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Xia Shianggu
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-01-09 06:33:43 UTC
Hello, everyone. I'm here to present you with an opportunity.

Alas, this opportunity is only for the brave or the foolhardy, because I'm offering you very little in the way of details. I do not wish to disclose my plans, because I do not wish to share my market or my margins.

I seek investment - money. In time, investments will be repaid, many times over - by current projections, the more money I get, the more money everyone will make.

Dividends will be paid roughly weekly, in proportion to investment, after a brief lead time to establish the operation and begin generating profits.

This should scale with further investment as I get it - I'm hoping to get at least a handful of early investors, who can report back on the success of their investments, encouraging further investment, which will help to produce a greater profit in which everyone will be able to share.

If any investor wishes to withdraw their capital, they can - if the investment being withdrawn is large, then potentially liquidating the money will take a few days, but no more.
KrakizBad
Section 8.
#2 - 2012-01-09 06:41:18 UTC
This extremely detailed plan by a starter corp alt that's been around for all of a year and a half seems entirely legit and well thought out. Reserve me 20B ISK.
Implying Implications
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-01-09 07:20:34 UTC
I'd like to invest. 1b ISK sent.

hello
malaire
#4 - 2012-01-09 09:29:34 UTC
Ponzi ?

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Levija Saplina
Ken Interplanetary Communication
#5 - 2012-01-09 14:04:26 UTC
Would like pledge 20 bil.
cigarellos
#6 - 2012-01-09 18:28:27 UTC
This legitimate investment venture is what I'm looking for. Where do I send the ISK?
Severian Autarch
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-01-09 18:32:18 UTC
Put me in for 10.
OllieNorth
Recidivists Incorporated
#8 - 2012-01-09 21:02:09 UTC
Levija Saplina wrote:
Would like pledge 20 bil.


Damn you for beating me to it.

/would like pledge 1 trit
Kara Books
Deal with IT.
#9 - 2012-01-13 19:00:14 UTC
so the merchants with tens of billions don't do what your probably going to do like every week?

your going to have to reveal, in private to each and every interested individual of your exact plans and literally be able to show cold hard proof that you are doing it right.
Talthrus
EdgeGamers
#10 - 2012-01-14 14:38:50 UTC
OllieNorth wrote:
Levija Saplina wrote:
Would like pledge 20 bil.


Damn you for beating me to it.

/would like pledge 1 trit


This is quite the pledge! Think of all the money you will receive from the people quitting the game and giving away all of their ISK for 1 trit.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#11 - 2012-01-17 00:09:20 UTC
Look at all you paupers.

I pledge 1 Trililil

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Doctor Invictus
Station Crew
#12 - 2012-01-17 01:01:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Doctor Invictus
OllieNorth wrote:
Levija Saplina wrote:
Would like pledge 20 bil.


Damn you for beating me to it.

/would like pledge 1 trit


Hmmm, I better bet big to impress all these MD tycoons...

I would like to invest the the Jita system. I know what you just heard was, "I would like to invest some of my Jita-based assets", but what I actually said was that I wanted to invest the entire contents, liquid ISK and assets, of the Jita system.

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DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#13 - 2012-01-17 02:44:56 UTC
OP copy-pasted Bernie Madoff's IPO introduction.

Damn nature, you scary!
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#14 - 2012-01-17 11:12:37 UTC
DelBoy Trades wrote:
OP copy-pasted Bernie Madoff's IPO introduction.


Madoff actually fulfilled his Onomastic destiny with his scam.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Swiftsoul Tian
Hardcore Smoochies
#15 - 2012-01-17 11:21:47 UTC
Sounds like a solid and secure investment. I'm sure I'll find one who'll pay for me ^^
Nel Gardier
Time Sync
#16 - 2012-01-17 21:18:42 UTC
Does this venture in some way involve an inherited treasure map from a kooky grandfather?
GreasyCarl Semah
A Game as Old as Empire
#17 - 2012-01-17 22:09:34 UTC
His uncle, the crown prince of Nigeria was killed in a plane crash I bet. And he left US $45M dollars in a bank in Thailand and he needs our ISK to get it out. How could you heartless bastards make fun of this man for doing what his uncle would want done?

I pledge a package of kosher hot dogs and one of my old jock straps to the effort.
KrakizBad
Section 8.
#18 - 2012-01-17 22:27:30 UTC
GreasyCarl Semah wrote:
His uncle, the crown prince of Nigeria was killed in a plane crash I bet. And he left US $45M dollars in a bank in Thailand and he needs our ISK to get it out. How could you heartless bastards make fun of this man for doing what his uncle would want done?

I pledge a package of kosher hot dogs and one of my old jock straps to the effort.

Cry WTB hot dogs with ISK.