Intergalactic Summit

News reaches Gutter Press that the Royal Khanid Navy has given an honorary bravery award to a Slaver Hound, for actions against the Blood Raider Covenant.

Medals !

The Slaver Hound, named Wuffles, was given the award following an incident in the Afnakat system, where a small ground force belonging to the Covenant had staged a raid on the central bank on Afnakat V.

Wuffles's owner, a young Holder named Lady Vebahra, gave an account of the incident to a Gutter Press correspondent:

"I was going down to the church ice cream social, with Wuffles, my pet giant miniature slaver hound, and I saw some ruffians loitering outside the bank. I said to Wuffles, so I did, that 'Wuffles, those men look a bit suspicious', and Wuffles growled, and then I saw one of them pull out some kind of weapon, and I said, 'Wuffles. Protect.' and then he went to work. It was very quick."

Teeth !

Another eyewitness, a Khanid fruit farmer, told this account from their viewpoint:

"I was just going to the bank to deposit the receipts from my melon harvest, when I saw these hoodlums with laser rifles, so I took a dive under a nearby vehicle. Then I saw this slaver hound just jump on them from above, and tear them to pieces. It was horrifying. I'm glad the slaver hounds are on our side !"

Gruesome !

When the Khanid Kingdom police arrived on the scene, it was discovered that the dead hoodlums were Blood Raider Covenant agents, and for his fearlessness in attacking them, Wuffles was recommended for an award.

Bravery !

The Khanid Kingdom Kennel Club advised that Slaver hounds are really not suitable as pets, but are suitable as guard animals, in an effort to minimise the number of slaver hounds mistakenly purchased as pets following this incident.

Vicious !


In other news, the Empress Catiz I was officially crowned Empress of the Amarr Empire today, in the Imperial capital city of Dam-Torsad.


Gutter Press. News.

Congratulations for the hound. I personally own a own a pair of slaver hounds and have for years. They were gifts for my Fiancee nearly half a decade ago however when she passed I kept them to remember her by. Though the original pair passed as well I always keep a pair around. Properly trained Slaver Hounds are fantastic guard animals. Loyal and obedient companions.

Though I don't quite agree with the owners immediate decision to sick their hound on the 'hoodlum' I was not there so cannot judge accordingly.

Furthermore I am surprised, Gutter Press actually having vaguely interesting news? What next? The Empress and Sanmatar elope to Gallente Prime? Tibus Heth is discovered married to a Fedo?

That's a normal sized slaver hound, right ?

Or is this some kind of weird definition of things ?

Shirley. I'm glad to see that you are still alive, and that Samira Kernher has not assassinated you yet.

But please don't publish anymore stories like this one, stories that glorify violence against Blood Raiders or any other Chosen people of God.

This^

Thought you had a change of heart about us and couldn't live with what you've done.....

Can't say I have any fondness for slaver hounds. Dealt with wild slaver hounds. Very territorial and aggressive and successful invasive species.

Tearing apart child-murdering witches is the greatest possible application of the slaver hound's unique ferocity.

Preposterous. ACN reported no such commendation. The faithful will not be deceived by this tripe, though some may yet be entertained, inexplicably.