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[MERC] Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
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General Shogun
Free Candy Get In The Van
Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
#21 - 2016-08-13 13:22:24 UTC
Available for hire & still recruiting.

Although considered illegal in most countries, we have many satisfied clients...
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#22 - 2016-08-13 22:58:47 UTC
General Shogun wrote:
Available for hire & still recruiting.

Although considered illegal in most countries, we have many satisfied clients...

And it was said: 'Let the little children come unto me, for the Realm of EVE shall be theirs...'

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
General Shogun
Free Candy Get In The Van
Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
#23 - 2016-08-14 14:56:01 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
General Shogun wrote:
Available for hire & still recruiting.

Although considered illegal in most countries, we have many satisfied clients...

And it was said: 'Let the little children come unto me, for the Realm of EVE shall be theirs...'


...all that is required is entry into the van...marked "Free Candy" Big smile
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#24 - 2016-08-14 18:03:44 UTC
General Shogun wrote:
Starrakatt wrote:
General Shogun wrote:
Available for hire & still recruiting.

Although considered illegal in most countries, we have many satisfied clients...

And it was said: 'Let the little children come unto me, for the Realm of EVE shall be theirs...'


...all that is required is entry into the van...marked "Free Candy" Big smile

Just the battle axe and the butcher knife I see on the shelf with the carcasses of beloved pillows spread all around, memory foam and feathers all around the van make me cringe it's not even the wailing cries of your latest victims or the bloodstains, it's the pillows that never made it to pillow kinky talk time... Sadness. Free candy is an awesome PvP/Merc alliance I highly endorse.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
General Shogun
Free Candy Get In The Van
Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
#25 - 2016-08-18 02:58:37 UTC
...Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance has found new "uses" for duct tape.

I *almost* feel guilty....
Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#26 - 2016-08-18 23:37:53 UTC
General Shogun wrote:
...Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance has found new "uses" for duct tape.

I *almost* feel guilty....


Can confirm the duct tape was useful. I endorse this product.

(They really do have candy too) Blink

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..
Slievin
State War Academy
Caldari State
#27 - 2016-08-19 13:42:08 UTC
We just got a bunch of Candy for the weekend!

Get in the Van!
Kendra Katana
Slugcat Hive Intelligence
#28 - 2016-08-20 09:02:25 UTC
Slievin wrote:
We just got a bunch of Candy for the weekend!

Get in the Van!


have to admit that i do like candy :)

“Do your own thing on your own terms and get what you came here for.”

-Oliver James
General Shogun
Free Candy Get In The Van
Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
#29 - 2016-08-21 16:45:05 UTC
When push comes to shove, remember...

...keep the van door open!
pelon pelonete
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#30 - 2016-08-21 18:52:16 UTC
so what's the rec channel name ?

and do you have a post on the rec forum?

General Shogun
Free Candy Get In The Van
Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
#31 - 2016-08-21 20:28:29 UTC
pelon pelonete wrote:
so what's the rec channel name ?

and do you have a post on the rec forum?



No rec channel; send me a private convo or EveMail.

The recruitment post is at the bottom of the original post
General Shogun
Free Candy Get In The Van
Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
#32 - 2016-08-24 15:01:50 UTC
Popcorn chicken...tasty!
Solecist Project
#33 - 2016-08-24 23:02:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
Kendra Katana wrote:
Slievin wrote:
We just got a bunch of Candy for the weekend!

Get in the Van!


have to admit that i do like candy :)

wow, even i kind of pale in compared to your whiteness...

that needs fixing...

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
General Shogun
Free Candy Get In The Van
Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
#34 - 2016-08-25 18:36:52 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Kendra Katana wrote:
Slievin wrote:
We just got a bunch of Candy for the weekend!

Get in the Van!


have to admit that i do like candy :)

wow, even i kind of pale in compared to your whiteness...

that needs fixing...


This is the kind of input I appreciate, I'll have Chromalux bulbs installed in the Van ASAP to increase vitamin D absorption.
Harleydavid
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2016-08-26 16:47:54 UTC
Just joined this band of misfits, good group of weirdos..

Would recommend if completely smashed or high as a kite!
General Shogun
Free Candy Get In The Van
Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
#36 - 2016-08-27 21:40:59 UTC
Free Candy Get In The Van is recommended by 4 out of 5 unemployed dentist.
General Shogun
Free Candy Get In The Van
Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
#37 - 2016-08-28 21:43:06 UTC
The Van door is open for contracts & recruitment.
General Shogun
Free Candy Get In The Van
Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
#38 - 2016-08-30 14:45:58 UTC
I know the voices in my head aren't real...but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
General Shogun
Free Candy Get In The Van
Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
#39 - 2016-08-31 15:09:26 UTC
Accepting contracts & recruits.

If you like cheap liquor, fat women and good times, we are the obvious choice!
Callimae
Glorious Domination CFO
#40 - 2016-08-31 17:44:34 UTC
General Shogun wrote:
Accepting contracts & recruits.

If you like cheap liquor, fat women and good times, we are the obvious choice!


Your not the obvious choice, Vendetta, Archetype, Marmite, BAW, complaints, them Ruskies and some others would be. Hell I would even say POH as just Zeus on his own would ruin your day

Good luck to you