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Solecist Project
#21 - 2016-08-29 16:20:52 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
This reminds me of the rubber thorax she has ...
... with no clue what to do with it.


No! NO! Bad Miss Solecist, bad! Bad!

Back to GD with you! Shoo! Coming here from YC117 like you own the place and try wreck the peace? Not on my watch!
:D

Or else... what?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
John Revenent
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#22 - 2016-08-29 20:10:58 UTC
Makoto Priano wrote:
Vlad Cetes wrote:
This is worth an IGS post?

Well, it could be worse. It could be a Jade Constantine post.


Maker, but I miss those.


Indeed. The drivel we've been forced to witness on the IGS over the past few years has quite a few missing the old days, when debates were structured and tactfully poised..

Ishukone Loyalist - Private Contractor

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."
Yarosara Ruil
#23 - 2016-08-29 23:52:46 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:

Or else... what?


I'll take off my goggles and give you the sternest glare of your life!

And don't think I won't do it! Because I will!
Arrendis
TK Corp
#24 - 2016-08-30 02:44:39 UTC
I don't think you'll do it.
Slayer Liberator
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#25 - 2016-08-30 04:51:31 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
This reminds me of the rubber thorax she has ...
... with no clue what to do with it.

Well I would describe how to use it but I would get banned from the igs for doing so
Solecist Project
#26 - 2016-08-30 13:36:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:

Or else... what?


I'll take off my goggles and give you the sternest glare of your life!

And don't think I won't do it! Because I will!

Is this a hidden attempt of flirting with me? :D


I'd honestly love to see that, you young gurista!
We could exchange smiles and then go out and kill some random highsec existence.

We can't wipe them out, but oh we can try so hard..........


Slayer Liberator wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
This reminds me of the rubber thorax she has ...
... with no clue what to do with it.

Well I would describe how to use it but I would get banned from the igs for doing so

You'd not be the first to try...

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#27 - 2016-08-31 04:04:28 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
This reminds me of the rubber thorax she has ...
... with no clue what to do with it.

It was not rubber. It was plastic. It does vibrate and buzz.

And there is no purpose for this device. It is just a toy for kids.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Indira Harashani
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#28 - 2016-08-31 05:17:56 UTC
Oh, you sweet summer child...

Lady Indira Harashani

Holder of the Kheryskova Archipelago, Kihtaled IV
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#29 - 2016-08-31 05:38:16 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
It was not rubber. It was plastic. It does vibrate and buzz.
And there is no purpose for this device. It is just a toy for kids.


There is a purpose.

See, what you do, is you turn the device on, and then you stick it in your navel*, and then after a while, you giggle, because it's ticklish.












































































*it's not your navel.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Solecist Project
#30 - 2016-08-31 10:37:51 UTC
OMG WHAT IS IT THEN PLEASE STOP TORTURING US!!!!!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#31 - 2016-08-31 11:50:52 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
It was not rubber. It was plastic. It does vibrate and buzz.
And there is no purpose for this device. It is just a toy for kids.


There is a purpose.

See, what you do, is you turn the device on, and then you stick it in your navel*, and then after a while, you giggle, because it's ticklish.

And then you die from internal bleeding.

As I said, it is just kid's toy. Leave the damn thing be, it is not to be stuck anywhere and used as a weapon.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Solecist Project
#32 - 2016-08-31 13:48:41 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
It was not rubber. It was plastic. It does vibrate and buzz.
And there is no purpose for this device. It is just a toy for kids.


There is a purpose.

See, what you do, is you turn the device on, and then you stick it in your navel*, and then after a while, you giggle, because it's ticklish.

And then you die from internal bleeding.

As I said, it is just kid's toy. Leave the damn thing be, it is not to be stuck anywhere and used as a weapon.

You'd have to pound that ... navel ... really hard to cause internal bleeding.....

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Tabor Murn
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2016-08-31 13:54:35 UTC
That makes me wonder, do Caldari tube children even have navels? In fact, why do any clones have navels? Do the clone techs just put them there to give us something to look at as we ponder the mysteries of the universe?
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#34 - 2016-08-31 16:32:16 UTC
Tabor Murn wrote:
In fact, why do any clones have navels?


see, what happens is, when a clone is being prepared, the clone technician pokes it with a stick to see if it's ready yet.

The indentation left by the stick, forms the navel.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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