These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE General Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
Previous page12
 

Space Pimpin'

First post
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Captain Dingles
Perkone
Caldari State
#21 - 2016-07-26 04:03:00 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Saelyth wrote:
Someone actually once told me there's some subsection or something in the EULA/TOS (you know that thing we all just click "I agree" on) prohibiting communications of a sexual nature. Not that I ever looked in said EULA to find it. Or probably read every single line of it...

...or ever did any of the aforementioned acts. Ever.

Besides, I've been told this character isn't especially attractive. Cry


I've got a few minutes to kill. Let me peruse the EULA/TOS and see what I can see.

From the ToS:

Quote:
You may not use any abusive, defamatory, ethnically or racially offensive, harassing, harmful, hateful, obscene, offensive, sexually explicit, threatening or vulgar language. (Alternate spelling or partial masking of such words will be reprimanded in the same manner as the actual use of such words.)


There's bound to be more in there, but that's the most obvious thing that pops out. So be cool, I guess.

We arn't going to be facilitating anything sexual. I'm just um talking about setting up "dates".
Captain Dingles
Perkone
Caldari State
#22 - 2016-07-26 04:05:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Captain Dingles
Saelyth wrote:
Someone actually once told me there's some subsection or something in the EULA/TOS (you know that thing we all just click "I agree" on) prohibiting communications of a sexual nature. Not that I ever looked in said EULA to find it. Or probably read every single line of it...

...or ever did any of the aforementioned acts. Ever.

Besides, I've been told this character isn't especially attractive. Cry

Well i don't have to be attractive as I'm not gonna be going on these "dates".
I'll just be part of a group that helps insure payment.
;)
edit: I miss-read yer post and thought you were talking about me rather than yourself.
Your character looks great for the space people that like that space teacher look.
Captain Dingles
Perkone
Caldari State
#23 - 2016-07-26 07:22:29 UTC
Chopper Rollins wrote:
Captain Dingles wrote:
i was undocking my Iteron 4...


Is that what the kids are calling that now?




fify
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#24 - 2016-07-26 08:41:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Nana Skalski
I think the amount of daily sexually explicit stuff in EVE is mostly under the radar. I dont believe everything is only romanthic stuff.

Quote:
As long as you're ok with most of the girls you are cybering with being G.I.R.L. s, then by all means may your story have a happy ending.


The pair that came together in EVE and married, they got a ship from CCP, it was a luxury yacht.
Would do that for a same sex marriage? I hope so.

ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ 📕

ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴏʀᴅ ɢᴜʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ

ᴏsᴘʀᴇʏ 🚀

≡⋁≡ ♥
Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
#25 - 2016-07-26 18:04:16 UTC
You're walking on thin Ice, Captain Dingles.... The Union doesn't like it if someone poaching in it's market.... New Eden is a dangerous place. Accidents happen. Contact us, perhaps we can arrange some kind of licence agreement for the right price... ;)
Captain Dingles
Perkone
Caldari State
#26 - 2016-07-27 00:00:10 UTC
Rovinia wrote:
You're walking on thin Ice, Captain Dingles.... The Union doesn't like it if someone poaching in it's market.... New Eden is a dangerous place. Accidents happen. Contact us, perhaps we can arrange some kind of licence agreement for the right price... ;)

So...um...you lookin' fer a job pretty lady? ;)
Valkin Mordirc
#27 - 2016-07-27 04:02:36 UTC
Buying GF 10k gold



Oh god the runescape flashbacks have returned.
#DeleteTheWeak
Saelyth
STK Scientific
The Initiative.
#28 - 2016-07-27 21:05:02 UTC
Captain Dingles wrote:

Your character looks great for the space people that like that space teacher look.


Probably the most amusing thing I've read in awhile now.

Rovinia wrote:
You're walking on thin Ice, Captain Dingles.... The Union doesn't like it if someone poaching in it's market.... New Eden is a dangerous place. Accidents happen. Contact us, perhaps we can arrange some kind of licence agreement for the right price... ;)


I almost want to join your corp just because of the name.

Certainly not because of any want to do exotic dancing, even with Union benefits (are they good, by the way?).

Besides, apparently I'm more "space teacher" than "exotic dancer." I suppose space librarian would also be accurate.

No, I don't "tutor." Usually.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#29 - 2016-07-27 21:13:01 UTC
I am a tutor


You may toot my floot or play with my slide rule, for a charge. Edumacation is expensive.


Oh myy

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Saelyth
STK Scientific
The Initiative.
#30 - 2016-07-27 21:20:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Saelyth
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Thats concerningly broad.
Then again, so reads any TOS/EULA in the history of anything ever


Yeah, that pretty much covers the overwhelming majority of the drivel I hear whenever I leave the WH and go to market :P

@Bumblefck: Your mustache has a decidedly epic look to it, and I think it compliments your hairstyle. Your name, though... I'd have to call you something else. I wouldn't want to laugh halfway through whatever extracurricular activities I may be engaged in.
Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
#31 - 2016-07-28 02:01:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Rovinia
Bumblefck wrote:
I am a tutor


You may toot my floot or play with my slide rule, for a charge. Edumacation is expensive.


Oh myy


Can... can i touch this awesome mustachio? Just once? Please...

With a good artist's name, like "El Mustachio Grande del Diablo" or something, we can make you a star in the Exotic Dancers Business in no time.


@Saelyth: Yes, they are. Definitely Blink
Previous page12