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My friend needs clothes...

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Dolorous Tremmens
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#721 - 2016-05-16 17:21:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Dolorous Tremmens
Pretty sure concord is in on this already, after all there is no real way to rehabilitate immortals, so you might as well pretend you have in the confines of your own quarters. After you shoot the same people so many times, you almost get to know them, and pity the victims. Might as well have their former selves to high tea.

You don't have to make as many dainties and sandwiches, generally they don't seem to have much appetite and are far more polite than you would expect from hardened nasty pirate gankers.

And then theres the allure of the old fashioned style handcuffs on the badass types, but i might have already covered that in a previous post.

Get some Eve. Make it yours.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#722 - 2016-05-28 17:47:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Scope Breaking News.

The mystery of the drifters unravels a little, a mysterious transmission emanating from deep in Jovian space has been decoded, the message reads

"Desperately seeking Chloe"

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Feyd's Survival Pack
Cyrus Tybalt
Blap n Pew
#723 - 2016-05-29 12:02:40 UTC
This has to be the most epic and disturbing thread I have ever seen. XD
Heinrich Harkkon
Trumpstaffel
#724 - 2016-06-03 13:23:28 UTC
CCP should let us decorate our ships with corpses we've acquired, a la Reavers in Serenity.

"I had a dream that CCP Guard's naked photos leaked on the internet.

I discussed it and people were surprised how small it is, I mean his sausg.

Sorry for imagining you with little wee wee."

- Nana Skalski, 2016.
Ziku
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#725 - 2016-06-06 20:33:30 UTC
Ispia Jaydrath wrote:
I don't care how much it costs, I want this.


joelinux wrote:
Sad news. Due to a mixup in a contract, I lost Chloe on the open market, along with my slightly used Dramiel. So now, I am on the market.

If you would like to contribute to my dating life, please deposit your choice for my new companion in Jita 4-4.

I will pay 5 million for the corpse I choose as my latest love. Please Eve-mail me a story that details the personality and attractive features of the companion you are giving me. I will make my choice in one week's time.

Of course, either way, due to the fact that I'm going to have tons of companions, whoever I choose as my number one companion will have to learn how to share me.

So, again: contact to me in Jita 4-4, Evemail me a story about the companion, and if you win, I'll give you 5 mil.

Female companions only, please. I'm not into that other stuff.

Dun'Gal wrote:
why has this not happened yet?



CCP doesn't want to sell clothes.




Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
While we are being disturbing, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irK6awz6NWU comes to mind.



Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Scope Breaking News.

The mystery of the drifters unravels a little, a mysterious transmission emanating from deep in Jovian space has been decoded, the message reads

"Desperately seeking Chloe"


I've been playing since before some active players were even born.

I have no interest in Aurum or clothes, whatsoever. I have spent over $2,000 on this game over the years, mostily in Alts and isk/PLEX.

But I would pay any price for this feature. Moreover, I would start doing PVP in earnest, and start actively trading for companions in Contracts.

There is so much room for economic growth here. Or in other words, NEED DIS.AttentionAttentionAttentionAttentionAttentionAttentionAttentionAttentionAttentionAttentionAttention
Regan Rotineque
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#726 - 2016-06-13 22:38:24 UTC
this thread should just be stickied there is so much win in it
Giaus Felix
Doomheim
#727 - 2016-06-20 15:04:19 UTC
This thread shall never die, back the front page with it

I came for the spaceships, I stayed for the tears.
Althalus Stenory
Flying Blacksmiths
#728 - 2016-06-21 12:21:15 UTC
Danika Princip wrote:
Shocked

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Spacial Girl
Ethereal Beings
#729 - 2016-07-18 20:56:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Spacial Girl
Giaus Felix wrote:
This thread shall never die, back the front page with it

Back Again!
This is the best thread I've read since Tykonderoga's posts involving an A-10
Dolorous Tremmens
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#730 - 2016-07-25 02:47:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Dolorous Tremmens
Should this be implemented, I would like a bind-on-companionship/spare parts. I would hate to get myself on contracts only to find i've been in an orgy or sixty, without me being involved with myself. If someone wants my former self as a companion, all well and good, but I don't want to be pick myself up after i've been passed around.

Get my former self on contracts and contract something horrible because someones pod goo has gone bad from too much uninsured ship swapping.... or for all i know I might be getting a knock-off me with my head and some other parts podshopped onto other cheaper, lower sp clones. I just want to have myself, and be able to know I'm getting me in an as-found condition.

I'm ok with someone shipping my former self to me dressed up in an entertaining fashion, like if the OP wants to put me in a buttless furry suit on the way from the cargo hold to the shipping container, thats fine. A nice way of showing your feelings towards me, and who knows, I might keep me in the costume.

Maybe some removal of spare parts is ok, but thats before the former me goes all the way to the captains quarters. Perhaps a description could be mandatory, like a checklist of limbs and extremities along with the comments.

Get some Eve. Make it yours.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#731 - 2016-07-28 16:32:02 UTC
Back to the front page because our friends need hats too.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Regan Rotineque
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#732 - 2016-08-29 18:47:39 UTC
Necroing a necro post

CCPlz when can we dress up our 'friends' and have them sit with us in our CQ ? Might even make me use the CQ...so that i can view my corpse rack or jar of heads rack :)
Kenrailae
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#733 - 2016-08-29 20:47:15 UTC
Don't forget Hats!

The Law is a point of View

The NPE IS a big deal
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#734 - 2016-09-02 20:10:41 UTC
Can this please be a thing? I would like more interaction with my 500+ companions.

S H I T P O S T I N G
Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#735 - 2016-09-09 16:29:23 UTC
Angry Onions wrote:
Can this please be a thing? I would like more interaction with my 500+ companions.

Only 500? I've got more than that starting with the letter A ;)

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.
Federigo Mondial
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#736 - 2016-09-15 08:44:07 UTC
Why aren't we funding this ?
Jadek Kin
Incorruptibles
#737 - 2016-09-16 05:12:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Jadek Kin
Federigo Mondial wrote:
Why aren't we funding this ?

We're waiting on proper testing from Alpha clones to understand the many intricacies of degloving the skin from a Free to Play capsuleer body to craft and wear as a lovely evening coat. Chloe deserves nothing but the finest SKINs and freaky fresh flesh fashions.

@JadekMenaheim
Poranius Fisc
State War Academy
Caldari State
#738 - 2016-09-16 18:44:13 UTC
Jev North wrote:
help I can't breathe


If you die can I have your corpse?
Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#739 - 2016-09-16 19:14:03 UTC
Poranius Fisc wrote:
Jev North wrote:
help I can't breathe


If you die can I have your corpse?

Ask someone for his corpse 4 years and 3 months after he posted in here Roll

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.
Poranius Fisc
State War Academy
Caldari State
#740 - 2016-09-16 20:41:16 UTC
Linus Gorp wrote:
Poranius Fisc wrote:
Jev North wrote:
help I can't breathe


If you die can I have your corpse?

Ask someone for his corpse 4 years and 3 months after he posted in here Roll

Question still stands.

37 pages is a lot to read through, so I just went through the first two and didnt check dates.