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Space Pimpin'

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Captain Dingles
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2016-07-25 10:47:39 UTC
I was racking my brain tryin to come up with a unique service my corp could provide New Eden.
Somethin new that would set us apart and make us known.
What I came up with is a little iffy but it feels like it would be fun.
So i have to ask yall; is there a group in game already that provides an escort service?
i was thinking we could recruit some space girls and facilitate "space Dates".
I mean in my travels as an explorer i have run into quite a few lonely capsuleers.
I haven't got how we will monetize this yet but i feel that this could be VERY lucrative.
So i gotta ask, is anybody already providing this type of service?
Also would any of yall like to join me in my quest to bring people together (for a modest fee)?
Tao Dolcino
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2016-07-25 10:53:51 UTC
Beautiful poem, thank you.
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#3 - 2016-07-25 11:01:46 UTC
Ramses Davaham
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2016-07-25 11:03:09 UTC
Jita - The new red light district of New Eden.Lol
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#5 - 2016-07-25 11:04:05 UTC
Captain Dingles
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2016-07-25 11:07:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Captain Dingles
John Volan
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2016-07-25 11:12:48 UTC
Captain Dingles wrote:
https://image.eveonline.com/character/96062462_1024.jpg

I would totally trust that face.
Captain Dingles
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2016-07-25 11:15:33 UTC
Nana Skalski wrote:
There is or was such service. But usually people find someone they are able to rp with, without any pimpin'.

...
You uh lookin fer a job by chance?
;)
Captain Dingles
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2016-07-25 11:25:29 UTC
Sustrai Aditua
Intandofisa
#10 - 2016-07-25 13:01:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Sustrai Aditua
I never had to pay for it in my ...well..., there was this one time in Poughkeepsie.

PS You might have better luck if you rented your eyebrows out as props for Madame Butterfly performances.

If we get chased by zombies, I'm tripping you.

000Hunter000
Missiles 'R' Us
#11 - 2016-07-25 18:52:41 UTC
WTS Exotic Dancers! LMFAO!!! Lol

I also have a Damsel in distress if anyone is interested! P
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#12 - 2016-07-25 19:28:07 UTC
000Hunter000 wrote:
WTS Exotic Dancers! LMFAO!!! Lol

I also have a Damsel in distress if anyone is interested! P


But do you have any Little Helpers?
Saelyth
STK Scientific
The Initiative.
#13 - 2016-07-25 20:09:50 UTC
Someone actually once told me there's some subsection or something in the EULA/TOS (you know that thing we all just click "I agree" on) prohibiting communications of a sexual nature. Not that I ever looked in said EULA to find it. Or probably read every single line of it...

...or ever did any of the aforementioned acts. Ever.

Besides, I've been told this character isn't especially attractive. Cry
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#14 - 2016-07-25 22:44:56 UTC
Not sure if Flirt Fleet is still a thing.

I remember media mentions about it at one time.

I got an invitation (met the woman running it at an EvE player gathering), but never joined.
Chopper Rollins
hahahlolspycorp
Brave Collective
#15 - 2016-07-25 23:27:38 UTC
Captain Dingles wrote:
I was racking my brain...


Is that what the kids are calling that now?



Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#16 - 2016-07-25 23:33:51 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Saelyth wrote:
Someone actually once told me there's some subsection or something in the EULA/TOS (you know that thing we all just click "I agree" on) prohibiting communications of a sexual nature. Not that I ever looked in said EULA to find it. Or probably read every single line of it...

...or ever did any of the aforementioned acts. Ever.

Besides, I've been told this character isn't especially attractive. Cry


I've got a few minutes to kill. Let me peruse the EULA/TOS and see what I can see.

From the ToS:

Quote:
You may not use any abusive, defamatory, ethnically or racially offensive, harassing, harmful, hateful, obscene, offensive, sexually explicit, threatening or vulgar language. (Alternate spelling or partial masking of such words will be reprimanded in the same manner as the actual use of such words.)


There's bound to be more in there, but that's the most obvious thing that pops out. So be cool, I guess.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#17 - 2016-07-26 00:22:27 UTC
Thats concerningly broad.
Then again, so reads any TOS/EULA in the history of anything ever
Sustrai Aditua
Intandofisa
#18 - 2016-07-26 01:12:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Sustrai Aditua
This is why we can't have nice things. If people didn't use such references for purposes of vulgarity....
IF pigs could fly.....out my ****!

If we get chased by zombies, I'm tripping you.

Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#19 - 2016-07-26 02:20:40 UTC
As long as you're ok with most of the girls you are cybering with being G.I.R.L. s, then by all means may your story have a happy ending. Whatever floats your goat.


ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Infinite Pew
#20 - 2016-07-26 03:05:42 UTC
Nana Skalski wrote:
There is or was such service. But usually people find someone they are able to rp with, without any pimpin'.

*spittake*
You owe me a new keyboard. Thanks. Lol
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