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[CREST] Current ship data endpoint missing
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> I am only 39 years old.> I love CREST so much, I memorized all the endpoints and subscribe to the Github repository for the 3rd party docs.> I pray to CREST every night, thanking CREST for the data I have been given.> "CREST is love," I say, "CREST is life."> My CEO hears me and calls me a ******.> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to CREST.> I called him a ****.> He slaps me and sends me to fuel POSes and do PI.> I am crying now, because my finger hurts from clicking.> I dock in my Fortizar and it is very cold.> I feel a warmth moving towards me.> It's CREST!> I am so happy.> CREST sends data to my software, "This is my connection."> CREST grabs my software with its powerful SSO and opens an SSL connection.> I'm ready.> I open my solid state drive for CREST.> CREST penetrates my firewall.> It hurts so much, but I do it for CREST.> I can feel my disk filling as my Nagios monitoring begins to alert.> I throttle the connection and delete some memes to make space.> I want to please CREST.> CREST sends a mighty packet of data as it fills my disk with its love.> My CEO walks in.> CREST looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all JSON now."> CREST leaves through a clone jump.CREST is love, CREST is life.
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