Intergalactic Summit

Information that has fallen into my hands, has revealed that these malcontents calling themselves the "Purity of the Throne", are extremely wrong.

They claim that the Empress Catiz 1, on account of her Udorian heritage, is unfit to reign.

Well.

They are wrong, as I shall explain.

Firstly, point 1, is that according to Scripture, then it is Written:

"For you are all my creation, And are all equal in my kingdom".

This, clearly shows that, should a Udorian be Righteous enough to be Empress, well, then they should be Empress. To say otherwise is to contradict Scripture.

Gasp !


Secondly, point 2, is that according to Scripture, then it is Written:

"The great Amarr Empire was founded to cultivate the spirit of man."

This, shows that the Udorians, have been Reclaimed, and thusly, their spirit cultivated to the extent that a Udorian is now the Empress.

Truly, such an occasion would be the ultimate vindication of the Reclaiming.

By saying that the Empress is not fit to be Empress, why, these Purity campaigners are in fact saying that The Reclaiming doesn't work.

Gasp !


Thirdly, point 3, is that thanks to the CTCS Intelligence Division, I can reveal that an alleged picture of an alleged Purist Titan, was in fact taken in Gallente space, meaning that these Purists are nothing less than a Federal Intelligence Office black op scheme, to incite dissent and instability in the Empire !

Truly, the Federal Eagle sinks its claws into everything.

Gasp !


Therefore, I, Valerie Valate, greatest Sani Sabik capsuleer philosopher of the modern era, denounce the Purists, as heretics and/or blasphemers.

Down with the Purity of the Throne !

*sigh*

Noisy person.

No. I ordered a coffee today and got a mugged confection of sugar and some sort of orange fruit / vegetable. THAT is why the Federation must be destroyed.

It's funny how there seems to be an inverse correlation between how much one speaks and how much they have to say.

...is this a trap? This feels like a trap. The premier Sani Sabik capsuleer philosopher and so on, saying things that seem sensible and good and Faithful and reasonable and with which, as far as I can tell, I agree?

This is definitely a trap. There are subliminal messages in this, somewhere.

I hate Ace Cadets chain of coffee shops. Spirits above shite on them! I'm only ever visiting that Vherokhior chain of coffeeshop (whose names I keep forgetting) whenever I drop by Villore or Dodixie! Now that's a proper cup of coffee!

I believe the coffeeshop on the tip of your tongue is a "Sjorba's Cup" or possibly a "Passarma's Coffee Stop" both widely available on planets and in stations throughout the Federation, the Republic, and Jita! It could also be a "Happy Land" convenience store where you probably got great coffee as well as all of your on the go needs at the right price for your budget, delivered with friendly Vherokior family service.

It's probably one of those...because otherwise, that would have been a shameless plug for my family's chains, which is something that I'd never do...

Well, I am the greatest Takmahl archaeologist that New Eden has ever seen, the IGS's greatest capsuleer comedienne, an award winning writer, and according to many, the greatest Sani Sabik capsuleer philosopher of the modern era.

But you know, it's not like I go on and on about it.

This is why you don't go to that "Starlucks" coffee place, they over roast their coffee anyway. Go to a bikini barista stand, good coffee, great service, and some damn good eye candy.

She quotes The Apocryphon.