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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#1 - 2012-01-05 20:59:49 UTC
This brick was amazing - caressing and leaping
and spilling and whispering,
or so said the poets,
and like a sponge, it absorbed every mood I threw at it,
which is why it is read...

Yes, I meant 'read', for passers-by would stop and read the red brick,
page by page,
and yes, it does bother me, since it is my moods that are being read,
but not as bothersome as people asking me to 'toss another mood' at the brick,
thinking it is some kind of fascinating and unusual circus act...

So I take aim at the brick and let go another mood,
which it absorbs like a sponge;
and the people clap and hop with glee
(which is far better than their making snide, sneering remarks,
let me tell you!)...


I call the brick 'that mood brick',
or 'the book brick' since little stories accompany the moods...

Moods and stories.
Next thing you know it will be lusting after another brick...
and not just to create a popular story, either!
I do feel pity for it's romantic deprivations...
(and yes, I have tossed plenty of pity its way)...


Do I cherish the brick? Hmmm...
Well, if you call leaving it at the construction site 'cherishing'...
but I do go back to it, nearly every day...
I really should take it home...

maybe give it some chicken soup...

and watch the Wizard of Oz with it.
I think it would like that.

Then leave it in the garden...

I will go back tomorrow...

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
CoLe Blackblood
the united
#2 - 2012-01-05 21:12:33 UTC
Turn it off...TURN IT OFF!
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-01-05 21:49:33 UTC
Hello, forums user Lady Spank

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#4 - 2012-01-05 22:10:13 UTC
Hello Dear

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Mr Bigwinky
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-01-16 13:27:05 UTC
whatsgoingonhere.jpg
Welcome to EVE online, here's your rubix cube, go F*** yourself ♥
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#6 - 2012-01-16 13:40:18 UTC
Are you in a college literary course and/or high?

http://www.wormholes.info
Keeley Ellis
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-01-16 13:59:51 UTC
Not that the poignacy is lost on me, but .... poetry-geddon anyone?
Zagam
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-01-16 16:25:22 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
This brick was amazing - caressing and leaping
and spilling and whispering,
or so said the poets,
and like a sponge, it absorbed every mood I threw at it,
which is why it is read...

Yes, I meant 'read', for passers-by would stop and read the red brick,
page by page,
and yes, it does bother me, since it is my moods that are being read,
but not as bothersome as people asking me to 'toss another mood' at the brick,
thinking it is some kind of fascinating and unusual circus act...

So I take aim at the brick and let go another mood,
which it absorbs like a sponge;
and the people clap and hop with glee
(which is far better than their making snide, sneering remarks,
let me tell you!)...


I call the brick 'that mood brick',
or 'the book brick' since little stories accompany the moods...

Moods and stories.
Next thing you know it will be lusting after another brick...
and not just to create a popular story, either!
I do feel pity for it's romantic deprivations...
(and yes, I have tossed plenty of pity its way)...


Do I cherish the brick? Hmmm...
Well, if you call leaving it at the construction site 'cherishing'...
but I do go back to it, nearly every day...
I really should take it home...

maybe give it some chicken soup...

and watch the Wizard of Oz with it.
I think it would like that.

Then leave it in the garden...

I will go back tomorrow...


I'll have what she's having.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#9 - 2012-01-16 16:46:18 UTC
Should've gotten drunk before reading that.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Mr Bigwinky
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-01-16 16:47:17 UTC
It doesn't help.
Welcome to EVE online, here's your rubix cube, go F*** yourself ♥
Officer Nyota Uhura
#11 - 2012-01-16 21:01:39 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Should've gotten drunk before reading that.

I was drunk. Wasn't any better.
Karl Planck
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-01-16 21:06:37 UTC
this is almost as good as the "crimers gonna get crimed" thread

I has all the eve inactivity
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
The Initiative.
#13 - 2012-01-17 01:43:36 UTC
The Brick needs some chicken soup my friend, many thanks.

Hmmm
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#14 - 2012-01-17 01:53:45 UTC
I found that read very relaxing.With a cup of warm tea and a nice doobie of Estamels Kush 1.1

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
Izzy Alistair
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2012-01-17 02:36:04 UTC
Aaaaand this is why I browse C&P...this should win an award.
I likegirls
The Terrifying League Of Dog Fort
Deepwater Hooligans
#16 - 2012-01-17 03:08:11 UTC
Darius III wrote:
The Brick needs some chicken soup my friend, many thanks.


Down with brick!
NeoShocker
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
#17 - 2012-01-17 23:16:35 UTC
Sick, chicken soup please Lady Spank. :-)
gunnery
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#18 - 2012-01-18 00:41:48 UTC
NEO IS A SPY AND A HOMO.... AND YOU ALL ARE SHAT!!!!
Joshke
Red's Swashbucklers Corp
Passive Paladin
#19 - 2012-01-18 01:31:26 UTC
Vogon poetry is widely accepted as the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent, of his poem, Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, but the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council, survived by gnawing one of his own legs off... The absolute worst poetry was written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex Lady Spank... luckily, it was destroyed when the Earth was.

...
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#20 - 2012-01-18 02:51:37 UTC
Not cool bro

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
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