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[MERC] Star Freaks: Freaks for hire
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Felicia D'Arch
Star Freaks
#1 - 2016-09-12 20:09:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Felicia D'Arch
Do you need someone harassed, bothered, or annoyed? Looking to get back at that special somone, but don't have the cash for some of the more traditional mercenary choices? Well, look no further! We at Star Freaks live by the motto: why play fair when you can be a freak? We offer some great services at bargain bin prices, including:


  • System camping

  • Player location

  • Intel gathering

  • Black ops support, including proven hunter/killers and bridging ships.

  • Fleet support in the form of dedicated EWAR and probing pilots

  • Corporate infiltration

  • And much, much more!


Prices and conditions are negotiable. We operate in all types of space, including wormholes and null sec. Contact Felicia D'Arch for contract inquiries and price estimates. Confidentiality assured.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#2 - 2016-09-12 20:51:35 UTC
no killboard no sale

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Felicia D'Arch
Star Freaks
#3 - 2016-09-12 21:01:49 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
no killboard no sale


What can I say, we're new.

And like the post said, bargain bin prices.
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#4 - 2016-09-13 01:47:02 UTC
Felicia D'Arch wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
no killboard no sale


What can I say, we're new.

And like the post said, bargain bin prices.

Bargain bin prices don't really sound convincing to me. Especially when your killboard isn't that impressive. Hell, mine is more impressive (to some).

I think you need to establish yourself first before you can start making claims that you cannot back up with facts or proof.
Valkin Mordirc
#5 - 2016-09-13 02:00:26 UTC
No harp intended, but it's generally a good idea to have a proof of concept before you market.
#DeleteTheWeak
Estuary Algaert
Petulant Luddite GmbH
#6 - 2016-09-13 15:16:30 UTC
Felicia D'Arch wrote:

  • And much, much more!

    • Pancake breakfast?


    Any limitations on your HS activities?
    Dirty Forum Alt
    Forum Alts Anonymous
    #7 - 2016-09-13 18:28:19 UTC
    I'll let you kill me for 10m per rookie ship kill and 5m per pod if you want to pad your killboard quick to reassure your critics - shall I put you down for 1000? You can even pay half up front and half after the killmails hit zkill if you like. I'll trust you for it. Blink

    The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occasionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time. And sank into the pool's mire. They also smelt a great deal.

    Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings (Sussex)
    Morgan Agrivar
    Doomheim
    #8 - 2016-09-14 01:25:31 UTC
    They have three toons in the corp. One is pretty decent and has a lot of kills. The CEO has nothing on her killboard whatsoever last time I checked. And the third person is less than 50% on ship kill/loss.

    Go to evewho and look for yourself. All they got going is that one pilot. Good luck to them I guess, but I don't expect much.
    Callimae
    Glorious Domination CFO
    #9 - 2016-09-15 06:43:31 UTC
    Good luck

    Somthing in my head keeps playing the A-team theme music everytime I read your main post wtf
    magic preacher
    Pandemic Horde Inc.
    Pandemic Horde
    #10 - 2016-09-27 10:11:11 UTC
    Felicia D'Arch wrote:
    Saeger1737 wrote:
    no killboard no sale


    What can I say, we're new.

    And like the post said, bargain bin prices.


    well actually not that new as your corp started in July 2014
    Griever Takkow
    We Are So Troubled Everyone Runs Screaming
    BLACKFLAG.
    #11 - 2016-09-28 10:57:00 UTC
    Welcome to Crime & Punishment some of these guys can be quite mean P

    YOUR STATS do show errrm you have work to do, maybe you should offer contracts for free and base the cost to the client on a % of what you kill to help build up your reputation.

    Need a reputable MERC! Join "MERC Contracts" in-game for more details.

    VMG Hire us today

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