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suicide ganking (AKA risk free kills)

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ima cute pirate
Asteroid Farm Unlimited
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2016-08-07 19:39:45 UTC
so ive noticed how overpowered and how easy it is. and i have come to realize that there is no risk to it, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

therefore, i want to get in on it. how do i solo suicide gank a hauler?
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#2 - 2016-08-07 20:24:10 UTC
Fit a catalyst with railguns, go to Jita 4-4, target the station and shoot


Voila


You've now (attempted to) suicide gank the richest hauler in all of New Eden

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#3 - 2016-08-07 20:32:37 UTC
Or just fit a Catalyst with neutron blasters, find an AFK Venture, and let forth the booms.

Work your way up from there.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2016-08-07 20:44:24 UTC
It's too easy!
Somebody please teach me how to do it!
.....then how did you know it was easy LOL?

This thread's gonna be much fun I can tell
NotTheSmartestCookie
Shooting Blues Everyday
Gimme Da Loot
#5 - 2016-08-07 20:49:12 UTC
And don't forget it is easy to make billions of ISK per hour while suicide ganking!

Catalysts do not hold up well under gate guns, so fit a cruiser with lots of DPS and a semblance of tank (Moa, Vexor).

You will need an alt to scoop the loot, so the alt may as well be used to cargo and ship scan autopiloting ships. If your scout detects a ship with good loot and bad tank warp in the ganker and join the elite club of "High Sec Content Providers"(tm)

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#6 - 2016-08-07 20:50:01 UTC
Brokk Witgenstein wrote:
It's too easy!
Somebody please teach me how to do it!
.....then how did you know it was easy LOL?

This thread's gonna be much fun I can tell


First, get a Velator......

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2016-08-07 20:51:43 UTC
More thinking along the lines of a smartbombing Rokh on the Hek undock. It'll be glorious!
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#8 - 2016-08-07 23:33:43 UTC
Personally I recommend a RLM Orthrus, ideally faction fit for ganking.
Just sit on the Jita undock and blap the first T1 hauler you see, you'll almost always recoup your losses that way.
Quick easy ISK.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Dirty Forum Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#9 - 2016-08-08 00:18:05 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Personally I recommend a RLM Orthrus, ideally faction fit for ganking.
Just sit on the Jita undock and blap the first T1 hauler you see, you'll almost always recoup your losses that way.
Quick easy ISK.

If you want to go for t2 haulers you'll probably need an officer fit.

But if you want to save some money I'm willing to give up part of my sec status to help you if you provide me a proper faction-fit ganking orthrus - and you can even keep most of the loot to cover the expenses.

Pirate

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occasionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time. And sank into the pool's mire. They also smelt a great deal.

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings (Sussex)

Shallanna Yassavi
qwertz corp
#10 - 2016-08-08 02:08:28 UTC
Hypnotize the indy pilot with a prayer to Bob in local, and once you have him in a suggestible state, have him eject from the indy.

I know, it's boring without fireworks.

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Nitshe Razvedka
#11 - 2016-08-08 02:47:04 UTC
ima cute pirate wrote:
so ive noticed how overpowered and how easy it is. and i have come to realize that there is no risk to it, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

therefore, i want to get in on it. how do i solo suicide gank a hauler?



Good old Nitshe will look after you, PM me when you next go out.

I'll show you the ropes me hearty, an apprentice ganker should always be shown the 'golden rivet'.

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#12 - 2016-08-08 03:15:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Noragen Neirfallas
Brokk Witgenstein wrote:
More thinking along the lines of a smartbombing Rokh on the Hek undock. It'll be glorious!

Nah but it you happen to know when an eve uni frigate roam is about to leave their home area ;)

PS the hek undock is massive so you cant actually activate your smartbombs for quite some distance off it

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Yang Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2016-08-08 03:54:25 UTC
NotTheSmartestCookie wrote:
And don't forget it is easy to make billions of ISK per hour while suicide ganking!

Catalysts do not hold up well under gate guns, so fit a cruiser with lots of DPS and a semblance of tank (Moa, Vexor).

You will need an alt to scoop the loot, so the alt may as well be used to cargo and ship scan autopiloting ships. If your scout detects a ship with good loot and bad tank warp in the ganker and join the elite club of "High Sec Content Providers"(tm)


Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!

Rulke Reynolds
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2016-08-20 17:41:03 UTC
God you guys are some sanctimonious F*****
I for one will gladly tell you how to farm scumbag botting miners for kills

Fit a catalyst with t2 neutron blasters, load void.

