Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

The Ten Dollar Bond is an ironically-named internet space corporation dedicated to the idea that none of us is as dumb as all of us! It is only through growth that we can achieve our dream of spreading the minimum effort required for success across enough pilots that none of us really has to do any work at all. In the meantime we’ve carved ourselves out a few systems in Fade, and have been blessed with a steady stream of things to do. With demand comes growth and that, my friend, is why we need YOU!

We are currently recruiting active pilots of all breeds, races and creeds as well as member corporations for the alliance. When applying please be aware that our primary deciding factor is cultural compatibility. Corporations and pilots with an industrial or PVP focus will find themselves most at home but don’t sell yourself short little spaceling because our standards are ****!

Corporation Rules:

No Xenurias
No Fools
No Not Believin’ In Yourself

We Supply:
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Cash
Money
Cars
Clothes
Hoes

The Ten Dollar Bond was created and is stewarded by Darius JOHNSON, Conqueror of Delve, Delegate to the First and Second Councils of Stellar Management, Destroyer of Bots, Past and Future CEO of the Goonswarm Alliance and God’s Perfect Unreliable Narrator. Our beginnings have been humble but our goals are lofty! Current and future activities include but are not limited to:

Taking space
Losing space
Annoying the locals
Annoying the non-locals
Holding petty grudges for every slight real and imagined
Picking on Berrik
Watching Azzjack do all of the work

While some people prefer to move around eve hopping from flavor-of-the-month to flavor-of-the-week we’re looking for people who want to get in on the 2nd or third floor from the ground. It’s not going to be as easy as signing up for the latest flavor of “newbie” alliance or RvB but we try to make the process simple because we don’t believe anyone can think for themselves:

All you need to do is go to https://auth.tendollarbond.com sign up then head over to https://forums.tendollarbond.com and make a post, then apply in game.

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