like that? There#s nothing improper, indecent or not tasteful about an uncovered ass.

Anyone who's not seeing this a priory truth as given by God or the Spirits or simply as a dictate of logic (There's nothing indecent in nature!) just take a look at this picture of what is a most delightful specimen of an ass.

What is indecent of this ass, what not tasteful? Actually, how many things can you imagine that is more sweet, more innocent, modest, decent and pure? I don't think it's many!

So, equine... uh, equal chances for wild asses!
Join the cause: Cause those fine asses shouldn't be stuck into skirts and pants to be able to compete.

-Nicoletta Mithra