Max damage output with mag stabs and hybrid turret rigs (cheap)

Fit 2 cheap scrams

go to a 0.5 system and find some afk-botting miners (assume they are ALL botting coz they are)

use your D-scan to look for retrievers, covetors and hulks, they like ice fields in particular.

when u find them, make sure they havent got any hardeners on by looking at their ship hull and making sure it isnt flashing

Approach and without bumping him, park ur catalyst right on top of him and stop your ship. Dont **** around too long tho, if they see you on dscan or on grid they WILL know whats up... the thing is for this to work they have to be either botting or AFK. Which is why anyone who complains about it is a F*** head.

Overheat your guns, open fire and put ur two scrams on him. If all goes well, you will have popped him before u get concorded (and you WILL get concorded either way)

The point is you lose a crappy 10m (forgot exact cost) catalyst but u get a 30m covetor kill or if ur really lucky... a 200m hulk kill

Its cheap to do and easy to learn GO FORTH AND GRIEF THE BOTTERS!
Nitshe Razvedka
#15 - 2016-08-20 17:53:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Nitshe Razvedka
Rulke Reynolds wrote:
God you guys are some sanctimonious F*****
I for one will gladly tell you how to farm scumbag botting miners for kills

Fit a catalyst with t2 neutron blasters, load void.

Max damage output with mag stabs and hybrid turret rigs (cheap)

Fit 2 cheap scrams

go to a 0.5 system and find some afk-botting miners (assume they are ALL botting coz they are)

use your D-scan to look for retrievers, covetors and hulks, they like ice fields in particular.

when u find them, make sure they havent got any hardeners on by looking at their ship hull and making sure it isnt flashing

Approach and without bumping him, park ur catalyst right on top of him and stop your ship. Dont **** around too long tho, if they see you on dscan or on grid they WILL know whats up... the thing is for this to work they have to be either botting or AFK. Which is why anyone who complains about it is a F*** head.

Overheat your guns, open fire and put ur two scrams on him. If all goes well, you will have popped him before u get concorded (and you WILL get concorded either way)

The point is you lose a crappy 10m (forgot exact cost) catalyst but u get a 30m covetor kill or if ur really lucky... a 200m hulk kill

Its cheap to do and easy to learn GO FORTH AND GRIEF THE BOTTERS!



My 4yr old Daughter loves your Minecraft Blog. Same demographic for your Eve advise?

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.

Victus Henley
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2016-08-22 01:25:45 UTC
suicide ganking is not risk free, it's calculated risk actually
Le Plebo
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#17 - 2016-08-23 01:47:14 UTC
ima cute pirate wrote:
so ive noticed how overpowered and how easy it is. and i have come to realize that there is no risk to it, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

therefore, i want to get in on it. how do i solo suicide gank a hauler?


Says how easy it is but needs to ask how to do it
#carebearlogic

Let us know once you have found a target, destroyed, scooped loot, pulled concord and got to station. In a packed 0.5

Galaxy Mule
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#18 - 2016-08-24 13:50:45 UTC
From what I've been able to gather from the anti-gankers, you just fit a t1 cat for 2 mil, target literally any mining ship (doesn't matter where) and press f1. Boom: 1 billion ISK profit.
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2016-08-24 14:20:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Brokk Witgenstein
Well, actually ... I think you can try for T1 frigs, shuttles and such to get over the thought of losing your ship.
Probably works better with 2-3 buddies when going for that first Mack.

(meaning: have a spare, maybe even two- better to overblap it than to see it survive in 20% structure right?)
Dirty Forum Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#20 - 2016-08-24 14:25:22 UTC
Galaxy Mule wrote:
From what I've been able to gather from the anti-gankers, you just fit a t1 cat for 2 mil, target literally any mining ship (doesn't matter where) and press f1. Boom: 1 billion ISK profit.

From what I've been able to gather from CODE. - there aren't any actual miners in the game anyway - they are all bots. And without even touching their computers ever their bots actually afk-mine, sell the ore, buy PLEX, and plex their accounts.

Purely by coincidence most of them return to their computers the instant *after* they are ganked - and spew utterly random insults towards their attackers - incoherent gibberish... Almost as if it was randomly generated...


Have you considered that they are probably just NPCs introduced into the game by CCP to distract you and give you something to fight against?

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occasionally. Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time. And sank into the pool's mire. They also smelt a great deal.

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings (Sussex)

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