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Nitshe Razvedka
#81 - 2016-07-19 08:28:26 UTC
Kidnapped by pirates for ransom. Left on a rock in the middle of nowhere until the isk drop-off goes through. The Rock is closest to Caldari space.

Your bounty is paid and you are returned home in a Caldari patrol ship.

Shower or not no shower?

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#82 - 2016-07-19 08:56:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Morwen Lagann
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
You are out clubbing in Tama. The Caldari's are not meeting their fleet recruiting targets.

A Caldari recruiter slips a shilling in your glass, next moment you wake up on a rusty Battleship.



Shower or not to shower?

If you think the State would consider me (or capsuleers with similar background) a good candidate for the Navy, you're either ignorant or an idiot. Probably both. Furthermore, **** Tama. Place was a shithole back when I flew with Veto and I've not heard sufficient evidence to suggest that it's changed since.

Try again.


Elmund Egivand wrote:
I don't think she clubs. Clubbing is for plebians.

I used to. Haven't had a reason to do it in almost three years, however.

Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Kidnapped by pirates for ransom. Left on a rock in the middle of nowhere until the isk drop-off goes through. The Rock is closest to Caldari space.

Your bounty is paid and you are returned home in a Caldari patrol ship.

Shower or not no shower?

A capsuleer with more money than she generally knows what to do with is not going to be short on security details, nor is she likely to be in a situation where that would be a risk as a result.

Try again.

A word of advice, by the way, since you really don't seem to get it: when you start out with a flawed premise, as you have with every single one of your attempts so far, you aren't going to come up with a good example. Period.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Nitshe Razvedka
#83 - 2016-07-19 09:13:31 UTC
Let me employ a locator agent and I will get back to you, security detail or not...........Idea

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#84 - 2016-07-19 09:16:27 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Let me employ a locator agent and I will get back to you, security detail or not...........Idea


You do know you still can't touch her in the station and use her shower right? You will be out there waiting in a ship, where showers are irrelevant.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#85 - 2016-07-19 14:49:23 UTC
And now he's gone from just annoying, obnoxious, and weird, to outright creepy and perverted.

Lovely.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Seraphim Risen
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#86 - 2016-07-19 15:08:58 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Let me employ a locator agent and I will get back to you, security detail or not...........Idea



You're flying in lowsec, there's no one around, and your cap is dead. Out of the corner of your D-scan you spot her.
Seraphim Risen.

She's following you about 30 km back. She 's in a Curse and the MWD is on. She's gaining on you.


Self destruct or die honorably?

Never not badpost.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#87 - 2016-07-19 16:02:10 UTC
Seraphim Risen wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Let me employ a locator agent and I will get back to you, security detail or not...........Idea



You're flying in lowsec, there's no one around, and your cap is dead. Out of the corner of your D-scan you spot her.
Seraphim Risen.

She's following you about 30 km back. She 's in a Curse and the MWD is on. She's gaining on you.


Self destruct or die honorably?


But what if he was in a Typhoon with Rapid Cruise Missile Launchers?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Nitshe Razvedka
#88 - 2016-07-19 16:13:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Nitshe Razvedka
Seraphim Risen wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Let me employ a locator agent and I will get back to you, security detail or not...........Idea



You're flying in lowsec, there's no one around, and your cap is dead. Out of the corner of your D-scan you spot her.
Seraphim Risen.

She's following you about 30 km back. She 's in a Curse and the MWD is on. She's gaining on you.


Self destruct or die honorably?


I read your Alliance motto "There is a secret...

They are all mad...

And they envision themselves your master."


Young lady, I would need your ship specs: I'm a man who loves his interceptor, has a proclivity to be always flying fast and has a panache for evading chains n butch grrrls.Blink

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#89 - 2016-07-19 16:55:26 UTC
Seraphim Risen wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Let me employ a locator agent and I will get back to you, security detail or not...........Idea



You're flying in lowsec, there's no one around, and your cap is dead. Out of the corner of your D-scan you spot her.
Seraphim Risen.

She's following you about 30 km back. She 's in a Curse and the MWD is on. She's gaining on you.


Self destruct or die honorably?


I'm looking for the beacon
But I'm all turned around
She's almost upon me now
And I can see there's pod goo on her Curse
My god, there's pod goo everywhere!

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Lord-of-Right- Hand-Path
Doomheim
#90 - 2016-07-19 17:03:36 UTC
Who's goo, surely not our hero's goo?
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#91 - 2016-07-19 17:11:08 UTC
Seraphim Risen wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Let me employ a locator agent and I will get back to you, security detail or not...........Idea



You're flying in lowsec, there's no one around, and your cap is dead. Out of the corner of your D-scan you spot her.
Seraphim Risen.

She's following you about 30 km back. She 's in a Curse and the MWD is on. She's gaining on you.


Self destruct or die honorably?

