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zus
TxivYawg
#1 - 2016-07-30 17:43:56 UTC
Need for Capsuleer awareness program of EVE Forum , EVE Gate ,and the CSM and they're role in the game.

New players have no idea of the above mentioned and how they give a direction in to the game

New players have to be introduced to this information more effectively and not only on CSM elections

The Forum should be treated as the Stellar Console sense is where all the lobbying and the politics are being don

Forum moderators posts should be sent to EVEmails updating discussions and encouraging to take part
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#2 - 2016-07-30 17:58:15 UTC
- No -

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#3 - 2016-07-30 18:43:45 UTC
I'm not gonna click a thread titled "attention". I'm not gonna click it. I'm not gonna click it.

Damn it, I clicked it.
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#4 - 2016-07-30 19:40:17 UTC
My leftover military idiosyncrasies make it impossible to ignore someone shouting the word "attention".... don't feel bad. I fell for it, too.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#5 - 2016-07-30 20:12:00 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
My leftover military idiosyncrasies make it impossible to ignore someone shouting the word "attention".... don't feel bad. I fell for it, too.
If the OP was a military officer, somebody would have accidentally dropped a grenade into his bunk by now.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#6 - 2016-07-30 20:54:01 UTC
zus wrote:

The Forum should be treated


Yes indeed. Bleach and deletions please.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Moonlit Raid
Doomheim
#7 - 2016-07-30 21:02:19 UTC
zus wrote:
Need for Capsuleer awareness program of EVE Forum , EVE Gate ,and the CSM and they're role in the game.

New players have no idea of the above mentioned and how they give a direction in to the game

New players have to be introduced to this information more effectively and not only on CSM elections

The Forum should be treated as the Stellar Console sense is where all the lobbying and the politics are being don

Forum moderators posts should be sent to EVEmails updating discussions and encouraging to take part

If people are interested enough in the game they will seek out this kind of information themselves.

If brute force isn't working, you're just not using enough.

Please Note: Any advice given comes with the caveat that nothing will be suitable for every situation.
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#8 - 2016-07-31 05:15:58 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
My leftover military idiosyncrasies make it impossible to ignore someone shouting the word "attention".... don't feel bad. I fell for it, too.
If the OP was a military officer, somebody would have accidentally dropped a grenade into his bunk by now.


Nah, waste of a good grenade. Instead, procure the following...
1 - Several bars of soap
2 - Similar number of socks or, as a substitute, pillow cases
3 - Enough personnel to administer "correction", generally 1-3 or as needed
4 - Additional personnel to provide sufficient restraint, also generally 1-3 or as needed
5 - Someone on firewatch willing to look the other way for sake of "correction"

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#9 - 2016-07-31 06:32:45 UTC
Sobaan Tali wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
My leftover military idiosyncrasies make it impossible to ignore someone shouting the word "attention".... don't feel bad. I fell for it, too.
If the OP was a military officer, somebody would have accidentally dropped a grenade into his bunk by now.


Nah, waste of a good grenade. Instead, procure the following...
1 - Several bars of soap
2 - Similar number of socks or, as a substitute, pillow cases
3 - Enough personnel to administer "correction", generally 1-3 or as needed
4 - Additional personnel to provide sufficient restraint, also generally 1-3 or as needed
5 - Someone on firewatch willing to look the other way for sake of "correction"
heh someone has experience with barracks justice.

Socks packed with sand are a good alternative

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#10 - 2016-07-31 06:50:21 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Sobaan Tali wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
My leftover military idiosyncrasies make it impossible to ignore someone shouting the word "attention".... don't feel bad. I fell for it, too.
If the OP was a military officer, somebody would have accidentally dropped a grenade into his bunk by now.


Nah, waste of a good grenade. Instead, procure the following...
1 - Several bars of soap
2 - Similar number of socks or, as a substitute, pillow cases
3 - Enough personnel to administer "correction", generally 1-3 or as needed
4 - Additional personnel to provide sufficient restraint, also generally 1-3 or as needed
5 - Someone on firewatch willing to look the other way for sake of "correction"
heh someone has experience with barracks justice.

