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Who's your perm-war-dec Douchebag in EVE Online?
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industry alt 4
King of Bongo Bong
#1 - 2016-09-02 21:19:56 UTC  |  Edited by: industry alt 4
From here : "Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and *******, however not yet reached ****** or ************. Not to be confuzed with douche."

Sometimes you just come across a Douchebag in this game. You know,.... it happens. Perhaps it is a kiddie that lands his communication wrong, or maybe perhaps it was just someone that just lost his shiny pod by suicide gankers in Jita.
But really really sometimes, you find those little gems. You know, the arrogant scroogy carebag douchbag that measures its penis with its carebear mentality and wallet size.

There is ofcourse nothing wrong with being a scrooge, having alot of isk... or penis. But sometimes it is just too present ya know. If ya know what i mean... Like waking up in the morning on ya sisters sleepover, and watching her girlfriends stare at something standing uprite between your legs Straight. Ofcourse there is nothing wrong with being socialy awkward, that is just fine, but i find reflecting shortcommings on others being just rude.

Who's your favourite douchebag? I will start of with mine: Zahara Cody

ps: He seems to fly around jita with T2 bpo's aswell.
pss: Send me quotes for year long perm war dec's and lets have some fun Lol
Dirty Forum Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#2 - 2016-09-02 21:39:50 UTC
I'm going to go ahead and predict that a certain "industry alt 4" has just made several peoples' lists as well Roll


Also I'll perma-dec Zahara Cody for you for 100 mil a week - paid in advance because I don't have any isk to start the war otherwise Shocked

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Shallanna Yassavi
qwertz corp
#3 - 2016-09-03 03:07:45 UTC
You do know your corp leader is in Doomheim, right?

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Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#4 - 2016-09-03 05:43:58 UTC
I would permadec an old corpmate of mine: Leon Amatin.

Unfortunately he ran off to nullsec thinking he had big boy britches on. He is learning otherwise...

If he comes back to highsec, his ass is mine. Lol
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#5 - 2016-09-03 06:31:14 UTC
Came here expecting salt. Left only mildly disappointed

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pushdogg
relocation LLC.
#6 - 2016-09-04 05:56:07 UTC
The Russians as a whole seem to rub me the wrong way. Although, I'm American and it seems we are just programmed that way.

Zahara Cody isn't that bad OP, he is like the majority of rich people I meet in RL.

All that said, I used to get bothered by people in Eve, I got over it.
Winter Archipelago
Autumn Industrial Enterprises
#7 - 2016-09-04 16:46:06 UTC
Nobody ever really wardecs me, even when they see one of my in-corp alts running around with a bil in my DST multiple times a week.

The few times it happened, the wardec'ers end up blocking me or jacking their CSPA through the roof.

I'm only trying to help by giving them directions to where I'm at, how to find me, and what I'm carrying. I can't help it that I learned how to use the mail feature while in Dreddit / TEST.

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#8 - 2016-09-04 20:47:30 UTC
Hello Zahara, nice bit of advertising you've got going on here

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Thermal Damage
Star Nation
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2016-09-05 17:22:45 UTC
Tears delivered directly to our doorstep?

Nah probably not, its the illiterate Zahara and the ego only he is impressed by.

I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#10 - 2016-09-06 15:18:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Dirk Magnum
It's been a couple years since I really cared enough to wish this on any individual. Even the alliances MOA, Co2, and Darknessdot get a pass from me at this point. I fleet fight who Mittens tells me, and gank who Miniluv tells me, and I get my money's worth out of this game. No h8, m8. Namaste.

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Luscius Uta
#11 - 2016-09-08 07:39:59 UTC
I, too, am jealous of Zahara Cody because he earns more ISK in a month than I do in a year (and I have station trading alts)

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Arden Elenduil
Unlimited Bear Works
#12 - 2016-09-09 15:56:53 UTC
Socratic, holy hell that guy was a tool of tools.

Both myself and several other people had that guy pretty much on the permashitter
Lord Ra
Sicarius.
#13 - 2016-09-10 01:26:11 UTC
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
I would permadec an old corpmate of mine: Leon Amatin.

Unfortunately he ran off to nullsec thinking he had big boy britches on. He is learning otherwise...

If he comes back to highsec, his ass is mine. Lol




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Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
Nornir Empire
#14 - 2016-09-10 08:14:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Elizabeth Norn
Hemmo, this is too much; it's becoming an obsession for you.

You're virtually harassing Zahara on multiple alts, just give it a rest.

Here's the last thread that was the result of a failed one-up attempt by using an edited wallet screenshot and lots of insults through mail. This is all because Zahara sold something for more than Hemmo was willing to pay for it.

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Zahara Cody
Imperial Corrections Service.
#15 - 2016-09-10 21:57:49 UTC
Please guys, don't do it... I'll take some sensitivity training since you can't htfu.

Hating is free, that's why poor people do it the best.
Zahara Cody
Imperial Corrections Service.
#16 - 2016-09-10 22:07:51 UTC
I aspire to have you think of me as a motherf*cker in the end. My work continues.

Hating is free, that's why poor people do it the best.
InterStellar Architect
InterStellar Architects Corporation
#17 - 2016-10-12 16:01:58 UTC
Getting butt hurt and ego hurt over bragging is an emotional weakness. Just like it is an emotional weakness to constantly desire to brag and feel important.
Zahara Cody
Imperial Corrections Service.
#18 - 2016-10-12 17:15:40 UTC
I guess pointing out everyones weekness makes you the strong one here.

Hating is free, that's why poor people do it the best.
InterStellar Architect
InterStellar Architects Corporation
#19 - 2016-10-12 17:21:40 UTC
Zahara Cody wrote:
I guess pointing out everyones weekness makes you the strong one here.

Your words not mine ;) But I will admit, I am a person with weaknesses as well.