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Bombs, slaves; Birthdays!

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Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#1 - 2016-07-20 18:59:50 UTC
The S.S. Joviangress was much lighter than the Titans on call. The ::Super Stealth Bomber:: refit from transport A. I. technology replication scanners, housed a myriad of versatile defenses.

Offensively ::moon bombs:: were at the ready. Irreversibly damaged clones, brain numbed and turned into drones; Toiled and pined about hazardous vats containing explosive alchemy. The weapon known as Nanolite was a direction oriented super heated explosion of homing nano bots. Their direction of travel, density of blast and concentration of shrapnel was coordinated by manipulations of sensitive controls hive minded to the activated drone crew. Able to move at high velocity the bombs resemble a small moon or a large asteroid.

The Titan class doomsday weapons looked awkward on S.S. Joviangress. With good triangulation the detonation could be remotely controlled from safe spots. Ottom used the manual external arms of a distant bay and secured one of the bombs from the secret minmatar and jovian trade center he and his cohorts had established. Pirates were constantly looking for the source of new Minmatar/Jovian technology but were sensor dampened and destroyed by Jovian patrols for sport. The Jovians made it clear that they knew the agreements were for cosmic karma improving their plague of depression and space dementia, and persecuted all who did not meet certain mission agent requirements.

::pirateradiosignallaunch::
Well as you know ::static and feedback muddle the transmission:: I am Ottom Ephesianos and while I didn't find a Titan I loved this sweet bomber took my heart. She isn't much to look at but beauty goes only skin deep.

I patched her up with Chauncey and my extensive knowledge and experience in Battle Ship captaining while negotiating my longevity with powers beyond my control.

Freedom fighters! Welcome!

-ottout
Maria Daphiti
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#2 - 2016-07-20 19:28:52 UTC
I look forward to engaging the S.S. Joviangress with my Tormentor.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#3 - 2016-07-20 19:48:00 UTC
Good luck Otto, might want to use a svipul or confessor or, well.... any assault frigate instead of a bomber though. Bomber seems a little too specialized for what it seems like your trying to do.
Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#4 - 2016-07-21 06:55:30 UTC
A super stealth bomber?
So what, it fits capital torpedoes instead?
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2016-07-21 07:10:47 UTC
Lord Kailethre wrote:
A super stealth bomber?
So what, it fits capital torpedoes instead?

It's a regular Stealth Bomber. He's just delusional and mistook a subcapital for an actual capital ship.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#6 - 2016-07-23 00:34:48 UTC
Titans consume too much jump fuel.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2016-07-23 00:45:42 UTC
How do you people have the patience required to actually read this thoroughly enough to understand it?

Every time I try to, I end up drooling with my head dangling like a newborn baby within 5 seconds..

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#8 - 2016-07-25 02:17:25 UTC
Jason Galente wrote:
How do you people have the patience required to actually read this thoroughly enough to understand it?

Every time I try to, I end up drooling with my head dangling like a newborn baby within 5 seconds..


If your drool doesn't crystallize please use a napkin.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#9 - 2016-07-25 02:27:29 UTC
Just don't take everything as literally what it says, look at it as a puzzle and it becomes clearer...