Sell Orders

So I was stumbling drunkenly through highsec a couple minutes ago when I came upon a pitiful sight - a soul in dire need of counsel. I, being a good Samaritan, stopped to help him:

[09:34:23] Ethereal Inquisitor > If I make a confession here, will it be my salvation?
[09:34:49] Raluca-Luminaria Tempest > you are trippin.....sure, make a confession
[09:37:05] EVE System > Channel changed to Osmon Local Channel
[09:37:15] Companion Qube > Ethereal my child, what is it you wish to confess?
[09:37:28] Ethereal Inquisitor > i have thirty thoughts
[09:37:33] Ethereal Inquisitor > at the same time
[09:37:42] Companion Qube > you can tell me, I'm father Companion "No Bad Touch"™ Qube
[09:37:50] Ethereal Inquisitor > it makes me confused
[09:37:51] Companion Qube > oh dear lord
[09:37:53] Companion Qube > what are these 30 thoughts
[09:38:15] Companion Qube > is it possible you could concentrate and slow one down? then you'd only have 29 thoughts
[09:38:21] Ethereal Inquisitor > well.. about washing laundry, doing dishes, walking the dog, ...
[09:38:27] Companion Qube > the lord smiles upon 29 and 31 thoughts
[09:38:31] Ethereal Inquisitor > but there's so many of them
[09:38:45] Companion Qube > quiet your mind my child
[09:38:48] Ethereal Inquisitor > maybe i could try that
[09:38:51] Companion Qube > concentrate
[09:38:53] Companion Qube > if that fails
[09:38:55] Companion Qube > try to think faster
[09:39:12] Ethereal Inquisitor > sounds reasonable
[09:39:19] Companion Qube > concentrate on your best friend's hot wife as well as the cute girl who served you coffee this morning
[09:39:20] Ethereal Inquisitor > which one i should try 1st
[09:39:33] Companion Qube > if you can manage to squeze them into the same space you've achieved 31 thoughts and you're saved
[09:39:36] Ethereal Inquisitor > oh, the ones i already had sex with?
[09:39:52] Companion Qube > just concentrate on doing both at the same time my child
[09:40:03] Companion Qube > it might take a little bit of liquor to convince them
[09:40:12] Companion Qube > but it's your eternal salvation we're talking about
[09:40:24] Ethereal Inquisitor > HALLELUJAH
[09:40:24] Companion Qube > .... anything goes
[09:40:29] Ethereal Inquisitor > I can see it now
[09:40:45] Companion Qube > my dear child, please make your check out to the church of companion qube
[09:40:54] Ethereal Inquisitor > I must concentrate solely on having sex with my friends wife and sister (the waitress was his sister)
[09:41:25] Ethereal Inquisitor > that is my single thought from this day on... no more thirty thoughts... just ONE!
[09:41:35] Companion Qube > amen
[09:41:49] Ethereal Inquisitor > I thank thee from the bottom of my heart
[09:41:53] Companion Qube > and farewell my child, I must move on and save other souls in distress
[09:42:12] Ethereal Inquisitor > Praise the holy companion


I will hence-forth offer my services as a holy wise-man to council those in the direst of need, please make your donations to Companion Qube.

This thread is simply not relevant to Sell orders.

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