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Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#1 - 2016-08-24 06:15:50 UTC
By the order of Lady Newelle:

I do not believe that Strike Commander Diana Kim is a Gallente agent. Nor do I have any particular knowledge of her sexual fetishes, should she have any. Any and all statements that I made to the contrary are facetious and should not be considered true.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2016-08-24 06:22:58 UTC
Stop throwing radioisotopes into the thermoelectric generator already.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#3 - 2016-08-24 06:52:16 UTC
This actually is the result of a lengthy conversation between Lady Newelle, Strike Commander Kim, and myself and the judgement of my holder to resolve any disputes.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Nick Bete
Highsec Haulers Inc.
#4 - 2016-08-24 18:15:51 UTC
TL;DR-- Kimmy couldn't take a joke so she cried to your master who made you publicly eat crow and apologize. Got it.
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#5 - 2016-08-24 18:24:55 UTC
Don't make assumptions in public about something which happened in private. Unless you would like to be the one dining on crow.

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
Mitara Newelle
Newelle Family
#6 - 2016-08-24 19:56:21 UTC
Mr Bete, your simpleton's assessment of this post is exactly the reason the post was made.

Lord Ibrahim, I'm afraid your advice has arrived too late.

Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidios Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2016-08-25 01:18:53 UTC
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote:
Don't make assumptions in public about something which happened in private. Unless you would like to be the one dining on crow.


Crows don't have much meat on them anyway.

Unless you speak of Corovids. Actually no, despite their size they still don't really have alot of meat on them.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Vlad Cetes
Original Sinners
Pandemic Legion
#8 - 2016-08-25 02:00:10 UTC
This is worth an IGS post?

Well, it could be worse. It could be a Jade Constantine post.
Nick Bete
Highsec Haulers Inc.
#9 - 2016-08-25 03:48:09 UTC
Mitara Newelle wrote:
Mr Bete, your simpleton's assessment of this post is exactly the reason the post was made...

Your childish attempt at admonishing me notwithstanding, I stand by my assessment. Kim got butthurt over a joke, whined and got you to censure your retainer. How is any of that wrong?
Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#10 - 2016-08-25 04:19:51 UTC
Vlad Cetes wrote:
This is worth an IGS post?

Well, it could be worse. It could be a Jade Constantine post.


Maker, but I miss those.

Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries: exploring the edge of the known, advancing the state of the art. Would you like to know more?
Zekiel Iyhr
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#11 - 2016-08-25 06:06:20 UTC
Makoto Priano wrote:
Vlad Cetes wrote:
This is worth an IGS post?

Well, it could be worse. It could be a Jade Constantine post.


Maker, but I miss those.



I fear I was not around during that time. However, I am curious. What were the posts like?
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#12 - 2016-08-25 06:11:23 UTC
Jade liked building walls of text, and making us (and our eyes) pay for them.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#13 - 2016-08-25 06:22:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Rodj Blake
Zekiel Iyhr wrote:
Makoto Priano wrote:
Vlad Cetes wrote:
This is worth an IGS post?

Well, it could be worse. It could be a Jade Constantine post.


Maker, but I miss those.



I fear I was not around during that time. However, I am curious. What were the posts like?


Long, really long. You may think that a space elevator is long, but that's nothing compared to a Jade Constantine post.

And at least the space elevator has a purpose and it's upright so it can't be said to be lying.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#14 - 2016-08-25 15:51:38 UTC
Mitara Newelle wrote:
Lord Ibrahim, I'm afraid your advice has arrived too late.


Much like any decent post on the IGS, it's too late and/or fully enveloped by the terrible posts that surround it on all sides.
Arnulf Ogunkoya
Clan Ogunkoya
Electus Matari
#15 - 2016-08-26 21:04:42 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:

Long, really long. You may think that a space elevator is long, but that's nothing compared to a Jade Constantine post.

And at least the space elevator has a purpose and it's upright so it can't be said to be lying.


Witty. Perhaps not entirely accurate but undeniably witty.

My personal favourite was the way she, Archbishop & Merdaneth used to chuck large chunks of verbiage at each other. With the occasional interjection from The Cosmopolite.

Regards, Arnulf Ogunkoya.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#16 - 2016-08-27 05:17:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Anabella Rella
Ah those were the "golden" (relatively speaking) days of the IGS indeed. Their posts may have taken a month each to read and were usually self-serving in some way but, at least they were literate. I especially miss The Cosmopolite's and Archbishop's word stylings.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Vlad Cetes
Original Sinners
Pandemic Legion
#17 - 2016-08-27 23:34:05 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Ah those were the "golden" (relatively speaking) days of the IGS indeed. Their posts may have taken a month each to read and were usually self-serving in some way but, at least they were literate. I especially miss The Cosmopolite's and Archbishop's word stylings.


Find someone with a backup of Archbishop or The Cosmopolite's clone data and something might be arranged. Even Revan Neferis would do at this point
Arnulf Ogunkoya
Clan Ogunkoya
Electus Matari
#18 - 2016-08-28 09:59:50 UTC
Vlad Cetes wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
Ah those were the "golden" (relatively speaking) days of the IGS indeed. Their posts may have taken a month each to read and were usually self-serving in some way but, at least they were literate. I especially miss The Cosmopolite's and Archbishop's word stylings.


Find someone with a backup of Archbishop or The Cosmopolite's clone data and something might be arranged. Even Revan Neferis would do at this point


Revan? Gods & spirits no.

On the other hand I'd be amused to see how well she'd play with the current generation of Sani's. Knowing her she would likely inspire Commander Kim into one of her rants about unnatural practices. Then Revan would likely set a corp or two of bargain basement mercenaries on her as a display of annoyance. In secret of course.

Y'know I'm starting to warm to this idea. Does anyone have her contact details? Assuming she's still alive that is.

Regards, Arnulf Ogunkoya.
Solecist Project
#19 - 2016-08-29 14:24:02 UTC
This reminds me of the rubber thorax she has ...
... with no clue what to do with it.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Yarosara Ruil
#20 - 2016-08-29 14:33:58 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
This reminds me of the rubber thorax she has ...
... with no clue what to do with it.


No! NO! Bad Miss Solecist, bad! Bad!

Back to GD with you! Shoo! Coming here from YC117 like you own the place and try wreck the peace? Not on my watch!
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