Buffer tanked drone boat. What is cap for again?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Slayer Liberator
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#92 - 2016-07-19 18:46:25 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Seraphim Risen wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Let me employ a locator agent and I will get back to you, security detail or not...........Idea



You're flying in lowsec, there's no one around, and your cap is dead. Out of the corner of your D-scan you spot her.
Seraphim Risen.

She's following you about 30 km back. She 's in a Curse and the MWD is on. She's gaining on you.


Self destruct or die honorably?

Buffer tanked drone boat. What is cap for again?

Hardeners and reps
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#93 - 2016-07-19 21:46:38 UTC
Slayer Liberator wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Seraphim Risen wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Let me employ a locator agent and I will get back to you, security detail or not...........Idea



You're flying in lowsec, there's no one around, and your cap is dead. Out of the corner of your D-scan you spot her.
Seraphim Risen.

She's following you about 30 km back. She 's in a Curse and the MWD is on. She's gaining on you.


Self destruct or die honorably?

Buffer tanked drone boat. What is cap for again?

Hardeners and reps

Silly, there are no active hardeners for hull tank...

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#94 - 2016-07-19 22:30:11 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Kidnapped by pirates for ransom. Left on a rock in the middle of nowhere until the isk drop-off goes through. The Rock is closest to Caldari space.

Your bounty is paid and you are returned home in a Caldari patrol ship.

Shower or not no shower?

Some peoples are just luxury-addicted hedonistic scum. They only think with their money and about their personal comfort instead of a hygiene and efficiency of maintaining it.

I think she has shown it to you already rather clear, why do you keep prying?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#95 - 2016-07-19 22:46:09 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Kidnapped by pirates for ransom. Left on a rock in the middle of nowhere until the isk drop-off goes through. The Rock is closest to Caldari space.

Your bounty is paid and you are returned home in a Caldari patrol ship.

Shower or not no shower?

Some peoples are just luxury-addicted hedonistic scum. They only think with their money and about their personal comfort instead of a hygiene and efficiency of maintaining it.

I think she has shown it to you already rather clear, why do you keep prying?

Actually, we maintain exemplary personal hygiene. That's why the hedonism takes place in a unisex shower. Easy cleanup. We know how to have fun and be efficient.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#96 - 2016-07-19 22:46:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Morwen Lagann
I'm pretty sure the fact that I prefer to bathe twice daily at a minimum indicates I care quite a bit about my personal hygiene and keeping myself clean.

However, I'm pretty good about avoiding the strings of poor decision-making that would be required in order to put myself in any of those situations he's attempted to pass off as a regular or likely scenario. That includes, yes, making use of a portion of my income to employ people whose job it is is to prevent things like that. Hardly a shameful or hedonistic thing in the slightest. It's the sensible thing to do.

(Unlike smuggling four handguns onto a CONCORD station and trying to shoot at people. That one was brilliant. By the way, the last time anyone checked, a sparring match doesn't involve trying to kill your opponent, so please, feel free to explain why you'd break your word in front of two witnesses, on top of breaking the law, on a CONCORD station. Please.)

As for his prying, the reasonable guess is he's trying to get into my pants, just as he appears to be trying to do with most other female posters. He's wasting his time; I'm not interested and never will be.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#97 - 2016-07-19 22:49:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Diana Kim
Morwen Lagann wrote:

(Unlike smuggling four handguns onto a CONCORD station and trying to shoot at people. That one was brilliant. By the way, the last time anyone checked, a sparring match doesn't involve trying to kill your opponent, so please, feel free to explain why you'd break your word in front of two witnesses, on top of breaking the law, on a CONCORD station. Please.)

You still keep trolling, Lagann? That was absolutely irrelevant to discussion and you seem pretty much ignorant about what happened anyway.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#98 - 2016-07-19 23:00:54 UTC
Morwen Lagann wrote:


As for his prying, the reasonable guess is he's trying to get into my pants, just as he appears to be trying to do with most other female posters. He's wasting his time; I'm not interested and never will be.

Yeah, she's mine. You can't have her!

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#99 - 2016-07-19 23:32:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Morwen Lagann
Diana Kim wrote:
You still keep trolling, Lagann? That was absolutely irrelevant to discussion and you seem pretty much ignorant about what happened anyway.

Actually, it was quite relevant - as an example of something completely not sensible that you did just last night, in comparison to the sensible decision of having paid employees on one's staff responsible for augmenting one's personal safety.

And I asked the other involved parties, since I happened to be curious what the commotion was about, and you seemed out of touch with reality at the time. Don't take it personally - I simply don't trust your "version" of events, like many others who frequent this forum.

Don't test me, Diana. You owe me for having so far elected not to cash in that chip I paid a measly fifty-five million ISK for a year or two back. A chip with no expiration date on it.

I suggest you cease and desist in your attacks on me and my associates unless you feel like being publicly humiliated if and when I do choose to cash it in.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#100 - 2016-07-19 23:35:38 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Yeah, she's mine. You can't have her!

First I've heard of it.

And on second review, I'm going to go with "no."

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque