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[MERC] ARCHETYPE

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1081 - 2016-09-03 19:43:19 UTC
Adam Bawin wrote:
Sometimes its best to let the grown ups in charge handle the situation and not turn it into a public circus.
Just an idea.
Where is the fun in that ? Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Valkin Mordirc
#1082 - 2016-09-03 19:55:21 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Adam Bawin wrote:
Sometimes its best to let the grown ups in charge handle the situation and not turn it into a public circus.
Just an idea.
Where is the fun in that ? Twisted




"Are you not entertained?!"


Funnily enough most trolling came from out of alliance. Most of which are back in alliance now.


Honestly both Saeger and Sol did a good job keeping their own personal feelings out of the public before this fiasco happened.


And besides, **** like this is entertaining for everyone and its the reason why I play the game. Subterfuge, lies, and over all meta makes EVE...you know EVE-y
#DeleteTheWeak
Erin Davis
Sblo Panala Corporation
#1083 - 2016-09-07 02:54:16 UTC
o/
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#1084 - 2016-09-07 21:21:54 UTC
Ever sit on a gate in highsec minding your own business and think you hear thunder? It's really the war drums and autocannons of Archetype making all our paid contract enemies die in a blazing fire to end their lives in a frozen ice sickle funeral. So if you need the thunder brought hire Archetype.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#1085 - 2016-09-11 00:27:04 UTC
Fort Down

Need the best in Citadel destruction Hire Atype, Citadel destruction guaranteed.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#1086 - 2016-09-11 01:28:46 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Fort Down

Need the best in Citadel destruction Hire Atype, Citadel destruction guaranteed.


Has Archetype now moved from being a merc alliance to being Citadel griefers instead?

This is a genuine question by the way.
Rawmeat Mary
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#1087 - 2016-09-11 01:32:43 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Fort Down

Need the best in Citadel destruction Hire Atype, Citadel destruction guaranteed.


Has Archetype now moved from being a merc alliance to being Citadel griefers instead?

This is a genuine question by the way.



Depends, if they are paid to do it, what do you think? You should know.

Maybe that one was to make a point.

Someone better suited than me can answer that.

'If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins onto their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.'

Yeah, we're like that.
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#1088 - 2016-09-11 01:36:58 UTC
Rawmeat Mary wrote:
Sol epoch wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Fort Down

Need the best in Citadel destruction Hire Atype, Citadel destruction guaranteed.


Has Archetype now moved from being a merc alliance to being Citadel griefers instead?

This is a genuine question by the way.



Depends, if they are paid to do it, what do you think? You should know.

Maybe that one was to make a point.

Someone better suited than me can answer that.


Getting blinded by chasing the isk has seen a lot of Alliances fall by the wayside or lose their way so only time will tell.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#1089 - 2016-09-11 01:54:24 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Rawmeat Mary wrote:
Sol epoch wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Fort Down

Need the best in Citadel destruction Hire Atype, Citadel destruction guaranteed.


Has Archetype now moved from being a merc alliance to being Citadel griefers instead?

This is a genuine question by the way.



Depends, if they are paid to do it, what do you think? You should know.

Maybe that one was to make a point.

Someone better suited than me can answer that.


Getting blinded by chasing the isk has seen a lot of Alliances fall by the wayside or lose their way so only time will tell.








So much salt the ocean is jealous.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Dirty Forum Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#1090 - 2016-09-11 01:55:21 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Getting blinded by chasing the isk has seen a lot of Alliances fall by the wayside or lose their way so only time will tell.

While most likely true - "chasing the isk" is also kind of the definition of being a "merc" as opposed to just a person killing people/things at random or a "griefer"

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occasionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time. And sank into the pool's mire. They also smelt a great deal.

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings (Sussex)
Feminist Robot
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1091 - 2016-09-12 23:09:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Feminist Robot
Archetype,

I have sent a mail to Devorev73, but would like to take the time to chat about something important. Have you ever been sitting on the undock of a station with a bunch of wars wondering, "what the **** am i doing and why am i killing so many empty shuttles????!?!?". Well Devorev73 was thinking exactly that earlier today as he was heroicly engaging in pvp activities of the poo-flavor when he quickly found his ship in grave danger. You see, bads like you depend on being able to dock back up when threatened but little Timmy the Dodixie docking agent is fed up with your foolishness and contracted me to remove your training wheels.

Fortunately for you, Timmy and I are great friends and Ive drafted up a permit that you and your friends can pay for in order to continue your "fun". The cost is 500,000,000 ISK per month and is only good for Dodixie stations. I also want to inform you that as President of Bumpers Anonymous I have connections all across New Eden. I can totally arrange a field trip for you and your crew if you want to see how the big kids play.

Please let me know your decision as Timmy is pretty upset and cant tolerate much more without an addition example being made. Alternatively you can probably move to Rens and Hek with all the other Brutors.

