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Royal Khanid Navy decorates Slaver Hound for bravery !

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Shirley Serious
Gutter Press
#1 - 2016-09-27 21:10:24 UTC
News reaches Gutter Press that the Royal Khanid Navy has given an honorary bravery award to a Slaver Hound, for actions against the Blood Raider Covenant.

Medals !

The Slaver Hound, named Wuffles, was given the award following an incident in the Afnakat system, where a small ground force belonging to the Covenant had staged a raid on the central bank on Afnakat V.

Wuffles's owner, a young Holder named Lady Vebahra, gave an account of the incident to a Gutter Press correspondent:

"I was going down to the church ice cream social, with Wuffles, my pet giant miniature slaver hound, and I saw some ruffians loitering outside the bank. I said to Wuffles, so I did, that 'Wuffles, those men look a bit suspicious', and Wuffles growled, and then I saw one of them pull out some kind of weapon, and I said, 'Wuffles. Protect.' and then he went to work. It was very quick."

Teeth !

Another eyewitness, a Khanid fruit farmer, told this account from their viewpoint:

"I was just going to the bank to deposit the receipts from my melon harvest, when I saw these hoodlums with laser rifles, so I took a dive under a nearby vehicle. Then I saw this slaver hound just jump on them from above, and tear them to pieces. It was horrifying. I'm glad the slaver hounds are on our side !"

Gruesome !

When the Khanid Kingdom police arrived on the scene, it was discovered that the dead hoodlums were Blood Raider Covenant agents, and for his fearlessness in attacking them, Wuffles was recommended for an award.

Bravery !

The Khanid Kingdom Kennel Club advised that Slaver hounds are really not suitable as pets, but are suitable as guard animals, in an effort to minimise the number of slaver hounds mistakenly purchased as pets following this incident.

Vicious !


In other news, the Empress Catiz I was officially crowned Empress of the Amarr Empire today, in the Imperial capital city of Dam-Torsad.


Gutter Press. News.

Just the facts.

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#2 - 2016-09-27 21:15:56 UTC
So a slaver hound mauled a few Blooders.

Good boy !

Ninavask
Alexylva Paradox
#3 - 2016-09-27 21:19:58 UTC
Congratulations for the hound. I personally own a own a pair of slaver hounds and have for years. They were gifts for my Fiancee nearly half a decade ago however when she passed I kept them to remember her by. Though the original pair passed as well I always keep a pair around. Properly trained Slaver Hounds are fantastic guard animals. Loyal and obedient companions.

Though I don't quite agree with the owners immediate decision to sick their hound on the 'hoodlum' I was not there so cannot judge accordingly.

Furthermore I am surprised, Gutter Press actually having vaguely interesting news? What next? The Empress and Sanmatar elope to Gallente Prime? Tibus Heth is discovered married to a Fedo?

Dr. Ninavask Revan

Colonist

Alexylva Paradox

The views above are the opinions and beliefs of Dr. Ninavask and do in no way reflect on his employeers or associates at the time of posting.

Loai Qerl
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#4 - 2016-09-27 21:22:30 UTC
Cheers to Wuffles! And Empress Catiz too, of course.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#5 - 2016-09-27 21:25:12 UTC
Shirley Serious wrote:
giant miniature slaver hound


That's a normal sized slaver hound, right ?

Or is this some kind of weird definition of things ?

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Morgan Wulver
Elysian Holding
#6 - 2016-09-27 21:53:40 UTC
Gutter Press, you never fail to provide me with names for my starships. From henceforth, I shall christen my prized Cerberus the "CN Wuffles."

We should all be so brave as that mutt.

Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#7 - 2016-09-28 00:28:35 UTC
Shirley. I'm glad to see that you are still alive, and that Samira Kernher has not assassinated you yet.

But please don't publish anymore stories like this one, stories that glorify violence against Blood Raiders or any other Chosen people of God.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#8 - 2016-09-28 00:31:51 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Shirley. I'm glad to see that you are still alive, and that Samira Kernher has not assassinated you yet.

But please don't publish anymore stories like this one, stories that glorify violence against Blood Raiders or any other Chosen people of God.

You're still alive?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#9 - 2016-09-28 00:36:56 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Shirley. I'm glad to see that you are still alive, and that Samira Kernher has not assassinated you yet.

But please don't publish anymore stories like this one, stories that glorify violence against Blood Raiders or any other Chosen people of God.

You're still alive?

This^
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#10 - 2016-09-28 00:54:18 UTC
Can anyone explain to me why so many people thought I was dead? I clearly explained at the time that I was allowing my pilot license to lapse, which hardly means dying.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#11 - 2016-09-28 00:58:17 UTC
Thought you had a change of heart about us and couldn't live with what you've done.....
Arrendis
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2016-09-28 03:19:15 UTC
Mostly because once your pilot's license lapsed, your clone contracts weren't being maintained, and I think most of us were hoping you'd be caught in a supernova or something.
Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#13 - 2016-09-28 03:39:07 UTC
Can't say I have any fondness for slaver hounds. Dealt with wild slaver hounds. Very territorial and aggressive and successful invasive species.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Yarosara Ruil
Haighare Pirates
#14 - 2016-09-28 06:28:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Yarosara Ruil
♪ Fat slaver hound, big fat slaver hound! ♪
♪ Fatty, fatty, fatty, fat slaver hound! ♪
♪ Fat slaver hound, going off to war. ♪
♪ Have you been mistake for the carrier? ♪
♪ Fat slaver hound, settling the score! ♪
♪ Fat slaver hound, your empire gives its thanks! ♪

I love this jingle!
Lucretia Corneliae
Drunk Fleet
#15 - 2016-09-29 15:57:53 UTC
Tearing apart child-murdering witches is the greatest possible application of the slaver hound's unique ferocity.
Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2016-09-29 17:19:49 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Shirley. I'm glad to see that you are still alive, and that Samira Kernher has not assassinated you yet.

But please don't publish anymore stories like this one, stories that glorify violence against Blood Raiders or any other Chosen people of God.

I hope you will see the God in person sooner, Mr. Nauplius, if we can't, at least He will convince you that your peoples are not Chosen, but mere heretics.

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Quin Mansa
Doomheim
#17 - 2016-09-29 17:26:30 UTC
Preposterous. ACN reported no such commendation. The faithful will not be deceived by this tripe, though some may yet be entertained, inexplicably.

"Today, our future is in our hands, and His light shines down upon us." - Her Holiness Catiz I