Socks packed with sand are a good alternative


Technically, that isn't allowed in the US military anymore.
But, also technically... 1/28 IN didn't give a damn about what was "allowed" when it came to adjusting someone's attitude towards training.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Radical Posture
The Outsiders.
#11 - 2016-07-31 15:32:12 UTC
EvE is a Tutorial
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#12 - 2016-07-31 23:33:33 UTC
Help.
The gene pool has dangerously low chlorine levels.
Correctification is urgently needed!

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Erebus Vain
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2016-08-01 12:40:41 UTC
Moonlit Raid wrote:
zus wrote:
Need for Capsuleer awareness program of EVE Forum , EVE Gate ,and the CSM and they're role in the game.

New players have no idea of the above mentioned and how they give a direction in to the game

New players have to be introduced to this information more effectively and not only on CSM elections

The Forum should be treated as the Stellar Console sense is where all the lobbying and the politics are being don

Forum moderators posts should be sent to EVEmails updating discussions and encouraging to take part

If people are interested enough in the game they will seek out this kind of information themselves.


I was just about to post this myself. Curiosity should fix the OP's suggestion although there is always room to improve in the way in which CCP prepares it's new players.
Elenahina
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2016-08-01 12:43:34 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Sobaan Tali wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
My leftover military idiosyncrasies make it impossible to ignore someone shouting the word "attention".... don't feel bad. I fell for it, too.
If the OP was a military officer, somebody would have accidentally dropped a grenade into his bunk by now.


Nah, waste of a good grenade. Instead, procure the following...
1 - Several bars of soap
2 - Similar number of socks or, as a substitute, pillow cases
3 - Enough personnel to administer "correction", generally 1-3 or as needed
4 - Additional personnel to provide sufficient restraint, also generally 1-3 or as needed
5 - Someone on firewatch willing to look the other way for sake of "correction"
heh someone has experience with barracks justice.

Socks packed with sand are a good alternative


Technically, that isn't allowed in the US military anymore.
But, also technically... 1/28 IN didn't give a damn about what was "allowed" when it came to adjusting someone's attitude towards training.

1-2-8 movin' through...

Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you. Also, iderno
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2016-08-04 06:02:38 UTC
zus wrote:
Need for Capsuleer awareness program of EVE Forum

I AGREE! Until now none of us knew about the forums, good thing you posted about it.

Question: doesn't rookie help chat pop up automatically when you create a character? NPC corp chat channel? Google?
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2016-08-05 10:52:43 UTC
Reddit is better and it's voting system suppresses the morons, so the devs prefer to stay there.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#17 - 2016-08-07 04:25:18 UTC
Elenahina wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Sobaan Tali wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
If the OP was a military officer, somebody would have accidentally dropped a grenade into his bunk by now.


Nah, waste of a good grenade. Instead, procure the following...
1 - Several bars of soap
2 - Similar number of socks or, as a substitute, pillow cases
3 - Enough personnel to administer "correction", generally 1-3 or as needed
4 - Additional personnel to provide sufficient restraint, also generally 1-3 or as needed
5 - Someone on firewatch willing to look the other way for sake of "correction"
heh someone has experience with barracks justice.

Socks packed with sand are a good alternative


Technically, that isn't allowed in the US military anymore.
But, also technically... 1/28 IN didn't give a damn about what was "allowed" when it came to adjusting someone's attitude towards training.

1-2-8 movin' through...


Black Lions.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Kishijoten Lansing
Psyclon Nine Services Inc
#18 - 2016-08-07 11:37:53 UTC
Hengle Teron wrote:
I'm not gonna click a thread titled "attention". I'm not gonna click it. I'm not gonna click it.

Damn it, I clicked it.



lol
Tekla Rousseau
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#19 - 2016-08-07 11:46:23 UTC
Hengle Teron wrote:
I'm not gonna click a thread titled "attention". I'm not gonna click it. I'm not gonna click it.

Damn it, I clicked it.


Damn it, I clicked it too