Get the **** of the undock,
Feminist Robot
President of Bumpers Anonymous
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#1092 - 2016-09-12 23:12:51 UTC
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#1093 - 2016-09-12 23:36:36 UTC
Feminist Robot wrote:
Archetype,

I have sent a mail to Devorev73, but would like to take the time to chat about something important. Have you ever been sitting on the undock of a station with a bunch of wars wondering, "what the **** am i doing and why am i killing so many empty shuttles????!?!?". Well Devorev73 was thinking exactly that earlier today as he was heroicly engaging in pvp activities of the poo-flavor when he quickly found his ship in grave danger. You see, bads like you depend on being able to dock back up when threatened but little Timmy the Dodixie docking agent is fed up with your foolishness and contracted me to remove your training wheels.

Fortunately for you, Timmy and I are great friends and Ive drafted up a permit that you and your friends can pay for in order to continue your "fun". The cost is 500,000,000 ISK per month and is only good for Dodixie stations. I also want to inform you that as President of Bumpers Anonymous I have connections all across New Eden. I can totally arrange a field trip for you and your crew if you want to see how the big kids play.

Please let me know your decision as Timmy is pretty upset and cant tolerate much more without an addition example being made. Alternatively you can probably move to Rens and Hek with all the other Brutors.

Get the **** of the undock,
Feminist Robot
President of Bumpers Anonymous

Post on your main, as you have no balls otherwise.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Feminist Robot
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1094 - 2016-09-12 23:52:51 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Feminist Robot wrote:
Archetype,

I have sent a mail to Devorev73, but would like to take the time to chat about something important. Have you ever been sitting on the undock of a station with a bunch of wars wondering, "what the **** am i doing and why am i killing so many empty shuttles????!?!?". Well Devorev73 was thinking exactly that earlier today as he was heroicly engaging in pvp activities of the poo-flavor when he quickly found his ship in grave danger. You see, bads like you depend on being able to dock back up when threatened but little Timmy the Dodixie docking agent is fed up with your foolishness and contracted me to remove your training wheels.

Fortunately for you, Timmy and I are great friends and Ive drafted up a permit that you and your friends can pay for in order to continue your "fun". The cost is 500,000,000 ISK per month and is only good for Dodixie stations. I also want to inform you that as President of Bumpers Anonymous I have connections all across New Eden. I can totally arrange a field trip for you and your crew if you want to see how the big kids play.

Please let me know your decision as Timmy is pretty upset and cant tolerate much more without an addition example being made. Alternatively you can probably move to Rens and Hek with all the other Brutors.

Get the **** of the undock,
Feminist Robot
President of Bumpers Anonymous

Post on your main, as you have no balls otherwise.

You mean you dont have this character marked with standings? I dont blame you for not wanting to try a little harder though. In this casem this character is my main (thanks for making me break character). Im an inter-galactic permit saleswoman that is mostly independant amd doesnt need no man.

So would you like to tall more about how buying a permit will benefit you? Man, I still find it hilarious that Archetype's intel is THIS bad. Sir im not just an alt. Im a bump alt.
Dirty Forum Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#1095 - 2016-09-13 12:29:57 UTC
I think you are going to have to give them a few demonstrations before they are interested in buying - particularly at that permit price P

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occasionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time. And sank into the pool's mire. They also smelt a great deal.

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings (Sussex)
Feminist Robot
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1096 - 2016-09-13 13:02:38 UTC
Dirty Forum Alt wrote:
I think you are going to have to give them a few demonstrations before they are interested in buying - particularly at that permit price P

I spoke with Timmy about the permit pricing, and unfortunately I can't do anything about it. He said the union sets the price for these permits and that the subject isn't up for negotiation until next quarters regional union meeting. If I recall the last time this similar situation was going on in the Jita 4-4 undock Archetype was forcibly ejected and basically treated like sub-humans.

Saeger, can we talk about how purchasing a permit will bring you great joy and prosperity?
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#1097 - 2016-09-13 17:36:21 UTC
Saeger telling somebody they haven't got any! He wouldn't know what they where if he was tea bagged!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#1098 - 2016-09-13 18:07:07 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Saeger telling somebody they haven't got any! He wouldn't know what they where if he was tea bagged!

Do you ever proof read anything you write?

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Dirty Forum Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#1099 - 2016-09-13 18:09:43 UTC
So glad you guys sorted out all your differences and the drama around here has ended >_>

I'll go re-heat the popcorn.

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occasionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time. And sank into the pool's mire. They also smelt a great deal.

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings (Sussex)
Feminist Robot
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1100 - 2016-09-13 19:16:46 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Sol epoch wrote:
Saeger telling somebody they haven't got any! He wouldn't know what they where if he was tea bagged!

Do you ever proof read anything you write?

Why are you ignoring me? Please RP with me. You guys can't pvp so at least RP with me.